Eurovision Song Contest 2022

How do these countries have all these props while poor Albania had to clown around in an empty stage...

 

Australia this is what happens when you bring a staircase longer than Cascada’s

 

Why are we having filler, one song after an ad break?

 

San Marino was iconic and gay as fuck. Yas.

 

That panic was unnecessary from both hosts.

 

I love that entries that performed third (Lithuania and Serbia) get to have extra screen time when the hosts are talking ddd

 

It’s so weird that Australia was invited for 1 year but then… just never left

 

Cue the “Why are Australia in Eurovision?!” tweets from the locals.

 

I wouldn’t mind another Australia NQ nn

 

Mika trying to fill time ...

 

Sam Smith has a lot to answer for.

 

Shade.

 

I thought San Marino’s more Machine Gun Kelly than Maneskin, no?

 

What's with all the ladders?? Were they free?

 

I love the fact that the gayest Italian singer is actually straight.

 

Kate Miller Slayke’s impact.

 

He looks like a yassified Orville Peck

 

Gays this year really don't bring anything to the table, it's all very stale and lifeless. We need to do better as community!

 

My boyfriend really said that Popjustice is for sad gays and now he likes this song.

 

Agreed. This isn't special.