Kylie: The Complete Discography Rate - Part. 1 The Albums+ (RESULTS! 2nd place & WINNER!)

What is your favourite Kylie era?

  • PWL Years: 1989-1993

    Votes: 21 14.8%
  • Deconstruction: 1994-1999

    Votes: 25 17.6%
  • Parlophone+: 2000-

    Votes: 96 67.6%

  • Total voters
    142
I still can't believe the fuss me giving a 0 to a song had caused! It's all personal preference.

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GBI (With Towa Tei) 7.83



Highest Score: 10 x 13 @Jóga, @m_dimitrov, @OSHi, @SlowGinFizzzz, @mrdonut, @hawkings24, @muddleddreams, @Andsov, @poshbabyyy, @VeryPSB, @abael, @unnameable, @Touchofmyhand
Lowest Score: 0 x 1 @Gnuh Gnuh





@mrdonut - 10 I seriously considered giving this majestically bonkers piece of techno/house my choice of 11. See, when Kylie does experimentation well, it’s fucking amazing – this is the polar opposite of Mr. President. I came upon this via late night telly on some smug music show back in the 90s with the hosts appearing to be in utter shock. That’s what art does, I guess. Before I die, I HAVE to experience dancing to this in a club.
@hawkings24 - 10 This is such a fun song I will literally never tire of it, the 2017 edit is fantastic as well!
@Andsov - 10 God I love Cool Kylie so much. I need this on Spotify now. ITS HERE!
@KingBruno - 8.5 Well, you could see this as the first step she took towards the techno-pop-flavoured sound that defined “Can’t Get You Out of My Head”. It’s one of her most revolutionary moments, as she would really start to lean towards leftfield pop territory from this moment onwards.





@Ugly Beauty - 8 I really dig the production, it's so...quirky.
@nanafan - 8 A fun extra. Kylie was experimenting at this time and this one worked well.
@CasperFan - 6 Fun and different
@Maki - 5.5 Error 404: Melody not found. Honestly, I just can't with songs that mainly feature sensual talking, but I appreciate the experimental approach to it. The intro is very Gwen Stefani. It's a cool song, just not for me, so I won't be harsh on it.
@Holly Something - 3 What the fuck is this song and video???
@Hudweiser - 3 Weirdly I remembered the video more than the track itself, had no memory of it sampling Deee-Lite. It's pants though.
@M24 - 2 Uhmm… why is Kylie a type of font?? WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND THIS SONG. Also, I'm going to pretend I never watched that cheap MV.


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I had completely forgotten GBI was in this. It's not in the Mr President horror show league, but no way did it deserve to last this long.
 
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GBI is one of my favourite Kylie songs, I forgot to mention it in my commentary but I was so close to giving it my DeCon 11. Giving it a 0 is probably just to do with maybe being deaf? Unsure but I'd see someone about that @Gnuh Gnuh teebs. Surely though with the amount of tracks left and how many people took part most of the exits will be 11s now?

I'm quite certain two of my 11s will fare well I just don't know about the other.
 
"GBI" was my lowest remaining score and it overstayed its welcome.
I love the production and find it amusing, but it's just not my thing (which is weird, since I'm almost always here for experimental Kylie). There's barely any song that I'll give a high score to, and which contains only spoken word.
I completely understand the appeal, though, especially since is one of her most unique releases.
 










































































































































































































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Drunk 7.88


Highest Score: 10 x 10 @SlowGinFizzzz, @aux, @mrdonut, @muddleddreams, @poshbabyyy, @abael, @SophiaSophia, @Ana Raquel, @Ramalama, @Touchofmyhand
Lowest Score: 1 x 1 @unnameable









@mrdonut - 10 One of my most played tracks when IP was released, you can feel the sense of frustration rising to the surface. When the production really gets going in the second verse – WIG
@MrJames - 9.5 Banger!
@Ugly Beauty - 9 I love how angry she sounds when she says "I'M NOOOT HAAPPYYY!!", relatable.
@Andsov - 8.5 Impossible Princess still is that album for me. Drunk is one of the weaker tracks, but I can't score it less than 8.5 - it's ace.
@M24 - 8 Finally a very electro track with a proper chorus! A more improved version of "Say Hey" imho.
@nanafan - 7.5 Another good BIR track. Rocky but still pop.

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Drunk, Say Hey and GBI are all good for what they are but I don't stan.

Fragile on the other hand is gorgeous and I am shocked I didn't give it a 10!

If I had rated the Xmas stuff I would have given Christmas Isn't Christmas a 10. Easily my favorite Kylie Holiday tune.
 

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