KPB Classique ⚣ 2018-2019 Edition ~ FINALE

Deep apologies on the delay on this, everyone! I hate to be a rate host who loses momentum, but between hosting the monthly charts last week and then ... everything everywhere all at once happening at work this week (and next) I got crazy busy. But I do not want to have this delay and stall. We will push forth!

Since the next elimination is technically a four way tie...I think I may try to chrun them all out this morning. Please anticipate. <3

EDIT: Oh, and two people will be losing their 11. (Not for the same song.)
edited to add warning since @ohnostalgia said I was ruthless for the last 11 elimination with no warning ddd.
 
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Stray Kids | MIROH
Clé 1: Miroh - The 4th Mini Album
March 25, 2019

Submitted by humbleandkindness80s, MmmDani, leedlelee..., ohdenny, Remorque, RUNAWAY, Salami, soratami, yeziirl


Score: 7.92
TOPS: (11)
@soratami (10) @ohdenny @Remorque @RUNAWAY @Salami @ysev (9.5) @Wills (9) @eatyourself @leedlelee... @MmmDani @tj-x (8.5) @humbleandkindness80s @Macsun (8) Glitterizer
BOTTOMS: (6) @boom bazooka joe @chrisjche @yeeungelic (4) @Joli Chat (3.5) @KimLippington


5 VOTES: 16
10 VOTES: 23
15 VOTES: 32
20 VOTES: 34
FINAL PLACEMENT: 26

Because I am me and therefore the God of this rate, I am going to eliminate these next four tracks (whom all tied) in the order that I would have liked to see them exit. So first up, we have Stray Kids’ “MIROH.” I swear that I did not intentionally post this today, mere hours after bestie soratami lost their 11 in the KSOTY rate as well (I had no idea that was coming!), but God works in mysterious ways sometimes.

“MIROH” was released on March 25, 2019 as the title track of their 4th mini album: Clé 1: Miroh. “MIROH” was another track written by members 3Racha along with Brian Atwood, who also produced. “MIROH” was a considerable hit for Stray Kids; it went to #1 in Korea and #3 on the US World Charts. “MIROH” also was a significant milestone for the boys, as it served them their first music show win. Congrats to these boys!

“MIROH” is a play on the Korean “Miro” 미로, which means maze, and the H at the end of the word is meant to signify heaven or hell. According to a couple user posts anyway.

I gave this song a 6. It’s not a bad song, certainly not as offensive as some of their other early tunes that really turned me away from them, but there’s still a lot here that keeps me from wanting to return to it. Namely? The lion growl. The nearly tuneless “woah oh woah oh” repeated refrain, which I find annoying. It all sounds so aggressively chanty in a way I usually dislike.

Despite not quite cracking the top half of this rate, it clearly has a ton of fans. In fact, 9 of you included this song on your ballots. Only one other song received more votes (and another tied with this), so clearly the love is there. Let’s get into the commentary, which is mostly quite positive, shall we?

Slice of Life sees this as an upgrade to their current sound: ”Better than the shit they’re peddling today, I’ll give them that.” Hmm. Hard disagree! KimLippington is ready to run: ”The sung (post?)chorus is nice but that EDM drop activates my fight or flight.” An EDM drop is very hit or miss (often a miss) for me, and this one is kind of no exception. Christopher also mentions the drop chorus, with mixed feelings: ”Great cover art, beautiful cover art. I’m not usually one for a drop chorus, but given what I’ve been served this rate…I’ll take it.” MmmDani manages to be a fan despite not really enjoying this type of offering: ”This has some of the most effectively hype-inducing pre-choruses that I’ve ever heard. I, strangely, don’t hate the “stray kids!” shout in the chorus, it fits quite nicely. I don’t generally like drop-choruses, but this is a fairly inoffensive use of it.”

In fact, the majority of you seem to have conflicted feelings about this. Almost everyone managed some sort of positive and negative weaved into their commentary. eatyourself admits defeat to being a fan: ”I hate that I love this feat. Neyo.” Fair critic chrisjche recognizes solid elements even if it’s not for him: ”Has some nice elements but just not really something I would listen to very often.” yeeungelic is vibing: ”Not a skz fan but I’m seated.” which is hysterical considering she still only gave it a 6.

