The only song I'd actively remove from the show is Monday Blues, I just cannot get into it at all.
No-one asked but given the songs we have, I'd arrange them like this:
ACT I
1. Padam Padam
2. Timebomb
3. What Do I Have to Do
4. Can't Get You Out of My Head
ACT II
5. Lights Camera Action
6. Shocked
7. Edge of Saturday Night
8. last night i dreamt i fell in love
ACT III
9. Supernova
10. Come into My World
11. Good as Gone
12. Hold On to Now
13. All the Lovers
ACT IV
14. Spinning Around
15. Real Groove
16. Slow
17. Confide in Me
ACT V
18. Taboo (Interlude)
19. I Believe in You
20. Say Something
21. Things We Do for Love
ACT VI
22. Tension
23. In Your Eyes
24. Get Outta My Way
25. Where Does the DJ Go?
ACT VII
26. On a Night Like This
27. Better the Devil You Know
28. The Locomotion
ENCORE
29. Love at First Sight
30. Magic (replacing Monday Blues)
I'd also potentially put Act I as Act VII and move everything else up
Tension
In Your Eyes
Supernova
Speakerphone (Steve Anderson mix - shorter edit, no intro and outro)
Good as Gone
Breathe
A Second to Midnight interlude
Spinning Around
Shocked
What Do I Have to Do
On a Night Like This
Lost Without You
Love At First Sight
I Love It(featuring Cher and the House Gospel Choir)interlude
Things We Do For Love
One Last Kiss (demo or some other more...electronic mix)
Edge of Saturday Night (if valid musically, with the chorus of Skirt over the beat drop parts*)
Slow
Confide In Me
Skirt interlude (chorus replaced with the post-chorus of 10 out of 10 - "body, ten" etc)
Hold On To Now
Real Groove
Better The Devil You Know
Kiss of Life
The Locomotion
Taboo interlude
Say Something
All The Lovers
Someone For Me
Can't Get You Out of My Head
Dancing (disco-fied version)
Padam
*but the lyrics of the Skirt chorus are now like this:
"Tonight be my supernova, brightest of the stars
Tonight let me bask in your light, Jupiter and Mars
Tonight I'm yours, tonight we're one"
I never liked the original lyrics for this part and having it act like a callback to Supernova for this tour seems appropriate? I found it entertaining.
Last Night I Dreamt I Fell In Love is great, but feels like it would fulfill the same role as Someone For Me and Someone For Me is superior, so I didn't include Dreamt... It could replace A Second to Midnight, Kiss of Life, Real Groove or One Last Kiss, I guess (but it shouldn't).
If anything this is the Pension Tour
I love you
You watch 'Good As Gone' will be cut before the next date.
(Btw earlier I meant "oldies" as in old-songs, not old people xx)
As one of the few (fresh) highlights, you're probably right.
Some thoughts....Personally, I think the issues with the tour are threefold. Firstly, she has become a victim of her own success, in that she's raised expectations so high with past tours that people now expect constant innovation (me included), but maybe this tour should be seen as a "victory lap" rather than a groundbreaking reinvention.
Secondly, the tour feels overly light and hen night-esque, and could benefit from incorporating some darker, more serious songs to balance out the tone and elevate the highs, something Madonna does really well.
Thirdly, I think she needs to experiment with a new musical director, as the current arrangements have become predictable (and used many times before) and lost the creativity that Steve Anderson was initially praised for.
This is your best post in a while.If anything this is the Pension Tour
My PadamThis is your best post in a while.