Kylie Minogue Rate: Part.3 - Parlophone ✴ (RESULTS) Runner-up and WINNER!!!!!

What's your favourite Parlophone era album?

  • Light Years

    Votes: 19 14.2%
  • Fever

    Votes: 26 19.4%
  • Body Language

    Votes: 21 15.7%
  • X

    Votes: 22 16.4%
  • Aphrodite

    Votes: 35 26.1%
  • Kiss Me Once

    Votes: 10 7.5%
  • Kylie Christmas

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Total voters
    134
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100 Degrees (With Dannii Minogue) 7.73

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Highest Score: 10 x 15 - @Markus1981, @Remorque, @SmashHitter, @Markus1981, @Remorque, @hawkings24, @nebojsa, @WhatKindOfKylie?, @Ray, @Pop Gaz, @RRS, @Mjg0806, @Jam, @SophiaSophia, @Mikey1701
Lowest Score: 3 x 1 - @Andsov






Dannii's description of '100 Degrees':

"There's not enough party Christmas songs, everyone has Christmas parties, but what music do you put on? This song is perfect for dancing to"





Performed on The X-Factor Australia...



Live at Kylie's Albert Hall Christmas show...



7th Heaven mix...



Drag Queen flashmob on Bondi Beach!




(A new set of remixes were premiered at Sydney Mardi Gras in 2016, with a "disco twist".)



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Awww, it's done so bloody well! The most camp Christmas song ever released and I fucking love it!!!


The praise was overflowing...


Donut feels 5 years will make a difference...

@mrdonut - I’m not sure if I’ll enjoy this as much in 5 years’ time but come on, it’s two flawless queens doing 70s disco and the world needs more flawless queens and 70s disco.

Yes!!!!!!!!

@hawkings24 - Disco Christmas all the way

WKOK is the first of many...

@WhatKindOfKylie? - Festive slutdrop alert as @idratherjack would say, and indeed it is! This collaboration between sisters Min, was everything I wanted and more! It's camp on a sheer scale, but that is what makes it utterly brilliant. A dance floor anthem for every Christmas season.

Best Christmas song ever?

@Ray - I just rated this 10 today for the Dannii rate. It's possibly the best Christmas song I ever heard, and it's January and I still listen to it non-ironically.

Legendary and Atomic Kitten...same sentence...

@AlmostFamous - I think this will go down as legendary to fans. They both sound like they're having a ball. It does have a bit of Atomic Kitten 'Right Now' about it...

Candy hears blandness?!

@One Stop Candy Shop - I always feel that this song is not as good as it could be. I'm all here for a Minogue Sisters Disco X-Mas but the chorus is just a bit bland, isn't it?

Gaz is totally here for that poppers remix...

@Pop Gaz - How could this not be a 10/10, Kylie with Danni in full disco mode. Could only be improved with a gay-tastic remix that G.A.Y. can blast out every year…oh, wait, we even got one of those!

Huge love for the sisters collaboration!

@RRS - Finally, a quality track (and it’s disco!) and the sisters are together, knocking it out of the park. The performances were incredible. This is amazing, I’m so glad they got something good for the collaboration.
@idratherjack - Sisters are doing it for themselves! The one Christmas song it's OK to listen to all year round. Kylie and Dannii together at last and they don't disappoint delivering us a festive slutdrop anthem for the ages.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

@Andsov - I loved the performances and all the love this song got. But it’s not for me. And as much as I LOVE Kylies voice and appreciate the Minogue tone; when they sing together I think of two strangled cats in a bag.

*Sad*

@SloMover - Severely overrated.

This is heaven for Sophia...

@SophiaSophia - My favourite duet and new favourite xmas song just completely fabulous. So worth the wait cause Kylie & Dannii + Disco = Heaven.

Slugdropping from here until the care home kicks you out...

@Mikey1701 - Festive Slutdop Anthem. Only could Kylie and Dannii record something shamelessly camp and get away with it. You can practically feel the glitter raining down from this kitsch extravaganza. The 7th Heaven Radio Edit takes it to a whole other level. Expect me to wheel this out every December and get my life.

and finally, Remorque is here for a gay Christmas...

@Remorque - Is this the gayest Christmas song of all time? I love it that both these icons released something like this in 2015. I definitely get my kicks from it and even in February I can still listen to this one...

Awwww



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So it's not at the bottom of the page.
 
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49. Illusion - 8
48. Fragile - 6
47. Cupid Boy - 10
46. Made Of Glass - 7
45. Wow - 9
44. Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love) - 7
43. Burning Up - 8
42. 2 Hearts - 7
41. Please Stay - 6
40. 100 Degrees - 4
 
Thank god 100 degrees left!
Good: yes, top 40 material: NO.

