Eurovision Song Contest 2021

This Bridget Jones soundtrack MESS

 

My highlights so far:

• Adrenalina popping off like I knew it would
• “EUUUUURRRRROOOOOOPPPE”
• Moldova serving Selena levels of breathy vocals
• Serbia slaying my buss
• That gif of the girl getting out of the car and falling

 

Y’all know what?

 

Its ok hehe

 

Black Mamba is a stripper name surely

 

This is basically the same they did three or four years ago when they won and they can keep it.

 

I wish Portugal broke into a mambo number 5 type trash rather than a star sailor middle of the road trash.

 

Semi Final 2 is one third piss breaks

 

No one:

Love:

 

Still too ahead of its time for certain people it would seem

 

The only Black Mamba I will ever recognise

 

The amount of toilet breaks In this semi.

I feel so refreshed.

 

I have no idea what that was... it was bad I think then this is better

 

Maybe he just stans the Snyder cut

 

I haven’t been this bored to death by Portugal since...they won Eurovision

 

Told ya I’m a soldier

 

Oh my god Helena, my Queen.

I love her. What an icon.

 

Vocal performances tonight

1. albania
2. Huns 1, 2 and 3 from Serbia
3. Begrudgingly austria
4. Senhit when she wasn’t moving so much

 

Actually shall we just send My Number One to the final again

 

y'all thinking just because we have a terrible song we will qualify ... Portugal never makes it, Salvador was a glitch in the Matrix