Got 2B Real (YouTube Show)

"I'm sorry that I couldn't be there tonight. Unfortunately, they had me scheduled to do some things that I would actually enjoy. But you know what they say about absence, it's really so much better than actually attending.

I first have to thank my Heavenly Father, JESUS, without whom I wouldn't have had the wisdom to decline the invitation."
"Okay, so I'm on my way to the festivities and I just hope that everything goes well. If it doesn't... one uses sunglasses to shade the classless. Oh... hold on... oh shit."

"What is it?"

"It's Patti. I told her I was gonna be fashionably late. She said, 'Okay, I hope you're riding in an ambulance because somebody needs the paramedics.'"

"No way!"

"I kid you NOT."
I just had this phrase randomly pop into my head:
"In Which Piglet Detects a Little Bit of Shade"

It's made me think we need a whole series of G2BR- and Nekci-inspired Winnie-the-Pooh stories.

"In Which Tigger Refuses to Be the Suspect"
"In Which Rabbit Is the Best Sad Songer"
"In Which Gopher Has a Coconut"