Keep Or Sweep: Mutya Buena - Real Girl

Right, seeing as it has its 16th birthday tomorrow this might be as good a time as any to give a certain album of my 'keep or sweep?' pile its first spin in many years. And if we're talking about the album as a whole, I'm not reaching:
Those, ladies and gentlemen, are my full playing stats for Real Girl since 2011. Not exactly heavy rotation by any means!
For anyone who's curious: you can see my full playback history for it
here though it's not entirely representative since 2007 and 8 are missing from those stats.
Now if I were to split my doubt pile into piles of 'likely to stay' and 'likely to go' this one feels pretty likely to stay, even if I'm just going by gut. First of all: it's a solo album by a (no longer quite ex-)girl group member, so it feels very on brand to be a part of my collection. And, although they may have aged a bit, I know I liked (especially the first 2 of) its singles.
But apart from those I only have this vague memroy of the rest of the album being a bit bland and boring?
As I write this I think 'does that sound like something that would describe anything Mutya Buena's involved in?' and.. I wouldn't think so?
Clearly I have not spend a lot of time with this album, but whether that's because I didn't enjoy it, or if I only feel that way because I hardly listened to it.. that's what we're about to find out right now!
With
Just A Little Bit the album starts of with a nice little 'ooh, I liked this one too!' surprise.
The fact that made me feel happy instead of thinking 'crap, yet another album I gotta keep?' probably tells a lot about how deep down this is an album I actually want to keep, or at least: want to like.
Real Girl and
Song About Mutya keep that sentiment going, both still bopping, the title track even more so than I imagined it would.
Song About, which does feel very of its time (it slots right in with the Booty Luv/Freemasons/Infernal tracks I had on heavy rotation back then), doesn't hit quite as hard as it did back then, and if I'm honest feels a little misplaced on this album.
Some of my absolute favourite albums are all over the place, but Real Girl is more like a very cohesive affair with one big outlier.
It's after these 3 tracks that things get interesting. And with things unfortunately I don't necessarily mean the album itself.
Breakdown Motel plods along just fine, but in a way that has me slightly worried for the next 10 tracks. I'd happily switch that one for another Groove Armada collab.
Things pick up again with
Strung Out, which tricked me for a second with its slow intro, but even if it had stayed that way it already sounded more exciting than its preceder. Mutya sounds oddly like Siobhan on some of the chorus, but maybe I just never learned to properly differentiate their voices?
It's Not Easy surprises me by being yet another uptempo, but then: apparently I haven't played it in over 10(!!) years, so it should surprise me!! (This is precisely why I could do with a few less albums on my shelves, and why all the ones I do hang onto deserve a playthrough like this, badly)
Considering I expected this entire album to be a low energy affair when
Not Your Baby kicked in my first thought was:
And don't get me wrong. It's not like I only listen to songs with a BPM of 120 or higher.
Some of my favourite Sugababes songs are ballads
(why does this read like 'some of my best friends are...'?), and in
Suffer For Love and
Wonderful this albums offers some slowies that I find perfectly serviceable.
It's really only the last few tracks of the album that genuinely test me.
B Boy Baby feels a little too gimmicky/like a song Mutya would disown had it been a Sugababes single,
This Is Not (Real Love) (what even is that use of brackets??) is slightly less boring than I remembered, but only just slightly, and halfway through
My Song I was good and ready for the album to be done.
These 3 tracks end the album on a note that has me second guessing the sentiment I felt for the majority of its playback.
Conclusion:
Frankly put: Real Girl definitely won't be making any of my 'best albums ever' (or even of its year) lists.
Mutya is this album's saving grace, both vocally (adding a unique tone to fauxtown songs that otherwise might as well have been on a Pixie Lott album) as well as by.. just being Mutya?
Like: if this had been an album by Whoever Noname I'd probably just take the first 2 singles and run.
Trivial as it might be, the fact that this is the solo album of a Sugababe is probably the main reason I'll be holding to this one. For now.
At the same time I'm now strangely tempted to get the UK edition because Paper Bag at least adds a little change of pace to the album's ending?