I Really Fucking Rate You - The Kate Nash Discography Rate (WINNER REVEALED!)

From smalltime MySpace songwriter, to surprise pop hitmaker, to indie rockstar.

From indie-pop, to indie-rock, to feminist-punk. To electropop to noise to indietronica to house to grime to doo-wop to everything in between.

There are very few bases in 21st-century music that Kate Marie Nash hasn't covered. Each of her four albums are wildly different experiences, and when you add in her b-sides and extras, she has one of the most far-reaching and diverse discographies in pop. Tying her artistry together with her razor-sharp wit, true-to-life lyricism and unmistakable (well...for the most part) London accent, she's one of those rare and wonderful artists who can take any idea and make it her own. It'd almost be a sin to assign rigid numerical values to the songs in her incredible catalogue and put them into some kind objective order of best-to-worst.

But we're going to do it anyway.

(SHE) RULES​

• Rate every song on the list from 1 to 10. Decimals are allowed, but only up to two decimal places.​
• You can give one song on the list a score of 11. Save it for your absolute favourite.​
• Commentary is greatly encouraged! With a C-list rate like this I need to fill out the eliminations with something.​
• Obvious troll ballots will be thrown out. And to that end, ballots that seem wildly biased against a particular album or genre without giving them a fair chance will also be met with a critical eye. If you do think any certain section of this rate is outright bad, at least try and explain why in your commentary rather than just tanking it all with 0s.​
• Send me your ballot in a PM when you're done.​
• Voting will close on November 11th, 23:59 GMT.​

SONG LIST

Made of Bricks



Play
Foundations
Mouthwash
Dickhead
Birds
We Get On
Mariella
Shit Song
Pumpkin Soup
Skeleton Song
Nicest Thing
Merry Happy

Caroline’s A Victim
A is for Asthma (Dropbox link)
Little Red
Stitching Leggings
Navy Taxi *
Habanera
Old Dances *
Take ‘Em Back *
Dirt *
Model Behaviour *
The Lion, The Devil & The Spider *

My Best Friend Is You


Paris
Kiss That Grrrl
Don’t You Want To Share The Guilt?
I Just Love You More
Do-Wah-Doo
Take Me to a Higher Plane
I’ve Got a Secret
Mansion Song
Early Christmas Present
Later On
Pickpocket
You Were So Far Away
I Hate Seagulls
My Best Friend is You (hidden track)

Grrrilla Munch *
R n B Side *
Great Big Kiss *
Song For Corrado *
Froggy Froggy Froggy *

Girl Talk



Part Heart
Fri-End?
Death Proof
Are You There Sweetheart?
Sister
OMYGOD!
Oh (feat. Siobhan Malhotra)
All Talk
Conventional Girl
3AM
Rap For Rejection
Cherry Pickin’
Labyrinth
You’re So Cool, I’m So Freaky
Lullaby for an Insomniac

Mermaid Blue *
Free My Pussy *
I’m a Feminist, You’re Still a Whore *

Thin Kids Theme (with The Thin Kids)
Warrior in Woolworths (with Everett True)
Under-estimate the Girl *
I Wanna Boyfriend With a Car
All Day and All of the Night
May Queen
Honesty Policy
Pink Limo Ride
She Rules *

Have Faith With Kate Nash This Christmas



I Hate You This Christmas
Christmas is In The Air
Faith

Yesterday Was Forever



Life in Pink
Call Me
Take Away
Hate You
Drink About You
Body Heat
Karaoke Kiss
Musical Theatre
California Poppies
Always Shining
Today
Twisted Up
My Little Alien
To the Music I Belong

Good Summer
Agenda
One Eye
Trash
Bad Lieutenant

Select Collaborations

Me & My Microphone - Kano feat. Kate Nash
Look What You Done - Lethal Bizzle feat. Kate Nash
Better Things - Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. feat. Kate Nash
Hey, Asshole - Watsky feat. Kate Nash
Rotten Teeth - HOLYCHILD feat. Kate Nash
I’ll Be Fine - D. Wing feat. Kate Nash

Spotify Playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29eUgJTLa6Dxl9J08nvN2t?si=rbr6KVyQT9Wc_AXEL8dOGQ

* = this song is not available on Spotify in the UK, other regions may vary

Spoiler: Easy PM list

Play
Foundations
Mouthwash
Dickhead
Birds
We Get On
Mariella
Shit Song
Pumpkin Soup
Skeleton Song
Nicest Thing
Merry Happy

Caroline’s A Victim
A is for Asthma
Little Red
Stitching Leggings
Navy Taxi
Habanera
Old Dances
Take ‘Em Back
Dirt
Model Behaviour
The Lion, The Devil & The Spider

Paris
Kiss That Grrrl
Don’t You Want To Share The Guilt?
I Just Love You More
Do-Wah-Doo
Take Me to a Higher Plane
I’ve Got a Secret
Mansion Song
Early Christmas Present
Later On
Pickpocket
You Were So Far Away
I Hate Seagulls
My Best Friend is You

