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Kim Zolciak

Discussion in 'Pop & Justice' started by Smoke My Cigar, Aug 19, 2009.

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    http://www.ew.com/ew/static/mp3/2009/08/tardyforthepartytagged.mp3

    The Real Housewife of Atlanta's debut (and probably last) single, written by 'No Scrubs' songwriter, solo artist and fellow housewife Kandi Burruss.

    I'm ashamed to say I actually like this more than I really should. It's pretty terrible, but if anyone else happened to hear her singing on the first season of the show than they'll know this is miles better than 'Tightrope' that she was murdering last season - it's still awful though.

    She really can't sing for shit, but that doesn't seem to have stopped other 'artists' over the years. Heidi Montag, this is your future.
     
  2. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Love this!

    Is 'tardy' a play on the word 'retard' though?!
     
  3. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    'Tardy' means 'late', but that's a good double-meaning!
     
  4. Dag

    Dag

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    It pains me that people find entertainment in songs like this.
     
  5. SockMonkey

    SockMonkey Guest

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    HAHAHAHA, oh that adds a whole new level to this track.
     
  6. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    This made laugh really, really hard. There's no way I'm going to be able to hear the song without thinking about this.
     
  7. Charley

    Charley Staff Member

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    How amazingly pointless!

    Who says 'Don't be tardy for the party!' anyway?

    I wish they aired the Real Housewives franchise on tv here.
     
  8. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Did you get that PM with that website I mentioned on it the other week?

    I can't stop playing this stupid song. It's so utterly shit and I have it on repeat.

    'Looking like a cover girl, covered in diamonds and pearls...'

    I still don't believe she's only 30 either. Fucking hell.
     
  9. Charley

    Charley Staff Member

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    I did! And I'm forever grateful!

    Still, I'd love for that show to be big over here. I heard they were trying to make a local adaption, but they're having trouble finding women to do it.
     
  10. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    I demand an I am...Sasha Fierce style album with a disc aside for The Wig
     
  11. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Haha *prays for a track called 'Sheree just wanted to shift it'*
     
  12. tommie

    tommie Guest

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    It's on iTunes! I love it.
     
  13. tommie

    tommie Guest

    Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Still top 5 on US Dance iTunes - reached the top 3 Dance so far....
     
  14. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    She keeps mentioning about it being number 1 ringtone on iTunes or something on her Twitter as well. Have to say I'm obsessed with the song and I've really grown to like Kim more as a person during this second season of ATL too.

    She also said she's planning on more songs and an album coming soon, trash-tastic!
     
  15. tommie

    tommie Guest

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    Well, unlike other reality trash stars Kim is completely unashamed to promote her music career!

    Yes, Heidi Montag, I am looking at you! Would a Bonnie Hunt parody do you bad?
     
  16. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    I'm ashamed of myself for even knowing about her or the show, but in all honesty, I have to say...

    Good for her.
     
  17. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Haha I love Bonnie's parody's of Kim 'I have hysterical blindness!'
     
  18. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    Hooooold up, shift it back - 30??? She looks at least 45 in that photo! And I mean Hollywood-plastic-45, not graceful-aging-45.
     
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    I think she's 31 now but yep, 31. She's actually looking a lot better these days compared to that photo which was during the shows first season:

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    But she still doesn't look in her 30's.
     
  20. Re: Kim Zolciak - Tardy For The Party

    ^^

    HAHAHAHA, I get a mixed vibe here, half Ginger Spice, half Roger-who-is-Regina-on-weekends.
     
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