Jessie J - Alive: The Appreciation Thread

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Due to POPULAR DEMAND (RJF), I am creating a thread for Jessie J's second album. Wikipedia claims it's called either 'Nice To Meet You' or 'Heaven' (CREATIVE) and it's out in October. I figure the forum needs a thread to discuss what will surely go on to be the album of a generation.

Information I've gathered from wiki:

- It will feature a lot more pain than Who You Are
- It's another incohesive mess
- Collabs with Ellie Goulding and Dev are possible
- She intends to tell us that it's OK not to be OK again
- She intends to record a "feminist" duet with Tulisa

ARE YOU EXCITED?!
 
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- It will feature a lot more pain than Who You Are
- It's another incohesive mess
- Collabs with Ellie Goulding and Dev are possible
- She intends to tell us that it's OK not to be OK again
- She intends to record a "feminist" duet with Tulisa
- Is such a thing possible?
- How was Who You Are incohesive? It had a clear lego-hair-and-bodysuits theme running throughout!
- Their voices will no doubt mesh together beautifully
- Good, I didn't quite get the 'inspirational' memo from the first album alone.
- I expect a joint sex tape to promote this patriachy-destroying masterpiece.
 
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Resi12

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Watch everyone love her by the first single.
 
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We should take this opportunity to revisit the highlights of her debut.

I actually knew that would be in the link.

I love Jessie J, and that is definitely mostly down to the universal hate she receives here. I hope for more musical abominations in the vein of LaserLight just to read the reactions, and of course the odd good song here and there.
 
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Appreciation thread? Gurl, ain't nobody gonna appreciate this catsuited trainwreck.
 
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Well, you know, pop music just wouldn't be the same without her.

I say bring it on!
 
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I was expecting more from her debut, but she had some good songs on it. As for the 2nd...so long as she names it "THE voice" , I'll be more than happy
 
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Jessie is a star. The haters are just jealous they can't SING like her!

I do like her, but no more LaserLights please! PLEASE!

I'd love another Price Tag.
 
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She has a great voice but is a terrible singer, it's all just too much. She needs to rain in that vocal masturbation and really milk out the best of her. Also she needs songs that aren't so shit.
 
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Resi12

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She's better than Rihanna, I think.
 
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I want her to continue to be completely execrable, it wouldn't be as fun otherwise! Who would we blame all the world's problems on if not our dear Miss Cornish?
 
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Can ironically pretending to stan for Jessie J be the new "thing" in the forum?
 
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Her vocal tics are rather tedious but they are outweighed by her good points.
 
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She is actually amazing..!! I don't get why you guys don't like her..!!! Stop trolling Jessie J and go back to stanning for flops like Nicola Roberts and Nadine Coil!!!
 
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