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iheartHazey's 90s EURODANCE PARTY: Wanna go for a rate? - THE END

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by iheartpoptarts, Jun 9, 2018.

  1. So two regions have the most people with their highest average, Denmark's nine members haven't been able to prevent its early cull, but what about the other region with nine members?














































































































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    [​IMG] #65. T-Spoon - A Part of My Life - 6.231

    After 5: #70
    After 10: #66
    After 15: #54
    After 20: #52
    After 25: #57
    After 30: #63
    Final: #65

    Highest: 10 (@31entrance) 9 x 2 (@geomixes, @Eric)

    Hey look, neither host is among the top scorers, but I gave this a 8.5 so I still love it.

    Lowest: 2 (@Aester) 2.5 (@Ray) 3 x 2 (@One Stop Candy Shop, @Conan)

    Album: Lexicon of Melody (1996)

    Charts: #17 (Netherlands)

    Producers: Dominic Sas and Serge Ramaekers (Cartouche)

    The group was founded by Shalamon Baskin (Shamrock) and Remy de Groot (Prince Peration) who were offered a recoding deal by No More Music in 1991. The band always consisted of four members on stage, but those four members were constantly changing. The initial female vocalist though was Ingrid Simons (aka BB Queen - named after B.B. King) who was a very popular session singer during this time and the main rapper was co-founder Shamrock. The band's name came about because one day Shamrock was stirring a cup of tea and said "I'd rather have a gold record than a gold tea spoon any day" and Prince Peration said "that's it...that's our name".

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    Arguably the best combo for T-Spoon was when Linda Estelle and Shamrock teamed, which is what you hear in "A Part of My Life" as well as "Sex on the Beach" (Linda can always be spotted because her iconic short blonde hair). It's obvious "Sex on the Beach" was their biggest hit as none of their other singles touch it as far as charting outside of the Netherlands. But it wasn't always on the song list until late, more on why when that elimination happens. "A Part of My Life" is one of a handful songs I know by this group and has always been a favorite, though my ultimate favorite that would be on all-time list if I made one today, I'll post that one below.

    I feared people might thing this was too fast-paced for them so let's see if that's what happened.

    Not A Part Of Their Lives:

    @WowWowWowWow (6) - I'm worried that the songs that I never heard before this rate are going to suffer in scores compared to the ones I've memorized every nook and cranny of, but it is what it is. This is new to me, and I'm not sure how much I am here for these frenetic / borderline happy hardcore sounding songs.

    Hey, just be happy I didn't bring Blümchen into the rate, because I very could've. *evil laugh* (One of my all-time favorites so it was hard not to break the rules and add her)

    @berserkboi (8.7) - Weaker than the other entry.

    @sfmartin (6) - A bit shrill. Gives me a headache. Throws a bit too much as the wall and not all of it stick's. It sounds unnecessarily and awkwardly sped up.

    They are known to do all kinds of variations in the Eurodance spectrum so I bet you'd love some of their music.

    @Empty Shoebox (4) - All my points here going to the vocal, because the rest of the track just doesn't have it. We can waste hours debating what 'it' is, or we can just move on. I vote for the latter.

    At least you know Linda is the queen she is.

    @Seventeen Days (5) - Holy crap, this song has a super fast BPM. I bet the ravers loved this shit back in the day. I’m not ready to stan over it, but it’s catchy.

    @Sprockrooster (6) - This is probably a fucking jam when you are at least tipsy, but completely sober this has little impact.

    *watches these two hit the rave this weekend*

    @Ray - *got tired within 30 seconds*

    @One Stop Candy Shop (2.5) - Give me sex on the beach but not this.

    I bet your happy about the T-Spoon ranking order then.

    The Sun Is Always Shining, Love Is Everywhere:

    @geomixes (9) - This was an unexpected and most welcome Euro-frenzy

    I'm here to add to people's playlists.

    @A$AP Robbie (6) - I didn't know they had other songs.

    I'm just going to assume this was a good thing for you.

    @ohnoitisnathan (7) - Hadn't heard this before. Nice.