I genuinely couldn’t tell until the end of this commentary whether this was praise or not: ”I love noise. This just sounds like they threw everything at it. Sometimes it doesn't work, sometimes it does. And here it does! I need them to come back with more songs that have eagles, tigers and sirens in it,” says Salami, who really keeps me on my toes. Glitterizer appreciates what Stray Kids goes for and how they come out swinging every time, even if it’s not typically what he’s here for: ”i just love stray kids. it's not "me" music but i also can't make it not bop. their boldness is contagious!” Humbleandkindness80s praises the rap line: ”some of the punchiest rap in this rate imo.”

Since soratami did not provide commentary, I will leave it to Joli Chat, who summed up my thoughts pretty succinctly:

the tiger roaaaaar lmfao I can’t omg

The video is kind of a non-event for me, and Bang Chan, who is usually a 10 out of 10 man, has terrible hair, but check out the live stages, which has some pretty excellent choreography! (They usually do.)


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ONEUS | Valkyrie
Light Us - The 1st EP
January 9, 2019

Submitted by Salami, Slice of Life, Untouchable Ace, Wills, yeziirl


Score: 7.92
TOPS: (10)
@Remorque @Salami @Slice of Life @Untouchable Ace @Wills (9.25) @ohnostalgia (9) @Joli Chat @leedlelee... @soratami (8.75) @humbleandkindness80s (8.5) @Christopher @Macsun @MmmDani (8.25) @RUNAWAY (8) @tj-x
BOTTOMS: (6) Glitterizer (5) @yeeungelic (4.75) @askew (4) @eatyourself


5 VOTES: 30
10 VOTES: 35
15 VOTES: 36
20 VOTES: 32
FINAL PLACEMENT: 26

Next up in our foursome (he he) elimination, we have “Valkyrie” by ONEUS. “Valkyrie” was released on January 9, 2019 and served as their title track for their debut mini album Light Us. Come through debut kings! This is the third song eliminated that was a debut track (and there are a few more as we continue on.) “Valkyrie” has a laundry list of songwriters, including Lee Sangho (RBW), Inner Child (MonoTree), Ravn, Leedo, Mingki (RBW) and Lee Hu-sang. I see a few members names in there, which I love to see, since so many K-Pop groups do not have the freedom to write their own music, whether in a limited or more regular capacity.

ONEUS is the type of group that I check out every comeback, and while I genuinely enjoy many of their singles, I have never tipped into full blown stanning. The closest I got was actually this most recent comeback “Baila Conmigo” (I blame Leedo). But either way, I like to see them succeed and always want to enjoy their tunes.

I have a few issues with this song that prevents me from fully enjoying it. Firstly, a certain member who I have spent significant time thirsting and lusting over of late just – doesn’t work for me here. I love LEEDO’s deep tone when he sings, but the overly put on growl in his rap is obnoxious. I’m sorry – but the more I listen to more K-Pop, the more frustrated I get with the rappers. I don’t even blame them necessarily, but the industry is convinced that every group needs a “rap line” when they don’t and a lot of the rappers sound very try hard. I hate it here, I really do. I love when he sings though.

I also find this song to be quite formulaic in production. The first verse gives you this gorgeous melody that continues to build to a fair chorus, only for things to completely crumble in verse two with an obvious rap section, followed by a weird auto-tuned breakdown, before it finds it’s home again in the chorus. I don’t know if I’m making a lot of sense, but I find that so many K-Pop songs follow that exact same formula when it comes to their second verses. Sometimes it works, but sometimes it doesn’t. Here, for me, it doesn’t. Hate the bridge too.

So basically, if this song was just the first minute, I’d probably be a stan! But it falls apart as it goes on.

