***Flawless: The Beyoncé Discography Rate Top 50 (COMPLETE)

Might be time to whip up another batch of Lemonade, because this one's been out in the sun too long...

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SCORE: 8.424

11/10 x 2
@strangekin @vikeyeol

Highest Score: 10 x 19 (@Jersey @Sprockrooster @Conan @Beginner @Plethorya @Push @send photo @Wild Man. @aaronhansome @Mr.Arroz @Lost In Japan. @scottdisick94 @ohnostalgia @ThighHighs @eccentricsimply @constantino @Petty Mayonnaise @Terminus @RetroPhysical)
Lowest Score: 3 x 2 (@AlexD @HeartSwells)
My Score: 8.5/10

This is one of those songs that I forget I love it when I'm not listening to it. Like, I was questioning my score just there and put it on to reassess, but then the "We rode motorcycles..." part came in with that flawless melody and I just fell to pieces. A classic slice of old American blues, Beyoncé slips into it shockingly well. Is there anything she can't turn her hand to and immediately become brilliant at?

We'll kick off with constantino, who gives it a bronco-bucking (I hate myself) 10/10, "This might actually be my favourite Lemonade track?? Who’d have fucking thought it, especially since I ordinarily despise country music with every fibre of my being. What a melody, what great guitar work…the vocals…the lyrics…just URGH."

eccentricsimply says, "I can't believe Beyoncé invented country." I hope she did so sponsored by Bud Light. munro also buys into the hype, "Queen of country and genre swapping." Carrie Underwho? Reba McInwhat? joe_alouder is similarly in awe, "Queen of inventing cuntry music.." ericcccc enjoys how it breaks up Beyoncé's rampage through the alberm, "This was a nice change of pace for the album. Not revolutionary, but unexpected coming from her which was appreciated." Even Sprockrooster locates taste for a change, "Never in my life did I ever hear something like this. This is a mix of folk, country and jazz. Get that multiple genre-crossing GRAMMY à la Gary Clark Jr. for a single song. After a single play, this song got right into my high rotation music playlist and it ain't go nowhere anytime soon. I also particularly liked this part in the Lemonade video where there is a throwback to the life in the 1800s for a black family. I rarely hand out a 10 for a very recent album in a rate, but this song almost got me to question the 11 I had in mind."

FresherThanYou serves PTSD-suffering Little Monster, quite frankly, " Took me a long time to get my head around this one." Yet you only gave it a 5? "It's a nice change to hear a country track from Bey but I just hope it's not going to become a regular theme." Dance-pop pining teas. send photo demands that Beyoncé shakes the foundations of white people even further, "Sweep the CMAs or whatever award show country people do." and Remyky22 is... oddly accurate, "What a fucking bop. Dolly Parton and Erykah Badu going into Helix Studios and making the best song ever." while CasuallyCrazed serves "I only know one country song" teas with the following, "Beyoncé creating her own Jolene. Absolutely brilliant." ...Right.

IMHO awards a rather pitiful 6/10 and adds, "Much like Love On Top, this feels costume-y to be taken seriously on its own merits, the melody is their but the production, the clapping and whooping, the gun-touting tall tales it's all just_too_fucking_much.gif." Okay lady but let's get in line dancing formation. Meanwhile, Jersey is the first to arrive at the hoedown, "Backwood Country Bumpkin realness. Taylor could never. I see Carrie and Miranda biting their nails at a track like this not coming from their mouths. Rapid delivery, the right amount of twang and the true Louisiana bayou, lagoon feels wrap this in a perfect little bow. Big ups to Blue congratulating Motha." and ThighHighs is hosting the damn thing, "Incredible. I love every bit of this song. Completely unexpected and a total game changer. My runner up for my 11."

We'll finish with ohnostalgia, who awarded full marks for a kill shot, "I'm so happy Beyonce revived country music and killed all the bro country dudes." America really is awful, isn't it? Let's have a video of Beyoncé performing it in Germany, just to rub salt into their red white and blue wounds.



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SCORE: 8.43

11/10 x 2

@Oceandrive @kermit_the_frog

Highest Score: 10 x 18 (@PLUTO @WarmBlood11 @joe_alouder @that boy is a monster @beyoncésweave @enjoy @ohdenny @dodoriazarbon @P'NutButter @theincredibleflipper @K94 @Jersey @Conan @aaronhansome @Mr.Arroz @Petty Mayonaise @RetroPhysical @vikeyeol)
Lowest Score: 5 x 2 (@Alouder98 @Sam de Jour)
My Score: 7.5/10

Okay, so I find this utterly stunning and heartbreaking... but I also kind of treat it more as an intro track instead of a proper, meaty song, and that's entirely my problem and I'll need to seek help for it. String outro is a thing of total beauty. Perhaps I should have scored this a bitty higher after all...

