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Jessie J Threatens (Her Voice Is Back)

Discussion in 'Comeback corner' started by sexercise, Jan 26, 2017.

  1. Popjustice's favorite former bisexual screeching fashion icon is working on her 4th collection of biblical hymns.

    DJ Camper (????) did an interview (I honestly have no idea where this is from but he Tweeted about it so it's real) where he said her "vocals" are better than Beyonce's and that she's "the realist she's ever been"


    Get ready for your world to be SHAPED gorls.
  2. What a cocky and delusional producer.
    Leopold and mcuk like this.
  3. I love 'Cha Cha Slide'.
  4. I was hoping nobody would make a thread so we could just pretend this wasn't happening.
  5. She could release the Va-Jessie J J Slide, the Cha Cha Slide part 3.
    paraoke and Laurence like this.
  6. When you make a joke thread one of your faves flops @sexercise
    Island, alanmr, myblood and 4 others like this.
  7. Gosh this is really exciting. I can't wait for her Sprite. Give her the Grammys now.
    achilles, myblood, MYCAL and 5 others like this.
  8. I needed this thread in my life.
  9. I'll have you know that Slumber Party is a #86 peaking $MA$H. Its radio updates have Ariana & Beyonce SHOOK.

  10. BML


    And why is she no longer caged?
    myblood, Laurence, Kuhleezi and 5 others like this.
  11. I’m not exaggerating when I say the Alive thread and (to a slightly lesser extent) the Sweet Talker thread single-handedly got me through those first few weeks after the US election. Each page should be printed, framed and hung in a gallery.
    Cal_92, myblood, Laurence and 6 others like this.
  12. So DJ Camper is her new alter ego?
  13. BTG


    Ha JESSICÁ is upon us.
    myblood, Laurence, Kuhleezi and 4 others like this.
  14. DJ Camper Than Tits
    myblood, Laurence, Kuhleezi and 3 others like this.
  15. She's coming out
    beekeeper, myblood, Laurence and 4 others like this.
  16. Ready for the first ever flying tour. Queen coming to revolutionize the industry.
  17. She wasn't particularly subtle in previous albums so the thought of Jessica "uncaged" is rather terrifying.
  18. I am ready for this weave snatching masterpiece. Take me to church and brutally murder me, Jesus Ellen Cornish.
  19. (All of my faves flop already and I've never made one of those sowhatisthetruth.gif).
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