It's Britney Bitch! The Britney Spears Rate - WINNER!!!

You're introducing someone to Britney for the first time. Which album do you play for them?


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I need to take a break. I can’t tell you how long for but not long enough that I need anyone to take over. I just need a couple of days to get my head together so I hope you can all be patient with me in the meantime, I have a lot on and somethings got to give.
We love you Holly! Take as long as you need, you always make it iconic when you return!

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Don't worry @Holly Something, you're doing amazing! It's ok to take time for yourself, as everyone else has said!

@DJHazey and I can keep the thread alive in the meantime with some hot takes :P

I'll start first... now that we're eliminating singles (Overprotected remix and Boys remix), after Work Bitch it's time for one of the Femme Fatale singles to go. The four of them did pretty well in the last rate, so I wonder how controversial my take is.
 
Some of the back-half of the Blackout list is having too good and needs to exit. Bye!

I'm not sure that's your hottest take ever, Hazey - I totally agree! They're great songs but certainly at the lower end of what's left.

I'd really like to see Inside Out or How I Roll go, but everyone froths over those two so I'm sure there'll be a few cuts that sting a bitsy before they're out.
 
I mean sure, sonically they don't sound as '2011' as some of the others, but that doesn't make them any less average (to me, one opinion!) as they did when the album first dropped. I feel like Inside Out has always been overhyped because Brit namedrops some of her previous songs or something.
 
Hello wasps nests, as a more casual Britney fan who used this fun forum to dive into her discography all summer long I am curious:
What will be the last album track standing?

EDIT: this one goes out to @Holly Something for being an amazing host and having amazing boundaries! Take all the time you need, I have more takes that are as hot as ice

It's gotta be the amazing Breathe On Me, surely! I could see that coming close to winning the whole dang thing.
 
Take all the time you need, @Holly Something! xx

More of Femme Fetale needs to leave, to be honest. Also, I’m happy with some of Glory saying goodbye. Can we leave classic Imperialney alone for a bit, please?

Also, I’d be completely okay with Womanizer leaving before the top 60. I always thought it was such a weak, geepee pandering song. Circus and If U Seek Amy are much better, sonically speaking.
 
Hello wasps nests, as a more casual Britney fan who used this fun forum to dive into her discography all summer long I am curious:
What will be the last album track standing?

I'd bet the last album track standing is Breathe On Me. However, if there was an upset I'd bet it was either Unusual You (fan fave for obvious reasons), If I'm Dancing (was the 2nd highest Glory track behind Slumber Party in the BPG 2016 rate if(!) I remember correctly) or one of the Blackout tracks (album is so strong I can see many album tracks benefiting from high averages and doing pretty well). My personal pick would probably be How I Roll but people are already calling for it's head so ....¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My faves/best imo:
Breathe On Me
Showdown
Unusual You
How I Roll
Trip To Your Heart
Heaven On Earth
Freakshow
Hot As Ice
Perfect Lover
Man on the Moon
Love Me Down
If I'm Dancing
Change Your Mind
Swimming In The Stars
Can't Make You Love Me
What U See (Is What U Get)
Cinderella
 

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