"Since when did America have a Prince? If that's true, I'm telling Obama. I'm letting him know." I love 'Fantasia'.
The end of the finale. "Fantasia you been late with the shade and your vocabulary's imaginary." "Beyonce comin'...yep, move back...Keyshia Cole, hop over, yes! Pray for a Grammy. That's right. Pray for a Grammy." And now I'm listening to the final phone call with Wendy and Whitney with Whitney cussing her out. Amazing.
"I'm also hearing rumors that you're broke." "Ha-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"You know I love you but I have to say this, sometimes it seems to me like all the vocal doors in your life must be locked because you never seem to... uh.... have the right key." For the past week this line has been popping into my head and making me laugh in public spaces.
Fantasia is fucking everything. When she popped up at the end of Crispy Business Part 1 with "Guess who back and no plan on leavin'? mmhhmmm" I audibly screamed. "Rudity" and "creationary" have been wonderful additions to my vocabulary.
"I have this weird condition where I go deaf and blind simultaneously". "Why don't we get back to talking about that 300mph wind I'm sure blew your wig back when I swerved you at the White House?" This woman writes better comedy that a lot of the shows on TV right now.
Calories...... diabetes.... No more dem, carbs and sodium Give it your all, for low cholesterol *bops eternally*
Gonna do my fourth rewatch now. There's TOO much good material for me to ever remember it all. Incredible. "I know why the caged bird sings too...cause it wants to outdo me. But it won't. a-ha!" I lost my voice last night so am trying not to speak/laugh and this is not helping.
