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iheartHazey's 90s EURODANCE PARTY: Wanna go for a rate? - THE END

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by iheartpoptarts, Jun 9, 2018.

  1. Hazeyyyyyyy you're nailing it today!

    I also very much associate Eurodance with 90s trips to amusement parks. It must've been a thing. (P.S. Take me with you!)

    'Christmas Coco Jamboo' is legit terrible iconic.

    I like how they left in the lemonade.

    This is my second fave Mr. President Euro summer bop:



    Jojo action satisfaction candy apple tree something something bubblegum nonsense I love it.

    'Rendez Vous' has to be one of the best uses of sampling ever.
     
  2. I found out they recorded Jojo Action before Coco Jamboo even, which makes sense, but it never made that album so they started off their next campaign with it instead.
     
  3. Then I'm glad they realized the error of their ways and eventually put it on an album. It's perfect.

    P.S. I want a candy apple tree.
     
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  4. Me still trying to get Dr. Alban out since day 1...

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  5. Horrible cut! You are all coming for @berserkboi now! My 11 might be going soon at this rate!

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    A 10!!
     
  6. Ezz

    Ezz

    It's been a brutal few songs with the loss of E-Type, Ann Lee and now 'Blue'! However the Oprah gif from @DJHazey and the continuing fab song write ups are making up for it, it's been so interesting...
     
  7. Oh my god!
     
  8. So much unwarranted hate for Dr Alban in this thread.
     
  9. RESET DID NOTHING WRONG
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  10. I've been giving this region such a hard time lately...











































































































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    [​IMG] #32. Cappella - U Got 2 Let the Music - 7.318

    After 5: #52
    After 10: #50
    After 15: #37
    After 20: #33
    After 25: #23
    After 30: #25
    Final: #32

    (Cappella stans don't vote early, but they're not exactly last-minute either!)

    Highest: 11 x 1 (@Ray) 10 x 4 (@geomixes, @31entrance, @Eric, @phily693)

    Lowest: 2 x 1 (@Aester) 4.1 x 1 (@Cutlery)

    My Score: 6
    DJHazey: 8

    Album: U Got 2 Know (1994)

    Best Charts: #2 (UK), #1 (Austria), #6 (Belgium), #8 (Denmark), #1 (Finland), #3 (Germany), #6 (Ireland), #8 (Italy), #9 (Netherlands), #4 (Norway), #1 (Switzerland)

    Producers: Gianfranco Bortolotti (49ers)

    After remaining largely unscathed for most of the rate, Italy's taken quite the beating in the 30s. 'U Got 2 Let the Music' was Cappella's first-ever hit there, and it's widely considered to be their signature song.



    Interestingly, they saw success in the UK much earlier, most notably with 1989's 'Helyom Halib' (which I'm not posting because it doesn't start with U—I've got a theme here, guys), and 1993's title track from their biggest album 'U Got 2 Know'.



    'U & Me' came after 'Move On Baby' but before 'Move It Up'. This time we're focusing on Cappella's 'U' songs. Last time we did the 'Move' ones. @idratherjack pointed out earlier that most of the better known Cappella singles fit into those two categories and it made me laugh, so here we are.



    I can't find any Eiffel 65 remixes to include, but I'm sure if Cappella hadn't been pretty much finished by the time 'Blue' came out, they'd probably exist.

    U Let the Music:

    U loved the 90s...

    @phily693 (10) - Those synths fuck me up! Imagine being off your tits in a club in the 90s and this came on? I’d likely get thrown out for bumping into too many people whilst losing my shit. I played this at a 90s party I had recently and nobody knew it but they all ended up liking it, especially when the chorus kicked in, or at least commented that it was “super 90s” so mission accomplished.

    @Remorque (8.5) - Equally as iconic as some of the other early 90s songs in this rate. Cappella were a weird group to me as a child, because my mother always kept calling the singers ugly (she fucking resented session singers, where the girl singing wasn't the real vocalist), so immediately my mind went blank on them. Having said that... What a fucking bop.

    U loved the instrumental...

    @CasuallyCrazed (6) - Fantastic synth line but not enough vocal. Where’s Karin Kayser when you need her?

    @31entrance (10) - I believe the instrumental was used in an E-Rotic song but I don't remember which one?? anyway this is a bop.

    (I don't know, I tried to Google it and all I got was E-Rotic acapellas.)

    @One Stop Candy Shop (7) - Cappella benefits from coming right after Black Box, because this production is ten times better.

    U loved the nonsensical lyrics...

    @ohnoitisnathan (9) - The ba-da-da-ba etc. parts make me picture the singer (the real one, I mean) chewing gum at the same time.