Not a ton of commentary, but let’s dive in! Christopher monologues, but is mostly grateful for a banger: ”I love a RedOne/FAME era weird “boing” noise. Verses are solid…enjoy the vibe…this is really the only other contender for “BANGER” in a rate desperately searching for one. The tempo-playing is interesting, the bridge kinda deflates it a little before the chorus really kicks off. Not a huge fan of all the back-beat sections (I don’t always mind back-beat, but in this case it’s not working for me). But…not to beat a dead horse (too late), I really appreciate the additional production added to the final chorus.” [UntouchableAce looks back at this song fondly as an early discovery: ”And when I started exploring Kpop for myself I found this. Maybe a part of it never left my brain. However I never submitted it to a contest and maybe I should have.”

Glitterizer also mentions a song contest, of which I am unfamiliar: ”yeah yeah we already did this in that one song contest, fine, ok, next” MmmDani likes the bridge that I don’t: ”The dramatic switch-up in the bridge was fun!”

Slice of Life calls the low scorers out: ”This is so misunderstood somehow and I just don’t get where the hate is coming from? Bad taste, I assume. Oh well, more for me and @Salami, I guess!” and Salami, who has been this song’s biggest champion, has one simple request: ”This is how you do a debut. Stop ignoring them, they are great!”


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TOMORROW X TOGETHER | Our Summer
The Dream Chapter: Star - The 1st Mini Album
March 4, 2019

Submitted by boom bazooka joe, eatyourself, Glitterizer, KimLippington, MmmDani, yeeungelic


Score: 7.92
TOPS: (10)
Glitterizer @KimLippington @nikkysan @tj-x @Untouchable Ace (9) @MmmDani @ohnostalgia (8.75) @eatyourself (8.5) @boom bazooka joe @Wills (8) @leedlelee... @Macsun @Slice of Life
BOTTOMS: (6) @humbleandkindness80s (5) @yeeungelic (4) @askew


5 VOTES: 16
10 VOTES: 19
15 VOTES: 24
20 VOTES: 24
FINAL PLACEMENT: 26

Next up in the fourway tie, we have “Our Summer” by TOMORROW X TOGETHER. “Our Summer” is the third track off of their debut mini album The Dream Chapter: Star, and despite being a B-Side, went to #86 in Korea and #1 on the US World Charts. The album was released on March 4, 2019, but a MV (called the “selfie version”) was released on July 12th, perfect for summer. (he he)

“Our Summer” was written by Melanie Joy Fontana, Michel ""Lindgren"" Schulz, Supreme Boi, ""Hitman"" Bang, Mayu Wakisaka and Slow Rabbit, who also produced. When I looked up the list of songs Melanie Joy Fontana had written for K-Pop artists, I was kinda gagged! Prolific queen!

“Our Summer” is another one of those tracks where everything just kind of works for me. It’s not reinventing the wheel. It’s a fairly standard tropi-bop ripped right out of Justin Bieber’s “Purpose” era, complete with whale noises, but it’s effective in how earnest and sincere it is. The boys sell the shit out of it.

Truly, this is the type of sound that can get tired real quick, but this one manages to elevate beyond the genre. There is a lovely “Acoustic Mix” of the song as well, and kind of proves that when you strip the glittery production, it’s just a good song with good melodies. In some ways, I prefer the stripped down version!

Slice of Life told me to skip this commentary but I won’t fff: ”Did we really need these many TXT songs on the rate though JWHSSHSJSJSJ. Not very representative of 2019 tbh but uh, I’ll live. At least Cat & Dog was not entered kii (you can skip this entire comment bestie since i’m only thinking out loud fffffff)” I don’t disagree haha. Except I would have given Cat & Dog a 10 dshjfshdfksd.

Christopher did what I do sometimes, which is pontificate over the meaning without actually looking up the lyrics: ”No idea what the lyrics mean (other than “our summer,” of course), but this one has a nice “happy but still a little sad” vibe going on. Very lovely.”

Joli Chat recognizes that sometimes basic doesn’t mean bad: ”off the mill trop bop; I kinda like trop bops tho.” MmmDani feels that this may not be representative of TXT as a whole, but still enjoys a lot: ”Bulletproof pop. Though is does lack some of the personality of their other tracks.”

