I Came, I Saw, I Conquered: The Madonna Discography Rate, Part III - The 21st Century

[RJF]

TOP 46

Music
Impressive Instant
Don't Tell Me
What It Feels Like For A Girl
Paradise (Not For Me)
Gone

American Life
Hollywood
Love Profusion
Nobody Knows Me
Nothing Fails
Intervention
X-Static Process
Mother & Father
Die Another Day
Easy Ride

Hung Up
Get Together
Sorry
Future Lovers
Let It Will Be
Forbidden Love
Jump
How High
Isaac
Push
Like It Or Not

Give It 2 Me
Miles Away
Devil Wouldn't Recognise You

Gang Bang
I'm Addicted
Love Spent

Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
Hold Tight
Joan Of Arc
Iconic (Feat. Mike Tyson & Chance The Rapper)
Inside Out
Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas)
Rebel Heart
Addicted

Time Stood Still
Celebration​

 

[Raichu]

Heartbeat is fine but yeah it kinda needed to fuck off. Those high notes just don't sound very good.

 

[Andrew]

"Live is a mystery...."

No loss really. What's left of Hard Candy is much stronger.

 

[gezza76]

Oh my first 9+ gone! Top 50 isn't to be sniffed at though. "Heartbeat" is probably the poppiest moment on the album though so no surprise it registered highly with me.

 

[Jersey]

You pieces of absolute shit.

 

[push the button]

Why is Jonathan27 dragging me in his commentary though?

 

[Jwentz]

The 'booty' section is what brings the track into the album so it's no surprise to me it turns so many people off.

Edit: I really wish this had been the highest ranked song off Hard Candy, it's the best by far to me.

 

[Beautiful Child]

Remember this everyone. This is what happens when an amateur attempts to drag people in a classy and amusing way, and fails miserably.

nothing_fails.mp3 tho

 

[RJF]

Hard Candy and MDNA down to three tracks each before the Top 40. The absolute carnage.

 

[Ray]

nothing_fails.mp3 tho

If only you could see the comment I made for "Nothing Fails". (Hopefully at #45.)

 

[Mr.Arroz]

Awwww, I love Heartbeat. Shame!

 

[Deleted member 312]

Hard Candy and MDNA down to three tracks each before the Top 40. The absolute carnage.

Yes, but Give It 2 Me will be top 5, obvs.

 

[dodoriazarbon]

Heartbeat always just sounded strangely sombre to me. It's no Where's The Party (Remix) AKA her best song about the same thing. (Into The Groove too I guess)

 

[push the button]

Yes, but Give It 2 Me will be top 15, obvs.

Fixed. I think there's too much competition if I'm honest and I can see the top ten having at least 3 album tracks in it this time round.

 

[clockworknovak]

'Give It 2 Me' is pure elation. I'm not going to be crass, but the track is appropriately titled considering how much of a rush it gives me.

 

[push the button]

TOP 46

Music
Impressive Instant
Don't Tell Me
What It Feels Like For A Girl
Paradise (Not For Me)
Gone

American Life
Hollywood
Love Profusion
Nobody Knows Me
Nothing Fails
Intervention
X-Static Process
Mother & Mother
Die Another Day
Easy Ride

Hung Up
Get Together
Sorry
Future Lovers
Let It Will Be
Forbidden Love
Jump
How High
Isaac
Push
Like It Or Not

Give It 2 Me
Miles Away
Devil Wouldn't Recognise You

Gang Bang
I'm Addicted
Love Spent

Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
Hold Tight
Joan Of Arc
Iconic (Feat. Mike Tyson & Chance The Rapper)
Inside Out
Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas)
Rebel Heart
Addicted

Time Stood Still
Celebration​

What kind of Ellen & Portia anthem?

 

[rav4boy]

Ellen & Portia!! Love those crazy kids!

 

[push the button]

I can see this being the top 10

Don't Tell Me
Paradise (Not For Me)
Nothing Fails
Intervention
Hung Up
Get Together
Ghosttown
Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
Rebel Heart
Time Stood Still
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[RJF]

What kind of Ellen & Portia anthem?

You missed it earlier when "Bitch I'm Madonna" actually featured Micki Ninaj.

 

[PJ83]

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Living For Love
Devil Pray
Ghosttown
Bitch I'm Madonna (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
Hold Tight
Joan Of Arc
Iconic (Feat. Mike Tyson & Chance The Rapper)
Inside Out
Veni Vidi Vici (Feat. Nas)
Rebel Heart
Addicted​

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That would be a strong 11 track album. I might make a playlist of this for my walk tomorrow.