49. Illusion - 7
48. Fragile - 8
47. Cupid Boy - 8,5
46. Made Of Glass - 8
45. Wow - 8
44. Put Your Hands Up (If You Feel Love) - 9
43. Burning Up - 5,5
42. 2 Hearts - 10
41. Please Stay - 6,5
40. 100 Degrees - 6
 
Please Stay is boring and 100 Degrees is SO much less than the sum of its parts (so it sounds like absolute shit although it's really more in "just south of mediocre" territory), so good riddance.
 
Drag Queen flashmob on Bondi Beach!



This is amazing!! Ok the competitiveness at the start has been done a million times, but "Kylies" discrete "No" hand is brilliant, and then once we get to the flash mob on the beach! I demand The Minogue's recreate this for release this Christmas.

And "only" 40....come on people, this was done wrong!
 
So the campest Christmas song possibly of all time just missed the top 40? Shame, as would have liked it have snuck in a further places up but hey ho! And yes, I agree @Mikey1701 I am a Body Language stan, but even I admit Chocolate compared to what we've lost, has really outstayed it's welcome.
 
Can't believe the top 40 is finally upon us now!!! Speaking of top 40's, has anyone got a good list of what is her top 40 best selling singles to date? I've got a general idea of he biggest sellers of course, but am stumped what's nearer the bottom end (the massive flops obviously).
 
One for this morning and it saddens me...






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Love Affair 7.78

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Highest Score: 10 x 9 - @P'NutButter, @Jacques, @hawkings24, @nebojsa, @AlmostFamous, @Farnaby, @SophiaSophia, @Mikey1701, @Aester
Lowest Score: 4 x 6 - @VivaForever, @funkyg, @WhatKindOfKylie?, @Sprockrooster, @Up Down Suite, @Andsov



- Co-written by Kylie
- Criminally has never been performed live!


An enhanced "3D/HD" version?...



EastEnders fans...



Next best thing to Kylie?...






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Without a doubt one of my favourite Kylie songs, I've loved it since I first heard the Fever album. Yes it may sound very 2001 now, but to not even get a snippet on the Anti-Tour?! Gutting!


I'm so pleased you lot liked it enough to push it into the top 40!!


Donut is here for the chorus...

@mrdonut - Yes it’s dated somewhat but the chorus in this is totally brilliant.

While Corgi is here for the refrain...

@CorgiCorgiCorgi - Love the "I am only here for a little while / Would you like to take me out tonight" refrain.

Hawks loves everything!

@hawkings24 - I love everything about this song it’s so great wow omg.

WKOK doesn't hear the amazingness...

@WhatKindOfKylie? - I know lots of fans love this, and it's ok, but it is not really the dancefloor rush that many say it is. Just ok.

Is it 'Please Stay' is it 'Thank You' by Dido... or is it Ray's hearing failing?

@Ray - This is the “Butterfly” of this album. I’d like it a bit more if it didn’t rip off the melody of Dido’s “Thank You”. Actually when I listen now it sounds like “Please Stay” without the latin bits. Actually I’m going to knock a point off.
@AlmostFamous - banging, I love how it thuds on. Perfect fit for the album.

Chorus makes this single-worthy?

@One Stop Candy Shop - A very single worthy chorus.
@Mikey1701 - That chorus. Sleigh.

That line again!

@DJHazey - So instant for me and it that all revolves around "I am only here for a little while..."

Gaz hears "empty"...

@Pop Gaz - That driving beat again which is great, even if the song is a little empty. Another decent album track.
@RRS - This is a tune. The banging of the drum on the intro gets you excited, then a banging chorus. Divine.

Sums Fever up?

@2014 - So electric and exciting, sums up Fever as a whole.

IRJ hears this for the gem it is!

@idratherjack - This is where the album picks up at the end with bop after bop. Of course this being Kylie none of these were ever released and remain little gems for the fans.

Oh Andsov!

@Andsov - The 'Butterfly' of Fever. Overrated, and it doesn’t fit. I like the verses though, especially her voice, but the chorus is a massive let-down. The best part is when it ends. Literally, the little sigh is great.

Gorgeous world that would be Slo...

@SloMover - Sometimes I sit and wonder if the world would be any different if this was the second single to Fever instead of 'In Your Eyes'.

Remorque is into this "dark" track!

@Remorque - One of the darker tracks on the album. Kylie trying to seduce some poor sod paired with the combination of that beat and those crunching guitars (on a loop?) can’t really be bad, can it?

Should have been a single?...

@SophiaSophia - Should have been a single just amazing.


More later!
 
In hind sight I was a little harsh on Love Affair (although it still got a decent score), it has a bit of an IP vibe to it that should have won me over more. I think I was worried about scoring so many songs 8 or over...
 

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