Got 2B Real (YouTube Show)

[RUNAWAY]

"Hateretha got company on the floor. Mary J Blige is tryna come for her Burger King Crown. She has an heir to the throne!"

"Oh my god bitch you barely have air in your LUNGS. Don't you worry about who I pass the torch to."

 

[beyoncésweave]

"I am so tempted to just go get my kids and play shadow puppet theatre on her forehead."
"Bitch hold on, I will smash Monroe's glasses, don't fuck with me."
"Listen, Curious Whorge, let me tell you something. It's no coincidence that my account at the I Don't Give A Fuck Bank never gains any interest. You wanna talk about smashing, but that's the last thing you need to be doing. You look like the type to get billed by the free clinic."

 

[VivaForever]

"That's why your card says that, because you Consistently Underestimate New Talent."

 

[Andy French]

"She was an empLOYee! An empLOyEE, boo!"

 

[nikkysan]

"You know Mary I have to hand it to you, because you are the only person I know that can sing about struggling while struggling. I mean it's gotta be a talent, just one nobody wants."

"And she stay hittin' them A-cup notes... FLAT."

 

[HairBodyFace]

I'm sorry but this needs to be made into a Crispy Business, Pt. 3 ASAP. I'm screaming.

 

[Square]

The official uploads being taken down is comparable to the burning of Alexandria tbh

 

[Mr.Arroz]

The real clip being MESSY



“if not… they gonna stay out there and play with the dog” and the dog wilin out for camera time

 

[RUNAWAY]

The real clip being MESSY



“if not… they gonna stay out there and play with the dog” and the dog wilin out for camera time

Bells jingle, Mariah makes singles!

 

[beyoncésweave]

I've come to the conclusion that my life is like light-up sneakers. If I just keep walkin' forward, I know Imma shine. But it's when I stop that I lose my light.

 

[Square]

I can't get Dionne's "werld rekerddddttttt" read of Aretha out of my head

 

[Square]

Patti voice: there I go there I go there Iiiiiii goooooooo

 

[Square]

Don’t waste your Barbadian breath

 

[soratami]

I'd never watched the two prequel episodes until just now... I'm screaming at Burger King Crown

 

[dodoriazarbon]

I try to shave the shitshuashun
then I end up..
mishbeHAY-vehheeeyynn

 

[Andy French]

The following court case you are about to witness went untelevised because no one could retain the copyright from Prince

: Where Justice Reigns...Purple

 

[Square]

Harpo who dis woman

 

[Square]

She said she's like the moon, you can't wax and crescent her. hO my god, that one's for people who went to SCHOOL

This is rattling around my head today

 

[Mr.Arroz]

The way my best friend and I pour the Moscato and do dramatic readings of the one-liners. Queer!

 

[Square]

Periwinkle Plant