    @phily693 (7.5) - I actually know this. Or at least it sounds very familiar. Was it ever a song for the dancemat/dance machines because I can picture myself doing the steps?

    I don't believe so, but it would've definitely fit in well.

    @Remorque (8) - This was never really on my radar back in 1995, because they didn't play this on the radio, oh at all, but I did discover it on a dance compilation way back when my mother used to get me all of them and I used to listen to it all the time. A couple of years after it was initially released they did always play this at parties I was at when I was way too young to be at them when we took our annual family holiday in the south of the country.

    Love the stories.



    The reason I didn't add my all-time favorite song to this song list is because I wasn't really sure about whether it fit within the parameters of the rate. Wikipedia doesn't have it listed as a single at all and discogs says 2000, but Eurodance encyclopedia says 1999 so maybe in retrospect it could've been added. The video doesn't help much because it doesn't exactly scream official release, but whatever the case it would be in my all-time 100 songs without question. The lyrics are deliciously naughty (pun intended) - it's such a jam. PJOPS participants will know it, but the rest of you get your lives.




    Let's do a couple more 'songs we could have rated'.

    @P Grandson tells us "anything by 2 Brothers on the 4th Floor'. Okay will this do?



    We'll stick to the Dutch picks with this one:



    Also I forgot to mention after they were eliminated from this rate that he suggested "Feel the Rhythm" for Capital Sound which is worthy pick too.

     
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2018
  2. You silly rabbit. xx
     
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  3. Some T-Spoon songs that I came across in 90's eurodance compilations in my country.



     
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  5. WAIT @ me just seeing the Cotton Eyed Joe elimination and can I just say
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    T-Spoon deserves better though
     
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    [​IMG] #64. Maxx - Get-a-Way - 6.236

    After 5: #34
    After 10: #65
    After 15: #55
    After 20: #67
    After 25: #67
    After 30: #69
    Final: #64

    Highest: 10 x 4 (@roborovsky, @idratherjack, @ohnoitisnathan, @Remorque) 9.9 x 1 (@Untouchable Ace)

    Lowest: 0 x 1 (@CasuallyCrazed), 2 x 2 (@soratami, @Aester)

    Album: To the Maxximum (1994)

    Best Charts: #4 (UK), #11 (Germany), #3 (Austria), #5 (Finland), #8 (Ireland), #3 (Netherlands), #8 (Norway), #3 (Sweden), #8 (Switzerland)

    Producers: The Movement (of Maxx, Real McCoy)

    Once upon a time, the musical geniuses behind Real McCoy's 'Another Night' decided to adopt aliases and launch another project, and Maxx was born in all its faux-ragga dancetastic glory.

    Though 'Get-a-Way' achieved Europe-wide success, Maxx almost ended before it began. Vocalist Samira Besic quit shortly after recording the song, only to eventually put out solo music in very much the same vein. It's a bop and a bit of a discovery. This is why we do research, guys!



    With no one to sing, Maxx proceeded in true 90s Eurodance fashion and hired dancer/model Alice Montana to lip sync the 'Get-a-Way' vocals in Samira's place. But this didn't last long - British singer Linda Meek joined Maxx just in time for the follow-up hit.



    Moving on to the present day, Linda still performs as Maxx now and then at 90s festivals, often with the help of rent-a-rappers. Her old solo stuff is also dance bops for days.



    Randomly enough, Maxx mastermind The Hitman went on to do just about an entire album with The Moffatts.



    ...Yes, that's a boyband. From Canada. Hopefully @DJHazey won't mind!

    Get-A-Way:

    @ohnoitisnathan (10) - Such a bop! One of the few exceptions where ragga and eurodance work together (even if the verse lyrics are dodgy)

    @roborovsky (10) - Never quite understood the hyphenation in the title nor ‘Gary B’ and his fauxmaican rapping. Love that Linda (who didn’t even sing on this but did on the follow up singles) has made herself a little career out of appearing at European 90s nostalgia festivals. Good for you, Linda!

    I wanna go to a 90s nostalgia festival. Take me with you!

    @berserkboi (8.1) - Gets a bit tedious but fun

    @Seventeen Days (7) - This one gets an above-average score because those icy synths are simply delish.

