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I Got New Rates I Count 'Em: 2017 Number 1's Rate (WINNER)

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by Petty Mayonnaise, Jan 8, 2018.

  1. Yippee!
    Calvin Harris - Feels feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean – 0 – I have hated this shit all year, my first zero in a rate, well done!
  2. Wild Thoughts is not the one.
    I never liked Maria Maria when it came out and was played to death, and the addition of Rihanna and Bryson’s vocals and DJ Khaled’s shouting has not helped.

    At least Feels is a bop.
    Not the best thing any of these artists have done, but it’ll do.

    As for the Bruno song,
    I’m amazed that this is a multiple-Grammy-winning song when it’s so generic. It’s a decent enough groove but the lyrics are subpar and there’s nothing particularly new or groundbreaking about it.
  3. I said:
    Bruno Mars - That's What I Like - 0
    I've never liked Bruno Mars, and this song does nothing to change my mind. From what I understand, he's got lots of money and he's proposing to give some to a call girl? Can you understand now why I hate it?

    DJ Khaled - Wild Thoughts feat. Rihanna and Bryson Tiller - 0
    Well, this went on for about three minutes and 30 seconds more than it had to.

    Calvin Harris - Feels feat. Pharrell, Katy Perry and Big Sean - 2
    None of these points go to pharrell williams. I think I'll just point that out. His bits are terrible. Perry's parts are fine, because they're very limited. If there was more of her, the song may slip down the scale towards zero territory.
  4. 5. Symphony
    4. Bodak Yellow
    3. New Rules
    2. Havana (feat. Young Thug)
    1. Humble
  5. 5. Cacophony
    4. Havana
    3. Bodak Yellow
    2. HUMBLE.
    1. New Rules
  6. I have an 8, a 2, two 0s and my 11 remaining.

    This should be interesting.
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  7. The fact I know your 11 and Humble could have ended up with a 2 or 0 is perhaps very painful.

    Then again I wasn't very nice for your 11.
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  8. I have two eights,
    a five,
    a four,
    and one zero remaining.
  9. So my average for the top five in a rate is actually lower than yours?

    This is a new experience.

  10. Well, with a 4.2 it cannot be that much of a surprise?
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  11. What's your average for the whole rate?
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  12. In a rate with @Empty Shoebox in it?

  13. I have a 4.5 (originally a 0.5), 6, 8, 8.5 & my 11. My 11 is clearly going next based on those comments. Still my lowest average top 5 ever by a long shot!
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  14. That's comfortably higher than mine. You don't need to worry.
  15. I have my 11, a 9, an 8 and two 6s left.
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  16. I don't think I've ever given out a rate average this low. I kind of feel bad about my zeroes because I tried to like them but they just didn't click with me at all.

    My 2, on the other hand, was massively overscored by me. It should have been an easy zero.
  17. I struggle to think what could be that 2 down to zero from you @londonrain Bodak Yellow & New Rules seem like the only two that would get high marks from you! Poor my 11!
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  18. Don't feel bad about it. Remember there's 40+ people voting in this rate.
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  19. 5. Symphony
    4. Bodak Yellow
    3. Humble
    2. Havana
    1. Bon Appetit New Rules
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  20. 2014

    2014 Moderator

    Havana needs to die.
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