Eurovision Song Contest 2022

[DangerousHun]

Very Janis Ian doing Eurovision.

 

[Disobedience]

I’m laughing my ass off because of these postcards.

 

[KamikazeHeart]

Måns Zelmerlöw has a lot to answer for.

 

[BTG]

NOT THIS SEPIA EFFECT

 

[Square]

Brooke entering her Dolly Rockers cheeky bop the year that everyone else decided to be serious and pensive

She knew sumn we didn’t

 

[Stuart]

This is like George Ezra and James Arthur combined. My idea of hell.

 

[Aidan]

This reminds me of a song

 

[RidesOnTheBreeze]

Holy crap Estonia’s package! PERFORMANCE. AHEM. I mean performance.

 

[Empty Shoebox]

This is what a song sounded like before Avicii started working on it.

 

[soratami]

So that's what Orville Peck looks like unmasked!

 

[Square]

Not a single yee haw was heard

 

[seaodw]

Back to the bops thanks Estonia. Helps to look at that face too

 

[SockMonkey]

Orville Wreck.

 

[SecretsOfFatima]

The audience getting resurrected for Brooke's GarageBand opening drum beat absolutely sent me...

QUALIFY PLEASE QUEEN. IF YOU CAN VOTE FOR BROOKE, VOTE FOR BROOKE.

 

[imaduck]

I'm waiting for Estonia to break into Heros any second now

 

[Disobedience]

Oh I love this. Basic, but I love that he’s having a great time, and he’s cute too.

 

[Island]

At least he's really cute.

 

[Maki]

Estonia sent a big rip-off of some song but at least it's good.

However, this is the only Estonia + guitar ESC moment I'm stanning:

 

[KamikazeHeart]

What is WITH the flat vocals this year

There has been a lot of technical issues with the audio during the rehearsals and in-ears not working as intended, might explain one or two

But most of these are probably just naff singers

 

[roborovsky]

This reminds me of a song

It’s giving Poundland Nothing Breaks Like A Heart.