Man, all those coconuts between us are looking really ripe for the picking. I really think I'm about to go into that coconut grove and pick me a coconut that will just.....end your life.........immediately.
"OH NANA! Whowhatshername? I don't know you, but I love ya. HA! ... Is Maya Angelou there? "Whitney" "Well praise the Lord! Baby, I love you! I know why the caged bird sings too. Because it wants to outdo me. But it won't. HAHA it WON'T. Because I'm a phenomenal woman. That's MEEEEEE!"
"You know, I think we need a new team aside from the two we already have. This team should be called ABC: A Bitch Can't. A bitch can't get a hit, a bitch can't get on the charts, a bitch can't get a Grammy... A bitch just can't!"
This ain't even about Fantasma. It's about me, in my catsuit, serving you ... rainbow roll, which is several, different, types of fish. My entire physique was just snatching, snatching, SNATCHING everywhere, with more figure than an eight!
'If I wanted to sit at home and be bored, I'd watch a Mary J Blige video' I just remembered this and squealed.
"I saw you on tv cooking that..peanut shrimp?. I was thinking, what kind of welfare witchcraft hocus pocus hoedown is this?! I don't need to be James, John or Judas to know that is somebody's last supper." Honestly the secret best character on the show.
Mariah's Pepper Ann soliloquy in the Iyanla episode is killing me. AND PATTI breaking her silence with a stern "Bitch" and cut to the handshake scene. Iconic show.