    @Hudweiser (8) - As is the trend here, I preferred the follow up, No More. The rap is frankly embarrassing to listen to now, but it's saved by the rest of it.

    Get It Away:

    @CasuallyCrazed (0) - Bootleg sounding trash.

    @Empty Shoebox (3) - That rap is just awful. Even the parts where the woman sings aren't great.

    Just Okay:

    Indeed, the rap stylings of Gary B. were not especially popular...

    @phily693 (5.5) - It should go so much harder than it does. The guy’s parts drag it down.

    @WowWowWowWow (6) - So, I was ready to just be like "Well, it sounds like every other song from this era, but it's this era so it's great!" and then the guy started rapping. At least that's what I think he was doing. With none of the passion of an O-Jay or a Lane McCray!

    @Sprockrooster (5) - I love the beat, but the male voice especially is uncaptivating.

    @31entrance (5) - 5 points off for that horrible white rapper.

    @Cutlery (6.6) - Did he just sing something about “I’m a white man, I’m a white man”? Boppable nonetheless.

    Believe it or not, those are the actual words!

    @Ray (4) - “Oh. That one.”

    @One Stop Candy Shop (5) - I don't care.

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    Last edited: Aug 1, 2018
  7. Pretty generic material for me, I gave it a 5, but yaaas to all the extra videos posted which are all bops.
     
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  8. The lesser known third single:

     
  9. WHY IS GET A WAY OUT I WANNA FIGHT
     
  10. I didn't even realise before that a different vocalist did 'Get-A-Way' to the later Maxx singles. I assumed that the singer of 'No More' was the real singer of 'Get-A-Way', I guess because she (from memory) did the live vocal TOTP performance of 'Get-A-Way', because I guess... she's somewhat aesthetically-challenged (for a Eurodance singer, anyway), and it might have been a Felly/Ya Kid K-type situation, where they hired a more-'presentable' face for the first release, before the real singer demanded to front the group.
     
  11. Ah, she did indeed do the TOTP vocal:

     
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    [​IMG] #63. Twenty 4 Seven - Slave to the Music - 6.292

    After 5: #64
    After 10: #69
    After 15: #65
    After 20: #68
    After 25: #68
    After 30: #64
    Final: #63

    Highest: 10 x 3 (@dancingwithmyself, @geomixes, @ohnoitisnathan) 9.6 x 1 (@berserkboi)

    Lowest: 3 x 2 (@Daniel_O, @soratami) 3.5 x 1 (@DJHazey)

    (Finally, no zeroes!)

    Album: Slave to the Music (1993)

    Best Charts: #2 (Australia), #7 (Denmark), #8 (Germany), #6 (Netherlands), #5 (Norway), #7 (Finland), #4 (Sweden)

    Producers: Ruud van Rijen (of Twenty 4 Seven)

    Twenty 4 Seven (not to be confused with short-lived UK boyband Twen2y 4 Se7en) was originally formed by DJ Ruud van Rijen and former army captain turned producer/rapper Captain Hollywood—yes, that one.

    Several years before 'Slave to the Music', they got their start doing the whole late-80s/early-90s Technotronic-esque hip house sort of thing with 'I Can't Stand It', which remains their biggest UK success to date.



    Such an addictive bop, and it would've been here too if it wasn't from 1989!

    Captain Hollywood (the down MC!) left shortly thereafter to start his own, well, project. I'll let you guess what it was called.

    'Slave to the Music', Twenty 4 Seven's lone entry in our rate, has the distinction of having been a massive Eurodance hit in Australia. As well as across Europe, but I mean, that happens all the time with this stuff.



    There is a frog in this video for no apparent reason. I love it.

    Lead singer Nancy Coolen a.k.a. Nance later went out on her own, and I can't decide whether to post the actual Eurodance song or give @DJHazey a shout-out. You know what? Have both.





    (Did I mention I love everything he plays? *wink*)

    Since then, they've gone through a number of vocalists (Sharon Doorson of PJSC sort-of-fame being the most PJ-relevant one) and attempted several comebacks, most recently with 2012's 'The Reason'.