    @WowWowWowWow (7) - Maybe you need to stop moving your feet so much if your shoes are going to fly all over the place? Also the fact that this song apparently required 7 songwriters is hilarious to me. I can totally understand why "Bara pappa pappa pap baam" would need to be written in committee.

    U loved the length... or not.

    @Sprockrooster (8.5) - Despite clocking in over 5 minutes I would have loved more of this. Definitely not stretchingly overlong.

    @sfmartin (9) - Another classic, but after two minutes it gets repetitive.

    U Didn't:

    @berserkboi (5.2) - Very similar to listening to noise on repeat, some okay bits here and there though

    @rav4boy (6) - Starts off promising then swiftly becomes a bit shite.

    @Empty Shoebox (5) - How does one 'let the music move your feet'? Answer me that, lyricist person.

    @Seventeen Days (5.25) - Nothing about this track really makes me love it immediately, but it’s pretty decent. I deducted a point because the music video is… a choice.

    But everyone loves shoes!

    U Lost Ur 11 (*hugs*):

    @Ray (11) - I tried to play the album, but it’s not really listenable… yet this song is MA-HOO-SSIVE. The voices go great together, the production is darker and heavier than 90% of the songs in the rate, the “black rapper and blonde female singer” formula perfected. Her hair in the video gives me life. But it’s the chorus that really makes this song special. I also don’t mind the KLF sample (or is it the other way round? KLF stole every sound they could find, after all). ‘Police start tapping terminology’ is a great lyric, and I will not listen to liars telling me that’s not what he’s saying.

    Right after the police start bopping on the dance floor, am I right?

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    I leave you with 'U Tore My World Apart' and 'U Turn Me On'. They really could give Usher a run for his money.



     
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  11. Finally!! Was that my lowest score in the rate? How did that outlast Coco Jamboo??
     
  12. Not another 10 of mine leaving early! and I already said it too many times but GET. IT’S. MY. LIFE. OUT
     
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  13. Lest we forget, Mr. President did go for a Coco Jamboo part II in 1998 (yes, with Lazy Dee's shirtlessness of it all)


    Cappella were treated to a Todd Terry remix back when he was remixing everybody and their dog.



    BONUS: I can't believe I only found out about this song in 2016. A top 20 hit in Germany in 1996 by Englishman Heath Hunter but ignored pretty much everywhere else, should be up there with Coco Jamboo/Sex On The Beach levels of popularity. (Plus, the fluorescent suspenders of it all)

     
  14. Coco Jamboo is such an iconic 90's song for me.
     
  15. I love how "very similar to listening to noise on repeat" still scores a 5.2 from you, ha ha.
     
  16. I usually feel bad giving out really low marks due to the time and effort one would presumably put into creating these tracks. Mind you, I am getting over that and the time and effort in some cases is debatable too ;)
     
  17. So many classics gone already. My nostalgic heart is bleeding.
     
  18. Before today's eliminations:

    Cappella Recap

    43. Move On Baby - 7.042
    32. U Got 2 Let the Music - 7.318

    Highest: @geomixes (10) - @31entrance (9.75) - @Eric (9.5) - @ohnoitisnathan (9.5)

    Lowest: @Cutlery (3.7) - @Aester (3.75) - @CasuallyCrazed (4.25)

    Artist Ranking

    Mr. President - 7.272
    Cappella - 7.180
    Alex Party - 7.161
    Ann Lee - 7.121
    Paradisio - 7.108
    Me & My - 7.053
    Captain Hollywood Project - 6.929
    Reset - 6.854
    Koko - 6.808
    E-Type - 6.774
    Fun Factory - 6.628
    Le Click - 6.617
    Hit 'n' Hide - 6.497
    Toy-Box - 6.467
    DJ Bobo - 6.458
    Emjay - 6.442
    T-Spoon - 6.346
    Bambee - 6.303
    Twenty 4 Seven - 6.292
    Maxx - 6.236
    Technotronic - 6.228
    Smile.dk - 6.139
    Crispy - 6.108
    Solid Base - 6.010
    Capital Sound - 5.889
    Miss Papaya - 5.478
    Tiggy - 5.289​
     
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  19. Amusing to listen back to those Cappella songs now and think they tried to sell Kelly O as the singer despite the vocals on each being entirely different pitches, keys, timbres, tones, and every other sonic synonym.

    Is the midriff rap just repeating "Free-style, style-free on the dance floor"?
     
  20. The hint for the next elimination is that it will be an act that has been untouched so far, so Vengaboys, Eiffel 65, Whigfield, Culture Beat, and Real McCoy are all safe.
     
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