Patti, I'm lookin at you right now, you can't afford a backdrop, you're sitting there at a blank screen, lookin like ... y'know a PSA for flop insurance.
Christina, gesticulating: "I went through that whole... dirty phase." Mary, nodding: "I know, I know."
"Nobody...is even trying to be Mariah. That takes way too many Adobe programs." - Aretha's ass, of all people, trying to talk about people's body shapes
"Umm I'm gonna pass my cards to the left." "That's your right." "Yes, that's my right, as a feminist."
I wanna address the rudity of the situation Wwwwwwait... What's rudity Um it's like you know a state of being rude
'There is a coconut between us' God watching these again brings it all straight back. They're all so re-watchable.