Dannii Minogue

The show is very 'Love Island' but so far we have avoided the torturous 'daily tasks', people working out at the gym, ''I've got text!'' and the kill-me-now catchphrases. There seems a lot less padding so it's more enjoyable to watch than people just sat around doing nothing. But we're only 2 episodes in so let's see how it goes. I do really appreciate the diversity as when the first few people entered I was like ''oh, here we go - gym fit, model-like people" so it's nice to see some different body shapes and I appreciate the guy in there who only came out a few months ago. I hope there's more inclusivity (perhaps a few older people?) as the show progresses.
 
I love how abrupt Queen D is when she tells the adult boys to turn around. "NOW".

Next week's outfit is a choice. Why these contestants aren't heckling her with puns, album tracks, demands for an update on her 90s beef with Michelle Gayle, requests to skip around the resort to song Hakuna Matata with her, or even simple begging for a new album is beyond me.
 
She/They
Why these contestants aren't heckling her with puns, album tracks, demands for an update on her 90s beef with Michelle Gayle, requests to skip around the resort to song Hakuna Matata with her, or even simple begging for a new album is beyond me.

Probably because they’re too young to be aware of most references to her beyond X Factor
 
Dannii's entire music catalogue is perfect for a show like this:
Perfection
This is it
Touch me like that
You wont forget about me
Everything I wanted
..................................PUT THE NEEDLE ON IT!

I'll scream if none of these are used in the right moment haha!
 
I love how abrupt Queen D is when she tells the adult boys to turn around. "NOW".

Next week's outfit is a choice. Why these contestants aren't heckling her with puns, album tracks, demands for an update on her 90s beef with Michelle Gayle, requests to skip around the resort to song Hakuna Matata with her, or even simple begging for a new album is beyond me.
She had beef with Michelle Gayle?!
 
She had beef with Michelle Gayle?!
She was some angry entity that just had an issue with Dannii around the time they were recording the Christmas charity single. From memory I think Michelle just had an issue with Dannii, and something about wanting Dannii's lines in the song/ felt she was better than Dannii.





 
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