Solenciennes
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Poor Marylebone getting wiped out by a gentle sea breeze at last
Kingdom Kiis: Big Pop Gewhls 2017 VS Rate - COMPLETE
- Thread starter Laura Vanderbooben
- Start date
SCORE: 7.31
Highest Scores: 11 x 5 (@Phloo, @ufint, @Oxygen, @haps, @Syzygyz), 10 x 15 (@SuperNerd, @Remorque, @Serg., @tylerc904, @ohdenny, @Mushroom, @munro, @soratami, @burnt, @Spiral, @Bolton, @Lindsay Lohan, @happiestgirl, @evilsin, @Beginner)
Lowest Scores: 1 x 1 (@Diet Pop!), 2 x 3 (@AlmightyAloud, @Petty Mayonnaise, @A$AP Robbie)
SCORE: 7.31
Highest Scores: 11 x 5 (@Phloo, @ufint, @Oxygen, @haps, @Syzygyz), 10 x 15 (@SuperNerd, @Remorque, @Serg., @tylerc904, @ohdenny, @Mushroom, @munro, @soratami, @burnt, @Spiral, @Bolton, @Lindsay Lohan, @happiestgirl, @evilsin, @Beginner)
Lowest Scores: 1 x 1 (@Diet Pop!), 2 x 3 (@AlmightyAloud, @Petty Mayonnaise, @A$AP Robbie)
You really mean to tell me that FIVE of you thought the sound of Miley flushing her career down the toilet was the best song here? A disaster.
You really mean to tell me that FIVE of you thought the sound of Miley flushing her career down the toilet was the best song here? A disaster.
Solenciennes
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he/him
The true third betrayal.
The little details on that cover are incredible.
I'm not going to waste my own breath, but here are some words from the poor souls who were suckered in by this entirely unremarkable song delivered by a genuinely horrible pop singer with no discernible talent or artistic identity:
@ufint: "Who would have thought that Miley would be getting my 11 in this rate? I never would’ve believed you if three years ago you told me I’d be here writing this little piece about her. But, considering the competition that she got here, and it sure ain’t great, I have to go with the song that has resonated the most with me. This has the most lush soundscape and beautiful, poignant lyrics of ‘em all."
@haps: "I had two 11’s. This and Delicate. I don’t know where to begin. This is perfection."
@Phloo: "my most listened to pop girl song of the year is a breezy summery piece of pop pie perfection. mileys southern twang elevates it into something dreamy and earnest. lordes interpretation of the track is exactly how i connect with it and i think its the best thing mileys ever done teebs. anyone who gives this less than an 8 needs to swim away with the fishies and die"
@Syzygyz: "An epoch-defining explosion of joy, love, and happiness. A true journey of introspection through twangy-pop masterclass. From the opening guitar pluck, I knew this was trouble; from the achingly heartfelt lyrics that truly paint a picture of maturity and reflection that she hadn't even done on Dead Petz; to the sickly-sweet bubblegum buried under that riff, the ocean breeze bustling throughout the entire song, to the climax of the song in the form of the lyricless middle 8 (I know people are going to call it lazy, but it's perfect) and the amazingly cathartic outro of pure thankfulness ... There just aren't any faults I can find with this song, it makes me feel the complete opposite of the pure distress that Pink's Who Knew and Lorde's Hard Feelings evoke. Truly a masterpiece, a dream come true, that she will never, ever top. God is Real."
@ufint: "Who would have thought that Miley would be getting my 11 in this rate? I never would’ve believed you if three years ago you told me I’d be here writing this little piece about her. But, considering the competition that she got here, and it sure ain’t great, I have to go with the song that has resonated the most with me. This has the most lush soundscape and beautiful, poignant lyrics of ‘em all."
@haps: "I had two 11’s. This and Delicate. I don’t know where to begin. This is perfection."
@Phloo: "my most listened to pop girl song of the year is a breezy summery piece of pop pie perfection. mileys southern twang elevates it into something dreamy and earnest. lordes interpretation of the track is exactly how i connect with it and i think its the best thing mileys ever done teebs. anyone who gives this less than an 8 needs to swim away with the fishies and die"
@Syzygyz: "An epoch-defining explosion of joy, love, and happiness. A true journey of introspection through twangy-pop masterclass. From the opening guitar pluck, I knew this was trouble; from the achingly heartfelt lyrics that truly paint a picture of maturity and reflection that she hadn't even done on Dead Petz; to the sickly-sweet bubblegum buried under that riff, the ocean breeze bustling throughout the entire song, to the climax of the song in the form of the lyricless middle 8 (I know people are going to call it lazy, but it's perfect) and the amazingly cathartic outro of pure thankfulness ... There just aren't any faults I can find with this song, it makes me feel the complete opposite of the pure distress that Pink's Who Knew and Lorde's Hard Feelings evoke. Truly a masterpiece, a dream come true, that she will never, ever top. God is Real."
Now I'm curious. What did you rate it @Laura Vanderbooben?
I shrieked.
Let me go bop in This Should've Been Included Instead:
Let me go bop in This Should've Been Included Instead:
As a legendarily generous scorer (my lowest scores in the rate were a 2 and a 3, for 'Godzilla' and 'Spaceship', with nothing else below a 4) I gave it a 5 because the production is pretty.
he/him
Wouldn’t it have had to have some impact for it to be epoch-defining?
He/Him
The fact that "Slow Dance" is already out just shows that some of y'all need to experience some grown ass loving
FIRO unfortunately wasn't in my real 11 contention, unfortunately her two singles are only fantastic, nothing at the level of 'I Will Never Let You Down'.
Kelly's album starting to fall apart is expected, but the order of songs is so weird. I thought "Slow Dance" was a fairly undisputed highlight.
Yes, tear ha limb from limb.