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Got 2B Real (YouTube Show)

Discussion in 'The Internet' started by Leopold, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. "You look like the type to get billed by the free clinic."
     
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  2. No.

    The new episode might take a bit longer to sink in, but there's some iconic gems:

    "Beyonce what did you get?"
    "Uh, I think I'm gonna pass my card to the left."
    "That's your right."
    "Exactly, it's my right! As a feminist it's my right."

    "Sometimes life shows me myself. It chooses questionable overhead lighting to illuminate me but I deal with it."

    "You mean to tell me you don't remember snatching your hand away from me like I was holding a celery stick?"
    "See what you're not gonna do is shade my weight, Ho'bi-Wan Kenobi"

    Chaka's preach!

    "I see someone went to Home Depot and traded in their old shovel for a new hoe"

    "Cissy came out on that stage like Aretha has just told her a bald-ass lie. Just under-the-rainbow-and-over-the-bullshit. She said "You know what girl, you said that we was going to bible study and you lied."
     
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  3. "Solange is adopted"
    "All the songs you claim to write are adopted"
     
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  4. "Girl, don't act like your back wasn't the battlefield for Freddy and Jason, with all those damn stretch marks."
     
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  5. "My colon is clean, baby, I don't give a shit".
     
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  6. Mr.Arroz

    Mr.Arroz Staff Member

    "Unbounce my checks..."
     
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  7. "I love Brandy, I really do, but ever since Janet went to Nutrisystems, she's got the strength of a crackhead. That wig was laying on the floor like it had a grudge against everybody."
     
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  8. "I would like to say happy marriage to you, Aretha. I know this is your third, but I'm hoping third times a charm".

    "SHADE HEFFA, SHADE!"
     
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  9. ♪ Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ha...screwyouscrewyouscrewyoOou...HIiIiIiIGH NOOOOOTE
     
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  10. Mr.Arroz

    Mr.Arroz Staff Member

    HA, YES!
     
  11. RJF

    RJF

    "Know that if there was any way I could be there... I'd be here."
     
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  12. "Rudity" and "Creationary".
     
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  13. When Mariah said she carried her babies and Rihanna wears hers on her face...
     
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  14. "How dare you talk about anyone's hair, when your wigs be looking like 'All My Life I Had to Fight'"
     
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  15. RJF

    RJF

    The finale was disappointing at the time, but I rewatched it today and found it hilarious. Latoya appearing out of nowhere, Aretha VS Dionne, Rihanna VS Mariah, Maya's poem, the Whitney/Wendy phone call, and of course Fantasia.

    "Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
     
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  16. For anyone who's ever wondered about the creator, here is her face cam review of Elusive Chanteuse.

    [video=youtube;_TVBNP9dUko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TVBNP9dUko&index=1&list=UUVDQ-WBDabuINmkwO9ODkSA[/video]

    This woman bleeds clever soundbytes. Especially love her comments for No Ways Tired.
     
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  17. Oh my god, I was convinced it was a gay black man. I love hearing her speak, it's like all the characters at once.
     
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  18. RainOnFire

    RainOnFire Staff Member

    I'm not even sorry that I watched all 37 minutes and 50 seconds of that. I love her speaking voice. I also love how in-depth she went with it, it makes me love the album even more. (But I was surprised she didn't talk about the amazing "not there for me" bit in Faded).
     
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  19. That woman should be writing sitcoms. Hell, even movies. And doing voices for animated things. She's very talented and very funny.

    Can you imagine a show in the vein of "Got 2B Real" on TV? Like "The Golden Girls" on crack.
     
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  20. "You don't see me talking about Beyonce's origami baby bump, foldin' all types of ways"
     
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