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[RUNAWAY]

I think she's from Belize?

 

[Square]

This isn’t even about Fantasma. It's about me. In my catsuit. Serving you rainbow roll - which is several different types of fish. My entire physique was just stingy - snatching snatching everywhere - with more figure than an eight

 

[Square]

You need to try your mumbling at a whole 'nutha frequency

 

[Andy French]

.................


*deep breath*


...Lasagna..............

 

[beyoncésweave]

Listen, Peter Piper picked a lesser.

 

[Mr.Arroz]

 

[defclubmix]

I have been obsessively rewatching this for the hundredth time and UGH the density of jokes in that three-episode run from Don't Call it a Throwback to both parts of Crispy Business... A true comedy classic.

"I'm your CD! It will never get copped."

"And she stays hittin' them A cup notesss! FLAT."

"Yes, I know... that I had a... birthday and uh... I'm sure... Mariah was born as well at some point in time."

"Pablo... Have I ever told you you're my favorite flop? You're truly flopulous."

"Yes, she did, we all know she did. But at least Fantasia's child has SHOES... on their feet! I mean... All that money you got, and you take Smurfette out barefoot."

"...And I'm thinking of strapping yours and Dionne's careers, you know, to, to my feet, because I'm pretty sure that... Mm! It knows exactly how to flip and FLOP."

 

[strangekin]

Bells jingle, Mariah makes singles

 

[defclubmix]

I don't understand why you continue to be so supercilious. This is about right now. In the present, Fantasia, she is... she is someone who- she- who's- not who she was before!

 

[beyoncésweave]

I hope your fiancé knows that when he's marrying you he's actually marrying that frikkin deceased chupacabra on your head.

 

[defclubmix]

Um, musty, that's the word that comes to mind... when I think of Dionne Warwick. Musty spirits. Who wears Cliff Hux- Hufftable s-sweaters. She's got to be musty. Underneath all that wool and... polyester, and all those synthetic fibers is... a musty demon.

 

[beyoncésweave]

welfare witchraft

 

[defclubmix]

You see this, Rihanna? The only way that we'll hear Blu Cantrell's album dropping is if I lose my grip at the top floor... It'll hit rock bottom!

 

[defclubmix]

A completely random bit that's been stuck in my head this week is:

"Bells jingle, Mariah makes singles. I songwrite, I write MU-SIC"

God i love this stupid show

 

[Square]

Umbrella girl? Yeah she’s still thriving

 

[Andy French]

Remember the time you threw a water bottle at a child?

 

[beyoncésweave]

"Mommy, mommy, are we poor?"
*extended cackling*

 

[defclubmix]

Heard you had a little... disengagement

 

[ohaimanabu]

and aretha gurl when i was in walmart i did you a favor... I bought that floppy disk.
and... i couldn't even listen to it- i just threw it at my dog and he's been playing with it ever since

 

[defclubmix]

Watching Beloved and of course this had to pop into my head

"Share your heart with us, beloved"
"Aw that's our Beloved alright... The movie!"