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[joe_alouder]

'How'd your ass get past the gate' is still the greatest opening gambit for a show.

 

[Remorque]

Diana Ross coming in to everyone's disdain still fucking kills me every single goddamn time.

 

[ChiquitaPlantain]

"I'm not worried about Diana Ross. She's talented sometimes."

And of course: "Dingy. Ass. Teeth."

 

[Andy French]

"That wig was laying on the floor like it had a grudge against everybody" ruins me every time too. Basically the second episode of season 2 is the best.

Ever since Janet started doing NutriSystem she's had the strength of a crackhead.

 

[Psycho]

I'm having a Chaka revival at the moment.

"This is not even about Fantasma. It's about me. In my catsuit. Serving you rainbow roll. Which is several. Different. Types. Of. Fish. My entire physique was just stingy, snatching, snatching everywhere, with more figure than an eight."

 

[ChiquitaPlantain]

Yes, @Psycho! The way she sort of hisses "more figure than an eight!" is incredible. I've often been tempted to describe myself using that one, I won't lie.

"My mop is iconic!"

 

[RUNAWAY]

Yes, @Psycho! The way she sort of hisses "more figure than an eight!" is incredible. I've often been tempted to describe myself using that one, I won't lie.

"My mop is iconic!"

"I've been having a similar problem. I was trying to figure out if that's hair on your head, or snuffleupagus.

 

[Square]

"This is not even about Fantasma. It's about me. In my catsuit. Serving you rainbow roll. Which is several. Different. Types. Of. Fish. My entire physique was just stingy, snatching, snatching everywhere, with more figure than an eight."

This is swirling about my head today and I can't help but chuckling out loud.

 

[dodoriazarbon]

Chaka is my favourite from the show I think.

Get into that point blank leakage.

 

[AlmightyAloud]

Best moment from the documentary is clearly "what a friend when have in Becky".

 

[johnny_tsunami]

How can Dionne not be everyone's favorite? I love the talking cigarette.
"These young artists..."

 

[AlmightyAloud]

Mary.....

M.J.B....

Didn't know the B stands for Bojangles.

Still puts me through it.

 

[beyoncésweave]

Mary.....

M.J.B....

Didn't know the B stands for Bojangles.

Still puts me through it.

"Should've just went on ahead and tap danced for watermelon slices in front of the NAACP headquarters."

 

[Remorque]

I just watched an episode before work and their facial expressions when Rihanna's singing Hero fucking KILL. ME. EVERY. TIME.

 

[digitalkaiser]

Every time I feel sad I just put this on and proceed to livvvvee.

 

[BEST FICTION]

I've come to the conclusion that my life is like light up sneakers. If I just keep walking forward I KNOW I'm gonna shine.

Wish this was around a year earlier to be my senior year quote.

 

[beyoncésweave]

I've come to the conclusion that my life is like light up sneakers. If I just keep walking forward I KNOW I'm gonna shine.

Wish this was around a year earlier to be my senior year quote.

You have yet to ... glow. so you gotta hold out a little longer before you can actually shine. You know I love you, it's just a little constructive criticism, I'm just saying.

 

[RUNAWAY]

You have yet to ... glow. so you gotta hold out a little longer before you can actually shine. You know I love you, it's just a little constructive criticism, I'm just saying.

Did you say "JUST SHADING?!"

 

[beyoncésweave]

Did you say "JUST SHADING?!"

How long did it take you to swim from the island of Gullah Gullah to my conservation, Binyah Binyah?

 

[Rainbow Trousers]

"Listen, my flats have more soul than Dionne Warwick."

"She's been duking and bamboozling the public into thinking her vocals deliver when they're just Digiorno"

Both of these are underappreciated.