Kim Petras - Slut Pop Miami

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Going back to the snippets they've posted I think, surely I'm being dramatic, there's no way this is actually as diabolical as it sounds.

And then I hit play, and locusts manifest in my home, physically. Blood drips from the walls. All crops within a 50-mile radius wither and die on the vine and volcanic ash begins to rain from the sky
 
Ugh, I can already feel how I'd have to convince myself I don't hate this just because you guys are doing the absolute most, as per usual. Let the two black sheep of queer pop do... whatever this is, it's not like you'll ever have to listen to it when out and about!
 
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Ugh, I can already feel how I'd have to convince myself I don't hate this just because you guys are doing the absolute most, as per usual. Let the two black sheep of queer pop do... whatever this is, it's not like you'll ever have to listen to it when out and about!
You don't have to, though? That just feels like way too much mental and emotional exertion over posts on a pop forum being jokingly hyperbolic about snippets that sound bad
 
You don't have to, though? That just feels like way too much mental and emotional exertion over posts on a pop forum being jokingly hyperbolic about snippets that sound bad

I *do* though. Speak for the voiceless, defend their right to be errrr... :checks notes: sexy, etc. It's what I do.

Plus, if I don't get at least three forum stalwarts tell me to delete my account this week, do I even exist?
 
Sam trying to be sexy has made my libido pack its bags and run.
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I ... actually like some of the Milky-inspired tracks on this leaked album. At least, more so than the "I'm a dirty slut" ones.
 
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I mean, I agree Sam is like Jessie J’s levels of obnoxious, but when did they become so intolerable to this forum? What did I miss?

I think people were generally rooting for Sam last era before it was canned in favor for something more mom-friendly as to not scare them away with the overt queerness they were leaning into. So to see that era utterly wasted for them to pivot into… whatever this is… would likely be the moment the tides turned.
 
Sam “First Gay Person to Win an Oscar” Smith and his “Im not like those promiscuous gays” had a brief moment of redemption between the Normani collab and How Do You Sleep? I’m sure there was label fuckery and I know the whole To Die For package died with the pandemic but every step since has been a pathetic attempt at regaining the dominance Stay with Me had. Now collaborating with Kim is my final strike against them. Troye is still in thin ice for having her open. I was flip flopping on seeing the Bloom tour and that made the decision easy.
 
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