Let's kick off with FresherThanYou, "Really sets the show in motion and the lyrics are so stunning to me, love the vulnerability. Love the bit where she quickly says Prayin'" while eccentricsimply pronounces it to be, "A good introduction track. It’s very grand." joe_alouder falls to pieces, " Those lush strings are so heartbreaking. It's a beautifully sad opening." and ohnostalgia states the obvious, "From the moment I heard this track, I knew Lemonade would be something special." I knew it was going to be special when I heard a clock tower chime twenty three times at 1AM, but that's a story for another time. IMHO announces that, "The lyrics here are some of the most stunning of her career to date, as it effortlessly and succinctly opens the curtains on Lemonade; laying the narrative and emotional groundwork for such an ambitious project with devastating composure."

CasuallyCrazed better pray most of the voters don't catch him, "This is a little low energy to start an album as militant and dynamic as Lemonade, and those initial melodic gasps sound an awful lot like the opening melodic gasps in “Pretty Hurts.” However, the song’s searing strings and heavenly melodies serve as a beautiful, poignant prelude to the drama that unfurls after…" Okay, you might live to see another day. aaronhansome gives us his final bit of commentary, awarding full marks and adding, " This is still one of my top three from this album, from the moment I heard it, I was taken aback." Bye, sis!

constantino says, " This is beautiful and well produced, truly one of her finest ballads. It’s just so euphoric and majestic; I can see some clear James Blake influence (before he dropped that shitty mess of an album earlier this year)." Oop! The fans of all the albums full of pretentious groaning this year are shook! Speaking of which, here's Remyky22, "Not here for this actually. It's even gotten worse than it sounded initially." NOT after that dissertation on fucking "Facebook Story" you don't. ThighHighs takes the second to last word here, "Pensive, peaceful, tranquil, God-like... It's a hymn from God herself. What a way to quench the mouths of sistren everywhere. The way she sings, "maybe it's a cause for concern" cripples my heart each time I decide to press play." No joke, I sometimes just skip over it when I listen to the Lemonade because it's such an affecting opening. Unf.

We close with Oceandrive, who finally reveals what he bestowed his 11/10 to, ""You can taste your dishonesty it's all over your breath" is a call to arms of anyone that has had their heartbroken. It's fast becoming my favourite opening lyric to an album. Initially this wasn't a particular standout for me on Lemonade, then the second and third listens happened and this song slowly started to I ravel and reveal how stunning it really is. As well as its beautiful lyricism, there are so many nuances here from the backing vocals switching frequency in the intro, to the closing instrumental showing just how lonely a suspicious mind can be. Then we have that moment just before the second verse kicks in. I switched my 11 four times. It started with Formation, then Me, Myself & I then it found its way to ***Flawless, maybe I am a fool or just soft and pink but I feel like in good conscience I can't leave it anywhere else but here, it's too beautiful."

Lemonade stuff is notoriously difficult to find, but I've managed to find a decent working link to the only performance of "Pray You Catch Me" so far, where it was the first track in Beyoncé's Britney-deleting medley at the VMAs this year. Kii.

 
And finally, our last cut before the Top 20...



























































Dear moon, we blame you for floods...
















for the flush of blood...

















for men who are also wolves...



















We blame you for the night...


















For the dark...

















For the ghosts...



















Every fear...


















Every nightmare...



















...anyone has ever had.

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SCORE: 8.494
Highest Score: 10 x 13 (@eccentricsimply @supersoon @Itty Bitty Piggy @Maria @Can't Speak French @EnsnareTheSenses @munro @constantino @AlmightyAloud @enjoy @aaronhansome @Petty Mayonnaise @vikeyeol)
Lowest Score: 1.5 x 1 (@Wild Man.)
My Score: 9.5/10

Well, y'all have been calling for it for a little while, but it's finally here. For me, that intro above is the pinnacle of Lemonade as a film. I feel like this required a video of Beyoncé just going on a crime spree, as it is easily the peak of the anger depicted throughout the album. The Isaac Hayes sample is a brilliant addition that adds a bit of class to proceedings. It’s basically brilliant. A little bit of bloody, teeth-bared, someone’s-tied-up-in-the-trunk ratchetry, but Beyoncé has been all over this kind of imagery for years now, so it makes a perfect fit. A totally malevolent banger, and sorely missed on tour.

We'll open with CasuallyCrazed, who stans, "Such fearless, unconventional songwriting.. That lower vocal register is everything." while joe_alouder stans for the fury of it all, "The sheer rage this song invokes is brilliant. The darkness and depth." Meanwhile, IMHO needs more inches, "This is sort of a standard Weeknd track featuring Beyoncé but the bassline knocks and the middle eight/outro keeps things interesting even if it's not the most innovative song on the album." and Jersey is similarly inch-starved, only giving it a 6/10, "I can't stand The Weeknd and his whiny ass vocals. To come up and ruin her true bad bitch moment of Lemonade and warble through his lazy verse? NO. Unacceptable."

munro is delusional, "This feels a bit like Partition sung from the perspective of someone else. I’m so glad that Beyonce has released a song about me." Sis, she's singing about stacking money, not shelves. constantino takes the pole... No, not like that, "THAT pole-dancing anthem, and I’m talking high-end, exclusive, paid-up members’ clubs. I’ll like to take this opportunity to tell anyone who dislikes Abel’s feature and scores this down because of it to [not-so-]politely fuck off. The production is impeccable and it completely pops off without…you know…actually popping off." Meanwhile, Remyky22... lets his ass score this? "My ass is giving it more points than I would." is that what happened with the Frank Ocean album too, sis?

