KPB Classique ⚣ 2018-2019 Edition ~ FINALE

ohnostalgia

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I actually prefer “I’m So Afraid,” but I saw the campaign from @soratami for this one and I knew I had to vote for “I’m Not Afraid.” I have a lot of fond memories of discovering Holland on this forum.

I completely acknowledge that he’s vocally deficient, but for some reason it endears me in this case? We have so many heterosexual idols who can barely sing, so why not a gay one!
 
Our last song before we hit Top 40.






































































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A.C.E. | Under Cover
Under Cover - The 2nd Mini Album
May 17, 2019

KPJ Charts Submission


Score: 7.26
TOPS: (10)
@Slice of Life (9.5) @humbleandkindness80s (9) @MmmDani @Remorque @soratami @Untouchable Ace (8.5) @ohnostalgia @Wills (8) @leedlelee... @Macsun @Salami
BOTTOMS: (6) @KimLippington (5.75) @ohdenny (5) @nikkysan @yeeungelic (4) @boom bazooka joe (3) @eatyourself


5 VOTES: 49
10 VOTES: 47
15 VOTES: 44
20 VOTES: 41
FINAL PLACEMENT: 41

Rounding out our bottom 10, we’ve got our lone entry from A.C.E.: “Under Cover.” A.C.E. stands for “Adventure Calling Emotions.” Okay… They are a 5 member group that formed in 2017. They gained popularity busking around the Hongdae district of Seoul doing dance covers, so good for them being go-getters! I’m just sharing this little background about them because I honestly knew next to nothing about them prior to doing this rate.

I'm pretty sure that I've only had the (dis)pleasure of listening to A.C.E. songs when they've appeared in previous boy rates, and "Under Cover" might be my least favorite of their songs I've heard yet? I'm quite baffled that A.C.E. were allegedly forum darlings for a while? In doing a little research, "Under Cover" peaked at #9 on the May 2019 Charts, besting groups like NCT and GOT7. In fact, according to Slicey's data, up until that point, all 4 of their singles were Top 10 KPJ entries. ..... WHAT?! You kids always keep me guessing.

"Under Cover" served as the title track to their 2nd mini album of the same title, with songwriting credits by BIGTONE (빅톤) (KOR), Onestar & ESH (ZBS) and production credits by MADFRESH (ZBS) & 이영준 (Chief206). So it seems like I have them to blame ddd. It's not that it's produced "badly," but this stadium rock electric guitar sound generally does not do it for me. There's too many gun shot sound effects and angry rapping, it's all giving early Stray Kids when I used to not like them either. *shrug*

I was wondering why I hadn't heard their name in a minute, but it looks like all 5 members staggered their mandatory military enlistment starting mid 2021, with only member Wow having finished up this past summer. I imagine once they all return, so will the music, and they can terrorize our charts again.

The video, on the other hand, is fairly entertaining. I don't really understand why they are at a craps table in what looks like an empty pool or bathroom ddd, but the stark colors work, especially the red uniforms against the white backdrop. Pretty cool choreography as well. I also love the fact that the closed captions have each member's name with the lyrics -- VERY HELPFUL. I wish more groups did that as well. Byeongkwan is an immediate standout in the group. The definition of "Why am I the only one serving cunt here?" Great titties and abs. Jun also has some fairly good vocal moments, I just wish it was over a better song.

eatyourself made me cackle: ”Demi Lovato.” Lord. Demi doing rock versions of all of their old hits really let them get away with all of their worst instincts as a vocalist. All talent no taste. Anyway. Christopher isn’t buying the facade: ”Oh my, listen to that guitar, aren’t these fellows SERIOUS? Lol.”

Despite this not leaving the bottom 10, most of the commentary though is fairly positive! Salami also calls out what makes the video great: ”Amazing choreography, it made me like the song more.” Watching the live stages to this one was fun to see the whole package, because it is some cool chore. Glitterizer invokes the queen of Pop Punk: ”the 2018 songs really are kind of a struggle overall but i think i can rawk œut to this.” It’s giving more Nickelback that Avril but that’s a convo for another day. Untouchable Ace says ”Rock through a Britney Spears lens.” I see the comparison, though I don’t think Britney should really be touching Rock either ddd. (Not all the pop girlies can so effortlessly glide into Rock like Queen Janet, for instance.)

MmmDani is simply a fan: ”I really liked the vocals and rapping here! The “I want you to be mine” melody is super addictive.” And Slice of Life goes hard for this song in a way I wasn’t quite expecting fff: ”You know, songs like that, they are stories that people can identify with. You know what I mean? Anybody, children were singing this song at graduations, at weddings, at funerals. Ok, maybe the last sentence is a lie but this is just so, so good that I can’t help but be hyperbolic just a tiny bit.”


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TOP 40 REVEALED!

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2018
(songs pre-selected via monthly charts)

Baby Don't Stop - NCT U
Blooming Day - EXO-CBX
Countless - SHINee
Good Evening - SHINee
Now or Never - SF9
One of Those Nights (feat. Crush) - Key
Shine - PENTAGON
Tempo - EXO
Under My Skin - Taemin
(9/10)

(songs selected via user submitted ballots)
Complete - ONF
Days Gone By - Day6
Gravity - EXO
Look - GOT7
Lullaby - GOT7
Nanana - IMFACT
Scentist - VIXX
Shinin' - Jonghyun
Touch - NCT 127
(9/15)


2019
(songs pre-selected via monthly charts)

9 and 3 Quarters (Run Away) - TXT
CROWN - TXT
Famous - Taemin
Jopping - SuperM
Obsession - EXO
SUNSET - KNK
WANT - Taemin
You Calling My Name - GOT7
(8/10)

(songs selected via user submitted ballots)
Baby You Are - EXO
Bet Bet - NU'EST
Blue Orangeade - TXT
Highway to Heaven - NCT 127
HIT - Seventeen
I Wanna Be - Key
Love Talk - WayV
Mikrokosmos - BTS
MIROH - Stray Kids
Movie Star - CIX
Our Summer - TXT
Savanna - OnlyOneOf
Superhuman - NCT 127
Valkyrie - ONEUS
(14/15)

Which songs don't deserve to make it to the top 30?! Sound off below. I got ahead of schedule this week (huzzah!) so if I manage to get some write-ups together, I will continue throughout the weekend. But otherwise, expect the next elimination on Monday! Kii-kii until then for me please!
 


Which songs don't deserve to make it to the top 30?!
These are all pretty mid and didn't deserve to outlast most of the already eliminated songs:

Countless - SHINee
One of Those Nights (feat. Crush) - Key
Shine - PENTAGON

Complete - ONF
Days Gone By - Day6
Gravity - EXO
Look - GOT7
Lullaby - GOT7
Shinin' - Jonghyun
Touch - NCT 127

CROWN - TXT
You Calling My Name - GOT7

Bet Bet - NU'EST
Blue Orangeade - TXT
I Wanna Be - Key
Mikrokosmos - BTS
Our Summer - TXT
Superhuman - NCT 127

 

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