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It's Britney Bitch! The Britney Spears Discography Rate - So so so scandalous!

Discussion in 'Charts, rates etc' started by Holly Something, May 24, 2021.


You're introducing someone to Britney for the first time. Which album do you play for them?

  1. ...Baby One More Time

  2. Oops!... I Did It Again

  3. Britney

  4. In The Zone

  5. Blackout

  6. Circus

  7. Femme Fatale

  8. Britney Jean

  9. Glory

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    Oh baby baby, where to begin? It's time to rate the discography of the legendary Miss Britney Jean Spears, one of the most iconic popstars ever!

    Split across 15 sections we will be rating 168 officially released Britney songs.

    As you know the rules are pretty simple, you give each song a score between 0 and 10, with your most favourite song being awarded your 11. I will accept decimal points but no more than past 2 digits. For example a 6.25 is acceptable, a 7.48272629 is not.

    Commentary is heavily encouraged and appreciated, especially for your highest and lowest scores. Lift up those 10's, and drag those 0's!

    Closing date is Sunday 11th July at 23:59 GMT.


    ...Baby One More Time (1999)

    ...Baby One More Time
    (You Drive Me) Crazy
    Soda Pop
    Born to Make You Happy
    From the Bottom of My Broken Heart
    I Will Be There
    I Will Still Love You (with Don Philip)
    Deep in My Heart
    Thinkin' About You
    E-Mail My Heart
    The Beat Goes On
    I'll Never Stop Loving You
    Autumn Goodbye

    Oops!... I Did It Again (2000)

    Oops!... I Did It Again
    Don't Go Knockin' on My Door
    (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
    Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know
    What U See (Is What U Get)
    One Kiss from You
    Where Are You Now
    Can't Make You Love Me
    When Your Eyes Say It
    Girl in the Mirror
    You Got It All
    Dear Diary

    Britney (2001)

    I'm a Slave 4 U
    I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman
    I Love Rock 'n' Roll
    Let Me Be
    Bombastic Love
    That's Where You Take Me
    When I Found You
    Before the Goodbye
    What It's Like to Be Me
    I Run Away

    In the Zone (2003)

    Me Against the Music feat. Madonna
    (I Got That) Boom Boom feat. Ying Yang Twins
    Breathe on Me
    Early Mornin'
    Touch of My Hand
    The Hook Up
    Brave New Girl
    The Answer
    Don't Hang Up

    Blackout (2007)

    Gimme More
    Piece of Me
    Break the Ice
    Heaven on Earth
    Get Naked (I Got a Plan)
    Toy Soldier
    Hot as Ice
    Ooh Ooh Baby
    Perfect Lover
    Why Should I Be Sad
    Outta This World
    Get Back

    Circus (2008)

    Out from Under
    Kill the Lights
    Shattered Glass
    If U Seek Amy
    Unusual You
    Mmm Papi
    Lace and Leather
    My Baby
    Rock Boy
    Rock Me In

    Femme Fatale (2011)

    Till the World Ends
    Hold It Against Me
    Inside Out
    I Wanna Go
    How I Roll
    (Drop Dead) Beautiful feat. Sabi
    Seal It with a Kiss
    Big Fat Bass feat.
    Trouble for Me
    Trip to Your Heart
    Up n' Down
    He About to Lose Me
    Don't Keep Me Waiting

    Britney Jean (2013)

    Work Bitch
    It Should Be Easy feat.
    Tik Tok Boom feat. T.I.
    Body Ache
    Til It's Gone
    Chillin' with You feat. Jamie Lynn Spears
    Don't Cry
    Brightest Morning Star
    Hold on Tight
    Now That I Found You

    Glory (2016)

    Do You Wanna Come Over?
    Make Me... feat. G-Eazy
    Private Show
    Man on the Moon
    Just Luv Me
    Slumber Party (Original/Tinashe duet version)
    Just Like Me
    Love Me Down
    Hard to Forget Ya
    What You Need
    Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes)
    If I'm Dancing
    Coupure Électrique
    Mood Ring (By Demand)
    Swimming In The Stars
    Matches (with Backstreet Boys)

    Greatest Hits

    My Prerogative
    (I've Just Begun) Having My Fun
    Do Somethin'

    Standalone/Soundtrack Singles

    My Only Wish (This Year)
    Right Now (Taste the Victory)
    We Will Rock You (with Beyoncé & P!nk)
    Ooh La La (The Smurfs 2 OST)
    Pretty Girls feat. Iggy Azalea


    (You Drive Me) Crazy; The Stop Remix!
    Overprotected; The Darkchild Remix
    Boys; Co-Ed Remix
    Till the World Ends; Femme Fatale Remix feat. Nicki Minaj & Ke$ha
    And Then We Kiss; Junkie XL Remix


    Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)
    S&M; Remix (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears)
    Scream & Shout (will.iam and Britney Spears)
    SMS (Bangerz) (Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears)
    Tom's Diner (Giorgio Moroder feat. Britney Spears)

    B-Sides/Bonus Tracks

    I'm So Curious (Sometimes B-Side)
    Walk On By (Stronger B-Side)
    Intimidated (I'm a Slave 4 U B-Side)
    Girls & Boys

    Chaotic - EP

    Someday (I Will Understand)
    Mona Lisa
    Over To You Now

    Spotify Playlist (153/168 songs included)

    Missing Songs

    Girl in the Mirror
    You Got It All
    Outta This World
    Rock Boy
    Right Now (Taste the Victory)
    We Will Rock You (with Beyoncé & P!nk)
    Till the World Ends; Femme Fatale Remix feat. Nicki Minaj & Ke$ha
    Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears)
    Girls & Boys
    Over To You Now

    And lastly, to use a quote from Overprotected....

