HAPPY BIRTHDAY DETECTIVE SANDY VAGINA!

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Touch My Scotty

Happy Birthday!

You should be proud you survived another year in the West Mids Massiv! A good excuse to celebrate twice as hard!
 
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deusexmachina

I was totally the first person to say it. I should win a prize.
 
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BachelorNo2

FANX EVERYONE.

Strawbz was first to say, and he even made me a card! OUT OF REAL CARD.

23 today, hoorah.
 
I've already texted and sent your card (let me know if that arrives by the way - I might pop the preview pic on here) and bought you My December and 'n'ev'fin', but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you shhhlllaaag!

ZZOOOMMMMGGGZZZ HAYLZ IT WAS TOTLEE MI BRFDAE 2!!1!1!!!! RYT A SNG ABT IT CLD BRFDAE GYPSY WMN!111

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Happy Birthday! Best wishes on your 23rd year.

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"Nobody likes you when you're twenty threeeeeeeeeee" - Blink 182

"I'm twenty three but will I live to see twenty four? The way things is goin' I dunno" - Coolio
Lots of songs about your age!

(I'm 23 this year too.)

EDIT: How could I forget "23" by Jimmy Eat World?

"Amazing still it seems
I'll be 23
I won't always love what I'll never have
I won't always live in my regrets"
 
Happy Birthday!!

I was out in Profile Bar last night and had a few drinks on your behalf to celebrate for you (well, I was out for myself but you know what I mean)

I'll have a drink for you tonight aswell when I go out.

Milky x
 
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