Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Itty Bitty Piggy, Aug 15, 2012.
I can't with you. Love it.
Not me, I didn't even know wanks could last as long as 7m41s.
You must have never suffered from pilly willy
I don't know what that is.
You’ve never edged? You poor impatient child.
What can I tell you, sometimes you have to rush what you're doing so you don't get caught!
The pandemic hitting y'all hard. The exes, old flames, almost-woulda-been's, and ever-eager bottoms have decided it's open season since we're on lockdown in NYC. Isolation got the D on demand.
We love a responsible gay
Gays found barebacking the guys they live with.
It’s times like now I’m fuming I live with a girl.
And not an Italian rugby team
So I was tidying up my childhood room today, clearing things out and I found... well. Back in 2009 my best friend’s dad was a stage hand for V Festival and got to work on dismantling Gaga’s set etc. He asked the drummer for the drumsticks he’d used for the performance, and he gave them to my friend, and also managed to get a signed photo for my friend. My friend decided that as I was a massive Gaga fan, we should have a drumstick each. Anyway fast forward to 2014 and I was... curious. I found it today at the back of my wardrobe and it’s brought this suppressed memory back. Yikes.
Well, at least you have something to do during the lockdown.
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
definitely has a different meaning now x
I feel... I'm missing so many layers of context here.
You really don't want to know.
O M G
I have Rihanna's drumstick (the one she drummed with and threw to me at the O2, Last Girl On Earth tour) and when I posted it on Facebook this hot daddy I'd been trying to shag back then commented...
Maybe I should put you in touch @Jacques
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