Good Evening America, I'm Chloe Sevigny.

'Saskatchewanese Sulfur Water from Safeway'.

 

It's because Chloe really is doing mo-deling for Marc Jacobs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBLedgBGJM3/?taken-by=themarcjacobs

 

"When Régime des Fleurs founders Alia Raza and Ezra Woods penned an ethereal poem for Sevigny, “Prayer to Saint Thérèse,” Gaubert was a logical choice to score the piece. Soon after, he recruited various musicians to create their own takes, the first of which, by Chromatics’ member Johnny Jewel, debuts here. With Sevigny’s evocative reading of the work over a heady soundscape courtesy of Jewel, it’s an otherworldly reprieve from the mad dash of the collections."

http://www.vogue.com/13398945/chloe-sevigny-michel-gaubert-regime-des-fleurs-prayer-saint-therese/

Should have been the other one.

 

"music by Bright Light Bright Light"

 

I screamed upon seeing that. As well as during the Creedence Clearwater Revival part.

 

"Behati Prinsloo's Range Rover"

 

"Chandler" had me cackling.

 

I've only just seen "Model" and it has me rolling. Off to practice my 'concerned counsellor' pose.

 

"Permission to never speak to Jeanne Tripplehorn ever again" KILLED me.

 

I just now felt compelled to check the YouTube account to find that there have been not one, but TWO new Chloe uploads since the last one I saw. Behold:

"I sent a letter of regrets to my colonoscoper... and vanished"

 

"Bloody noses, Alex Pettyfer, and identity theft"

 

"Terror is the next thing you feel when you see a fully realized Nordstrom Rack"

Same.

 

Every time Chloe offers her personal interpretation of the pronunciation of a word, I FUCKING DIE.

"It has recently come to my attention that I love Peetsbawr."

 

Even after all these years I still never tire of Chloe. Drew Droege is an utter genius.

 

I am pretty sure that Natasha Lyonne knock knock joke is the funniest joke that has ever been, or will ever be, told.

 

"And now for a dance break. Not in hownted housoo."

 

"Gr'And-parénts" is quite possibly my favorite Chloe pronunciation since "bierds".