Glitterizer also stans the very pretty acoustic version: ”i'm glad this got in... i feel it's a biT overlooked among their flawless discography. on some days i do prefer the (acoustic mix) they released on streaming” And finally, Untouchable Ace name drops another one of their mega hits: ”Blue Hour took notes." Yeah, she took notes and then made it about 10x better, if you ask me!

I also included a lovely live performance from them at a concert in Japan. This is definitely one of those “end of the show” songs where they just walk around sweaty in tank tops and vibe with the crowd, and I’m not mad!


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IMFACT | Nanana
NANANA - The 5th Digital Single
August 16, 2018

Submitted by eatyourself, Glitterizer, Wills


Score: 7.92
TOPS: (11)
@eatyourself (10) @Glitterizer @Wills (9.85) @Macsun (9.5) @humbleandkindness80s (9) @askew @Joli Chat @nikkysan @soratami (8.25) @Untouchable Ace (8) @KimLippington @leedlelee... @MmmDani @ohnostalgia @RUNAWAY
BOTTOMS: (6) @ohdenny @Salami (2) @yeeungelic


5 VOTES: 16
10 VOTES: 27
15 VOTES: 23
20 VOTES: 28
FINAL PLACEMENT: 26

And lastly, we say goodbye to “Nanana” by IMFACT. SORRY EATYOURSELF! <3

“Nanana” was released on August 16, 2018 as their 5th digital single. It was written by 1105 and Opro. I couldn’t really find any info on 1105, but Opro also produced “After Like” by IVE (I won’t hold it against them), so that’s a bit of a slay!

IMFACT was a 5 member group that debuted in 2016 and released music through 2020. At that time, some of the members began their mandatory military service, and others released some solo material. In 2022, it was announced that none of the boys renewed their contract with Str Empire, and while they didn’t officially announce a “disbandment” … well, the writing is very much on the wall if you ask me.

While the song didn’t chart significantly, it did prove to be a moderate success for the guys. In fact, Dazed magazine ranked it at number 13 in its list of the 20 best K-pop songs of 2018. Slay a bitsy!

I gave this song a 7. It was fine to good on initial listens. There have been many times since we started the eliminations that I wanted to change my score to this. It has continued to grow on me in a very significant way. Not quite a 10, but a 9 at least! But when I submitted my scores at the end of the voting period, I told myself to hold strong, hence why she is here at #26 Part 4.

I really appreciate a lot about this song, from the dreamy, atmospheric production, to that gorgeous build into the chorus. The production here is definitely a product of it’s time, which some of you liked more than others. I just typed out that sentence and then saw yeeungelic’s comment ddd, which is ”Think its a product of its time and the sound aged poorly.” I disagree about it aging poorly, however!

MmmDani takes issue with a supposed lazy chorus: ”The “nanana” melody is so unnecessary, it’s a really distracting sore-thumb in an otherwise great track. There’s no good reason for it not to be actual words, I’m sick of this trope.” Normally, I would agree. I generally don’t love choruses that are just na’s or la’s or some arbitrary syllable in place of actual lyricism, but here it doesn’t bother me because there are actual lyrics in between the na na na’s so at least the chorus still has something to say.

Joli Chat bops but probably skips to the next track before it’s done: ”no, no no, no no no” I agree!’ That would be my comment here if the song was bad, luckily it isn’t! THAT SAID, by the third chorus it does get annoying.”

Christopher appreciates where the song goes, even if he thinks it takes too long to get there: ”A slow burn for sure…I think starting out so bland really helped elevate a chorus that might not have stood out much, otherwise.” See, I love a build, so the first minute of this song is easily the most exciting for me.

Glitterizer, almost 11 giver, loves: ”honestly considered giving this my 11... almost too euphoric for words. dance pop perfection.” I imagine a remix of this going off in the club (even though I generally hate remixes.) But this is the type of song where you’re making out with someone through the emotional bits before a sweat filled dance-athon. MacSun channels Katy Perry: ”WIG!!!! And 11 giver eatyourself simply says: ”Nostalgia made correctly.”


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