Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Itty Bitty Piggy, Aug 15, 2012.
Eww I know someone named Candida. I'm not going to be able to look at her the same way anymore.
food is usually my first thought when I'm done. Makes sense!
Yeah, I googled it. Wishing I hadn't.
The emotional feeling after cumming is one reason why I haven’t hooked up in ages. I feel... guilty or something. Deep-seated psychosexual issues, heyo!
I'm just ready to go do stuff after ~30 seconds' afterglow. I knew one guy who literally fell asleep for about 2 minutes every time.
I think everyone feels that to some degree or another, even when just masturbating, so it's not really guilt... but a type of disgust, maybe?
That "close tabs to the right" click of shame is too real.
Dumbledore always came out with some great pearls of wisdom.
Never really happens to me when I wank for some reason. With another person I just want to run away and apologize to my family.
I'm ready to eat after I have sex. If I cum and they're not finished/close then I'm low key begging inside for them to get the fuck out.
What’s this about pearls?
Nevermind, I'm back on my bullshit and good to go again, ladies!
That's my girl! Stay safe and hydrated! xoxo
And Candida free.
Refractory's a binch
I texted Candida and she told me she was named after this:
Then inquired as to why I was asking. I haven't thought up a response yet.
EDIT: The song doesn't appear to be about anal health issues.
I didn't know until today that talking about douching and suggesting that others do it makes people so angry.
Oh my Candida
We could make it together
The further from here girl the better
Where the air is fresh and clean
I haven't managed to get the magnesium citrate yet. It's 5 hours to go. Is it too late to get it? I haven't eaten and I feel just fine.
Does It? How?
Um yes hon, unless you want to be shitting like a lawn sprinkler while those guys are trying to gang bang you.
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