    Last edited: Jul 10, 2021
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  2. Eliminations

    168. Chillin' with You feat. Jamie Lynn (1.759)
    167. Crazy (Kevin Federline feat. Britney Spears) (2.780)
    166. It Should Be Easy feat. (4.051)
    165. Tik Tik Boom feat. T.I. (4.144)
    164. Body Ache (4.319)
    163. Dear Diary (4.512)
    162. My Baby (4.632)
    161. Now That I Found You (4.865)
    160. Pretty Girls feat. Iggy Azalea (5.090)
    159. Brightest Morning Star (5.121)
    158. E-Mail My Heart (5.227)
    157. Heart (5.228)
    156. Passenger (5.330)
    155. Big Fat Bass feat. (5.330)
    154. We Will Rock You (with Beyoncé & P!nk) (5.350)
    153. You Got It All (5.356)
    152. Don't Cry (5.357)
    151. I'll Never Stop Loving You (5.373)
    150. Til It's Gone (5.520)
    149. Hold On Tight (5.521)
    148. Private Show (5.531)
    147. I Will Still Love You (with Don Philip) (5.540)
    146. SMS (Bangerz) (Miley Cyrus feat. Britney Spears) (5.581)
    145. Girl in the Mirror (5.582)
    144. Ooh La La (The Smurfs 2 OST) (5.654)
    143. Rock Boy (5.677)
    142. Soda Pop (5.704)
    141. Thinking About You (5.853)
    140. I Love Rock 'n' Roll (5.891)
    139. Right Now (Taste the Victory) (5.920)
    138. The Beat Goes On (5.982)
    137. I'm So Curious (6.152)
    136. Where Are You Now (6.195)
    135. What You Need (6.226)
    134. When Your Eyes Say It (6.313)
    133. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (6.321)
    132. Mmm Papi (6.332)
    131. From the Bottom of My Broken Heart (6.441)
    130. Scream & Shout ( feat. Britney Spears) (6.517)
    129. S&M Remix (Rihanna feat. Britney Spears) (6.519)
    128. One Kiss From You (6.554)
    127. Matches (with Backstreet Boys) (6.566)
    126. Intimidated (6.603)
    125. Chaotic (6.617)
    124. Walk On By (6.640)
    123. Girls & Boys (6.709)
    122. Clumsy (6.744)
    121. Everybody (6.788)
    120. Alien (6.811)
    119. Perfume (6.940)
    118. (Drop Dead) Beautiful feat. Sabi (6.952)
    117. Don't Keep Me Waiting (6.953)
    116. Deep in My Heart (6.967)
    115. Rock Me In (6.975)
    114. Till The World Ends; The Femme Fatale Remix (7.085)
    113. My Only Wish (This Year) (7.183)
    112. When I Found You (7.219)
    111. Trouble For Me (7.221)
    110. Gasoline (7.241)
    109. Selfish (7.280)
    108. Hard to Forget Ya (7.281)
    107.The Answer (7.322)
    106. Mona Lisa (7.340)
    105. Lace and Leather (7.343)
    104. Quicksand (7.386)
    103. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman (7.403)
    102. Autumn Goodbye (7.404)
    101. Someday (I Will Understand) (7.408)
    100. Trouble (7.482)
    99. What It's Like To Be Me (7.489)
    98. Scary (7.515)
    97. Blur (7.523)
    96. Outrageous (7.529)
    95. (I Got That) Boom Boom feat. Ting Yang Twins (7.532)
    94. Better (7.535)
    93. Brave New Girl (7.543)
    92. I Will Be There (7.546)
    91. Just Like Me (7.554)
    90. The Hook Up (7.564)
    89. Seal It With A Kiss (7.575)

    THE TOP 150
    THE TOP 100
    Last edited: Oct 18, 2021 at 6:32 PM
    Mvnl, andru, Babyface and 34 others like this.
  3. Last edited: Sep 25, 2021
  4. Rankings per 10 voters

    Last edited: May 27, 2021
  5. HOW am I going to choose an 11?
  6. Listen to 'And Then We Kiss' and it should become very clear.
    Womanizer, andru, Remyky22 and 12 others like this.
  7. I’m in.
  8. Bring it on, starting tomorrow. I will be intrigued by the results.
    Holly Something likes this.
  9. So excited for this one!
    blaze_dave and Holly Something like this.
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    here to bulldog stan midtemponey and doxx anyone who doesn’t x
  11. londonrain

    londonrain Staff Member

    Britney is one of those acts whose highs are VERY high but whose questionable moments are very questionable, so rating her discography should be interesting.
    andru, Karvel, jtm and 20 others like this.
  12. ohnostalgia

    ohnostalgia Staff Member

    There are huge gaps in my Britney knowledge, but I’m going to try for Glory and Ms. Karen Kwak alone.
    andru, Karvel, sexercise and 17 others like this.
  13. Oh goodness me, this is going to be a bloodbath for the ages!

    Don't worry I know Britney Jean will be decimated and I'll take it in stride, I promise! But I will unashamedly stan!
  14. I rated the studio albums back in September when I heard about this rate. That's how excited I've been about this event.
  15. Ready for the lashings!

  16. A Britney rate finally happening

    stereosalt, Guyhawke!, Totto and 21 others like this.
  17. I am SO ready. I missed the first Britney rate due to external circumstances so I am thrilled to be able to participate in this.
  18. The way my 11 will be lucky to escape the first 30% of the eliminations.
    The fact I will have to endure the first two albums' non-singles and Britney Jean because I'm supposed to give them a chance.
    The moment I will be reading commentary more complex and profound that any lyric good ol' Britney has ever sung.

    Iconic already.
  19. I'm here, ready to make sure my faves end up doing well!
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