Drag Race España (S4)

Le Cocó is miles better than Pitita on every department. If anything... she's probably what production tried to gaslight us into thinking Pitita was.

I don't even despise Pitita the way many maricones do, but her season was rotted. The quirky look queens all being low-rent versions of previous contestants, the double sashay of Pakita and Pink Chadora (when the latter was literally the front-runner at that point and the former was a fan favorite, and production always knew she was going to be and didn't give a fuck), Kelly Roller scamming her way in to the top four, Vania being the runner-up while serving nothing but drunk crass crying uncle you're forced to accommodate on Christmas Eve the entire season, Pitita having more wins than Carmen and Sharonne on their respective seasons when both of those ladies mopped the floor in comparison... My god. I literally only take the double sashay girls, Clover, and Hornella. Maybe Visa because I would do unspeakable biblical acts with her and she was on a one-woman mission against Pitita which is always good television, but her drag was the equivalent of a construction brick. Pitita only slayed because they forced people to think she did.
 
I agree…season 3 was a mess. Clover was my fave and the way they judged her was criminal. I also think they should have kept Angelita for a couple more episodes for the sake of good reality tv, even though I wanted to slap her most of the time. Le Cocó for the win!
 
Le Cocó is miles better than Pitita on every department. If anything... she's probably what production tried to gaslight us into thinking Pitita was.

I don't even despise Pitita the way many maricones do, but her season was rotted. The quirky look queens all being low-rent versions of previous contestants, the double sashay of Pakita and Pink Chadora (when the latter was literally the front-runner at that point and the former was a fan favorite, and production always knew she was going to be and didn't give a fuck), Kelly Roller scamming her way in to the top four, Vania being the runner-up while serving nothing but drunk crass crying uncle you're forced to accommodate on Christmas Eve the entire season, Pitita having more wins than Carmen and Sharonne on their respective seasons when both of those ladies mopped the floor in comparison... My god. I literally only take the double sashay girls, Clover, and Hornella. Maybe Visa because I would do unspeakable biblical acts with her and she was on a one-woman mission against Pitita which is always good television, but her drag was the equivalent of a construction brick. Pitita only slayed because they forced people to think she did.

Indeed, getting rid of Pink Chadora (my favourite from that season) and Pakita to give space to Kelly Roller and her art attack looks was the most stupid thing production has ever done in the Spanish franchise.
 
Le Cocó is miles better than Pitita on every department. If anything... she's probably what production tried to gaslight us into thinking Pitita was.

I don't even despise Pitita the way many maricones do, but her season was rotted. The quirky look queens all being low-rent versions of previous contestants, the double sashay of Pakita and Pink Chadora (when the latter was literally the front-runner at that point and the former was a fan favorite, and production always knew she was going to be and didn't give a fuck), Kelly Roller scamming her way in to the top four, Vania being the runner-up while serving nothing but drunk crass crying uncle you're forced to accommodate on Christmas Eve the entire season, Pitita having more wins than Carmen and Sharonne on their respective seasons when both of those ladies mopped the floor in comparison... My god. I literally only take the double sashay girls, Clover, and Hornella. Maybe Visa because I would do unspeakable biblical acts with her and she was on a one-woman mission against Pitita which is always good television, but her drag was the equivalent of a construction brick. Pitita only slayed because they forced people to think she did.
So chaotic but lowkey iconic. Stan Kelly Roller.
 
The roasts in Spain are always so clunky... I feel like it's a formula that works for the US but Spanish humor is a little different and it never quite completely lands, even if Le Cocó, La Niña and Chloe did well.
 

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