    Australia:

    @ohnoitisnathan (10) - There were a couple of Eurodance songs that were big in Australia in the 90s, but, oddly, not the the UK. This is one of them (#2 in Oz). A fab choon that's catchy as hell. A real earworm. Oh nay na na nay nah! A favourite memory associated with this is having a friend from my form sing "I'm a slave to the (my high school nickname, which I'm not revealing here)" to me in double Friday afternoon Indonesian class.

    @berserkboi (9.6) - Awesome

    I guess you had to be there!

    The Rest of the World:

    @Remorque (6.5) - I've always thought of Twenty 4 Seven as a poor man's 2 Unlimited, but I did like Slave to the Music back in the day. Now it sounds quite dated though...

    @Empty Shoebox (4) - The na na na nay na bits really get on my tits, and given how often they're used, you can see why they lower my opinion of the whole song.

    OH NAY NA NA... okay, okay, I'll stop now.

    @Ray (4) - I actually never heard this before the rate, I think! I didn’t miss much, sadly.

    @CasuallyCrazed (5) - Surprisingly soothing, let me put this on my power-yoga playlist.

    @sfmartin (6) - I like the breakdown. The other parts don't really stand out.

    @WowWowWowWow (7) - The Wikipedia page for Twenty 4 Seven is a treasure trove of information. Somebody in this group left and became Captain Hollywood Project? Sharon Doorson was a vocalist for this group for about 30 seconds? I like this song but I am probably an oversensitive American and a white lady singing about how she's a slave is... a bit of a choice.

    I had a lot of fun on Wikipedia, let me tell you!

    @Seventeen Days (7) - Ohh yas, this is more of the sound that I enjoy. I can totally see 12 year old me getting my preteen life to this back in the day.

    @Sprockrooster (6) - This is drifting a bit to nowhere. Not offensive either. Very average.

    @phily693 (5.5) - It’s very kids’ TV show intro. Sadly not a huge fan.

    "Kids' TV show" is the new "kindergarten", am I right?

    @One Stop Candy Shop (5) - I wouldn’t listen to this 24/7.

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    Last edited: Jul 29, 2018
  13. I was living in Mauritius during this era and this track was huge there too! :)
     
  14. Yeah that choice of synths and the chorus are both annoying, 3.5 all day. That's two of my lowest scores out now (Technotronic).

    Invasion of the boybands! This is what happens when @iheartpoptarts takes over I guess, ddd.

    Oh am I your favorite DJ? I'm not even a real DJ though, I just like music.

    But hey might as well post this because I can.

     
  15. Holy mother of god I have not heard this song for at least 15 years and I remembered every word hahahaha. Hey stupid steroid face!!
     
  16. EXCUSE ME.

    (I know you're not a real DJ, obvs!)
     
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    In today's edition of songs that could have been here, we celebrate Canada!

    *bops in igloo*

    Kim Esty is a Canadian dance singer who @WowWowWowWow has highlighted for us. Here we have 'Funky Little Beat', the work of legendary producer and PJOPS debut-ruiner Barry Harris. (I heart him anyway!)

    As such, this will probably get deleted off the internet before anyone sees it.



    This next one is totally the Menudo song. Amazing.



    In the late 90s, Kim collaborated with dance trio the Boomtang Boys, and their infamous 1999 hit 'Squeeze Toy' is so not about rubber duckies. I almost sent it to the PJOPS story round before I realized I would have to explain the story myself!



    Also a bop, less notable lyrics...



    Canadian hottie Joée and his collaborators Intonation are a fave of @ohnoitisnathan, who's helpfully provided us with a flawless video!



    I'm a stan, as it happens. After his dance era, he went all boyband-sounding towards the end of the 90s, so he's pretty much done everything I love!​
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2018
  18. I am quite appalled that Maxx has left so early and before my 11 (although I fear that maybe coming up very soon) Maxx should have been an easy Top 20
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  19. She performed this on an episode of Ricki Lake that was about people who look like 'freaks'. The singer from Bloodhound Gang also appeared on this episode, as a judge (of a freak contest) rather than performing. I may still have it on VHS somewhere...
     
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