***Flawless: The Beyoncé Discography Rate Top 50 (COMPLETE)

[LPMA]

You're fine. I originally gave it a 4 but changed it to an 8 because I thought I'd get dragged for the low score.

The exposé.

 

[strangekin]

Also it turns out that said low score was actually put into spreadsheet incorrectly (@strangekin sis for fuck sake...) which changes "Blow" to No.26, moving "Baby Boy" and "I Miss You" up a spot. At this point, I fucking cannot be bothered going back to change everything, so it's all staying the same.

Nice try binch

 

[IMHO]

Nice try binch

Me summarising your attempts at running this rate.

 

[Denemarken]

Shame that Blow had to go this early, imo it could actually be top 10 material. I'm literally obsessed with the funky beat and the irresistible groove, not to forget the awesome vocals Beyoncé delivers by the "Blow-o-o" part. Well, not that I'd expect any less from a production by a godlike collaboration of Pharrell Williams and Beyoncé. Both are genuinely influential people of the pop industry.

Anyway, wish this one would've last somewhat longer.

 

[2014]

Blow was the runner up to be my 11, can't believe it's out already.

 

[AlmightyAloud]

What a saga.

 

[Petty Mayonnaise]

he’d quite literally blow his shit directly on the walls

 

[LPMA]

I kinda love the irony in @send photo having worked in a bathhouse, when that's quite literally the opposite of the "send photo" mentality.

 

[RJF]

I kinda love the irony in @send photo having worked in a bathhouse

@send photo worked in a bathhouse?!?!

 

[P'NutButter]

I'm gutted at those two masterpieces leaving, but that story made it okay.

(How does one "blow his shit directly on the walls"?)

 

[Andrew]

SLOPABOTTOMUS...

SLOPABOTTOMUS.

SLOPABOTTOMUS!​

THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

 

[Deleted member 11565]

"Okay, so. When I worked at a bathhouse there was this one twink that was in the top 5 of my bad patron hitlist. Whenever he’d come in he had a playlist he never once deviated from blasting from his shitty phone speakers and this is the song that always kicked it off. So underneath the blaring club mixes of the bathhouse’s playlist you’d hear the indecipherable tinging of your favourite tunes not limited to but including Blow, Unusual You, and Pour It Up. If you’d follow the music you’d find an open room with a boy ass up gently swaying his hips eagerly awaiting some penetration. This seems harmless, but what really made him an abomination was the state of his room after. When any decent human being checks out they tidy up a bit. Throw those condoms in the convenient bedside trash, wipe off the shit from the walls, take the leftovers of your illegal drugs with you. But not this asshole. If ever I were to properly define slopabottomus it would be this hot mess. I hate the term triggering but every time I hear Blow I just think of how he’d quite literally blow his shit directly on the walls. I can’t eat skittles. I’ve deviated far from the rate and I don’t want any of this in the write ups, I just wanted you to understand why I gave Blow such an undeservedly low score."

 

[ohnostalgia]

I hate you all for tainting my cunnilingus anthem. Shame on you all.

 

[Mushroom]

That commentary did not disappoint.

 

[Jersey]

I'm nauseous and frail from that tale. THANK GOD IT'S GONE.

 

[theelusivechanteuse]

Schoolin' Life should not be here.

 

[Jwentz]

Schoolin' Life should not be here.

I kinda wish I could have been bothered to listen to Sasha Fierce so I could have given my 11 to Schooling' Life, but whatever at least the right albums are slaying.

 

[Wills]

Surely, surely, 'Love on Top' is on borrowed time at this point, hmm? Add 'Ring the Alarm' to that, and, um... 'Irreplaceable', I guess. Yeah, those three can go.

And 'Crazy in Love' can leave whenever, to be entirely honest.

 

[RJF]

The last wave of eliminations before our Top 20 will come in one post... And they are brutal.

 

[LTG]

Ok but if @AlexD isn't the former bathhouse employee what's his excuse for such a low score?