FresherThanYou says, "The Weeknd is perfect for this track. Great production. Somebody once said its Partitions darker sister and I very much agree. Particular shout out to the last 30 seconds of the song which I absolutely fiend for." Oceandrive gets technical, "I love how menacing Beyoncé sounds on the chorus. Her lower register really has been everything the past two albums. Her whole vocal delivery of less is more really works. It's not the technical how for her anymore, it's about the why." Mmm yes. It's those insanely low notes she's capable of hitting that really bludgeon me over the head these days.

We'll close with ThighHighs, "I love this song. So sexy, yet still sad. A real story about trying to be independent and making your own money, but that money doesn't define you. You always have to strive for greater things, even if your focus is on your paper. -1 for The Weeknd tho."

I don't even really want to get into the mess that this has caused in regards to a live performance. Basically, it has received two incredibly high-concept performances, one on the last night of the Formation Tour, and one at some wretched Tidal event, all in the last fortnight or so. Naturally, I can't find a fucking decent video of either, so here is a thirty second teaser of the Tidal one, because Tidal are awful.

 
TOP 20

Crazy In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)

Ring The Alarm
Irreplaceable

Love On Top
Countdown
End of Time
Schoolin' Life

Haunted
Drunk In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Partition
Jealous
Mine (Feat. Drake)
XO
***Flawless (Feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)

Hold Up
Don't Hurt Yourself (Feat. Jack White)
Sorry
Freedom (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
All Night
Formation
 
TOP 20

Crazy In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)

Ring The Alarm
Irreplaceable

Love On Top
Countdown
End of Time
Schoolin' Life

Haunted
Drunk In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Partition
Jealous
Mine (Feat. Drake)
XO
***Flawless (Feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)

Hold Up
Don't Hurt Yourself (Feat. Jack White)
Sorry
Freedom (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
All Night
Formation
You know....this is a pretty good lineup.
 
You know....this is a pretty good lineup.

Only "pretty good" though - I'd have kept all three of these eliminations and kicked out Schoolin' Life, Ring The Alarm and Love On Top (especially this, the whole Teena Marie throw-back is fun but not much more)

I'm glad that @Oceandrive shares my superior taste in 11s - WHAT. A. SONG.

That whole narrative of being a mess, wanting a confrontation but being too scared to directly initiate one, knowing that someone is playing around and desperately wishing that they cared enough to tell you, to give you proof, to give you SOMETHING to make a decision on.

Breaks. My. Heart. Every. Time.

Other songs (Partition, Haunted, Flawless, XO, Mine) might have more plays on my iPod but this one seemed to NEED my 11 more than the others. Turns out I was right.
 
I really can't believe the masterpiece called 6 inch is out already, this song is undoubtedly top 10 material and should've been there. If I had participated in this rate, there was a possible chance I would've given my 11 to this track. This song deserves a lot more love than it gets and I'm praying for Beyoncé to release it as her next single so bad.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if B'Day and 4 fell before the top 10.
 
He / Him / His
Not to get all MisandyJustice but '6 Inch' only gets interesting once The Weeknd fucks off. The middle-eight and outro feel as though they belong in a more interesting track.
 
That whole narrative of being a mess, wanting a confrontation but being too scared to directly initiate one, knowing that someone is playing around and desperately wishing that they cared enough to tell you, to give you proof, to give you SOMETHING to make a decision on.
Yeah, I actually forgot to mention this (I'M DOING THIS RATE ON THE FLY LET ME LIVE) but the best part of "Pray You Catch Me" is that whole idea of desperately wanting to just rip the curtain off the whole charade but not actually wanting to be the one to do it, so you get more and more reckless until it's done for you, is such a great dimension articulated so well in the track. I really should have rated it higher than I did.
 
A nice top 10 from what's left in no particular order:

Crazy In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Love On Top
Countdown
Drunk In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Partition
XO
Hold Up
Sorry
Formation
Haunted or Freedom (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
 

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Staff member
I'd like to see Irreplaceable and Flawless leave soon please, but otherwise a fantastic top 20!
 
A nice top 10 from what's left in no particular order:

Crazy In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Love On Top
Countdown
Drunk In Love (Feat. Jay-Z)
Partition
XO
Hold Up
Sorry
Formation
Haunted or Freedom (Feat. Kendrick Lamar)
aASDJFia End of Time also needs to be top 10 so I don't even know what I want.
 

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