Got 2B Real (YouTube Show)

[AlmightyAloud]

Who let that frame past the gate?

 

[beyoncésweave]

That janky ass framed photo...

Patti, I'm lookin at you right now, you can't afford a backdrop, you're sitting there at a blank screen, lookin like ... y'know a PSA for flop insurance.

 

[Square]

Christina, gesticulating: "I went through that whole... dirty phase."
Mary, nodding: "I know, I know."

 

[joe_alouder]

Christina, gesticulating: "I went through that whole... dirty phase."
Mary, nodding: "I know, I know."

'Pro...freshional'

 

[Square]

"I'm always real... and even if I have to be fake, I'm real fake."

 

[Mr.Arroz]

"I'm always real... and even if I have to be fake, I'm real fake."

Posting in Random Thoughts

 

[RUNAWAY]

Patti told me "Aretha is the queen of soul food".

 

[AlmightyAloud]

That hug...

 

[RUNAWAY]

That hug...

It gave me FROSTBITE.

 

[Square]

"Bitch I will throw your bones"

 

[Mr.Arroz]

"Anthony Anderson, you are so funny to me!"

 

[Andy French]

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're a bitch-ass"

 

[RUNAWAY]

Patti IS a bitch-ass. You can find that in the bible.

 

[Square]

"It's half-past give a damn so I'm off the clock for caring."

 

[Mr.Arroz]

"Nobody...is even trying to be Mariah. That takes way too many Adobe programs."





- Aretha's ass, of all people, trying to talk about people's body shapes

 

[Square]

"Umm I'm gonna pass my cards to the left."
"That's your right."
"Yes, that's my right, as a feminist."

 

[Square]

"You can pat your pastry if you want to."

 

[Square]

I wanna address the rudity of the situation

Wwwwwwait... What's rudity

Um it's like you know a state of being rude

 

[Square]

They said creationary wasn't a word but now those hoes owe me 4 dollars

 

[2014]

'There is a coconut between us'


God watching these again brings it all straight back. They're all so re-watchable.