Grrrilla Munch
R n B Side
Great Big Kiss
Song For Corrado
Froggy Froggy Froggy

Part Heart
Fri-End?
Death Proof
Are You There Sweetheart?
Sister
OMYGOD!
Oh (feat. Siobhan Malhotra)
All Talk
Conventional Girl
3AM
Rap For Rejection
Cherry Pickin’
Labyrinth
You’re So Cool, I’m So Freaky
Lullaby for an Insomniac

Mermaid Blue
Free My Pussy
I’m a Feminist, You’re Still a Whore

Thin Kids Theme (with The Thin Kids)
Warrior in Woolworths (with Everett True)
Under-estimate the Girl
I Wanna Boyfriend With a Car
All Day and All of the Night
May Queen
Honesty Policy
Pink Limo Ride
She Rules

I Hate You This Christmas
Christmas is In The Air
Faith

Life in Pink
Call Me
Take Away
Hate You
Drink About You
Body Heat
Karaoke Kiss
Musical Theatre
California Poppies
Always Shining
Today
Twisted Up
My Little Alien
To the Music I Belong

Good Summer
Agenda
One Eye
Trash
Bad Lieutenant

Me & My Microphone - Kano feat. Kate Nash
Look What You Done - Lethal Bizzle feat. Kate Nash
Better Things - Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. feat. Kate Nash
Hey, Asshole - Watsky feat. Kate Nash
Rotten Teeth - HOLYCHILD feat. Kate Nash
I’ll Be Fine - D. Wing feat. Kate Nash

 

LEADERBOARD​

Spoiler

97. Thin Kids Theme (with The Thin Kids)
96. Warrior in Woolworths (with Everett True)
95. May Queen
94. Look What You Done (Lethal Bizzle feat. Kate Nash)
93. Song For Corrado
92. Play
91. Honesty Policy
90. Me & My Microphone (Kano feat. Kate Nash)
89. Free My Pussy
88. Hey, Asshole (Watsky feat. Kate Nash)
87. Mansion Song
86. Froggy Froggy Froggy
85. Lullaby for an Insomniac
84. Better Things (Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. feat. Kate Nash)
83. Great Big Kiss
82. Under-estimate the Girl
81. Dirt
80. You Were So Far Away
79. I'll Be Fine (D. Wing feat. Kate Nash)
78. You're So Cool, I'm So Freaky
76a. Faith
76b. Labyrinth
75. I Wanna Boyfriend With a Car
74. R n B Side
73. Stitching Leggings
72. Caroline's a Victim
71. Model Behaviour
70. Old Dances
69. Little Red
68. A is for Asthma
67. Grrrilla Munch
66. Habanera
65. Take 'Em Back
64. The Lion, The Devil & The Spider
63. Oh (feat. Siobhan Malhotra)
62. I've Got a Secret
61. Cherry Pickin'
60. Trash
59. Christmas is In The Air
58. Pink Limo Ride
57. Always Shining
56. My Best Friend is You
55. Dickhead
54. Rap For Rejection
53. Navy Taxi
52. Are You There Sweetheart?
51. Today
50. She Rules
49. I'm a Feminist, You're Still a Whore
48. Part Heart
47. All Talk
44a. Musical Theatre
44b. I Just Love You More
44c. Birds
43. Death Proof
42. Conventional Girl
41. Fri-End?
40. Early Christmas Present
39. Mermaid Blue
36a. Agenda
36b. All Day and All of the Night
36c. Take Me to a Higher Plane
35. I Hate You This Christmas
34. Shit Song
33. Pickpocket
31a. Hate You
31b. Take Away
30. I Hate Seagulls
29. My Little Alien
28: 3AM
27: Body Heat
26: California Poppies
25: Merry Happy
24: Call Me
23: Nicest Thing
22: One Eye
21: Mariella
20: Later On
19: To the Music I Belong
18: OMYGOD!
17: Skeleton Song
16: We Get On
15: Sister
14: Twisted Up
13: Rotten Teeth (HOLYCHILD feat. Kate Nash)
12: Drink About You
11: Good Summer
9a: Paris
9b: Kiss That Grrrl
8: Karaoke Kiss
7: Bad Lieutenant
6: Pumpkin Soup
5: Do-Wah-Doo
4: Don't You Want To Share The Guilt?
3: Life In Pink
2: Mouthwash
1: Foundations

 

RESERVED FOR LUCK

 

Oh boy, Yesterday Was Forever is gonna blow your mind.

 

I might do this. Kiss That Grrrl and Later On would be duking it out for my 11.

 

Ddd I didn’t even know this existed until now. I won’t add it because the song list is already a bit long, but I’ll mention it in my “what we almost rated” thingy.

 

You sure you don’t wanna give it a few weeks and see where you feel? You have a bit more time than with most rates, and the majority of these songs are pretty short and simple.