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Jessie J Threatens (Her Voice Is Back)

Discussion in 'Comeback corner' started by sexercise, Jan 26, 2017.

  1. In some territories there is an OAP version of The Voice, even though old people have always been allowed to enter the main series.

    I shit you not.
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    These kill me.
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  3. Jokes aside, Jessie J is the sort of person to refer to herself in third person, you can just tell.
  4. It sounded great in the musical. I’m sure this won’t be the case now Jessie has covered it.
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  6. Murder by musical.
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  7. Of all the people he could've grabbed for this, he chose her?
  8. Translation = I am desperate and will record anything that lands in your fave's recycle bin.
    Mr_Matt, No hay banda and spaceship like this.
  9. She was probably the cheapest
    Mr_Matt, No hay banda and spaceship like this.
  10. I don’t understand why everyone rags on her when she’s absolutely in the top 3 vocalists in music today. But go off I guess?
  11. Who cares how good you sing when what you’re singing is, most of the time, not very good?
  12. This is really a stretch
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  13. I...what? She’s got range, that’s undeniable, but she’s the textbook definition of “all power, no control”
  14. I don't like Jessie that much but nobody can tell that she's not a great singer, her performances on that chinese show were amazing.
    The problem is that most of her songs are basic and forgettable.
  15. Her songs are terrible.
    She has good vocal chops but lacks the good taste and control to use them meaningfully.
    Her "my bisexuality was a phase" moment was abhorrent.
    The way she has presented herself on social media is hollow and rather desperate.
    She will sell any brand, any time, making her less like [INSERT YOUR FAVE] and more like Carol Vorderman.

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  16. This is it. This is the tea. No taste, no control or willingness to deploy any. Her voice is exhausting.

  17. Stream ha.
  18. Because she’s awful.
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  19. The only time she sounds nice is when someone chops off all her vocal ticks, which she probably thinks is her highest form of talent[insert citation], a la Domino.
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