Wonderful image, terrible font.
I know tours are where artists get most of their money nowadays but everything about this rollout still feels so strange. "Get tickets to THE WITNESS TOUR and receive a copy of the new album Witness out June 9th" is basically how the website reads. No tracklist, not even an official confirmation if that is the album cover or just a promo image. How odd.
The album has basically been a footnote to every big announcement in this campaign. Before today the most we knew of it were some generic as fuck, contradicting adjectives she had vaguely tossed its way, and now with this announcement, we have it being a glorified tour souvenir with a maybe-maybe-not cover. And God help us if that's the cover with its digital alarm clock font-having ass.
This campaign has just been
dumb. I know that
@goldsoundz says her biggest champions at Capitol left, but that doesn't really fly as an excuse to me either. If she was a struggling indie artist, sure, but it's
Katy fucking Perry; basically the biggest artist
on the damn label. The profits are a sure bet. Just fucking put shit
out.