Kylie: The Complete Discography Rate - Part. 1 The Albums+ (RESULTS! 2nd place & WINNER!)
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In the top 30 I have:
3 11s
20 10s
4 9s
1 8
2 6s
3 11s
20 10s
4 9s
1 8
2 6s
I'm... gonna take a cute Top 30 for Cowboy Style and avoid complaining too much* but seeing Light fucking Years and the PWL album having more tracks left than any other album is a mess. The Bimbo gays are a danger to society.
I'll concede that the Rhythm Of Love singles are cute, especially compared to the horror show(s) that came before them, but if any of them breaks into the Top 10 there's no hope for the gays. "Timebomb" and "Kiss Me Once" are empty but at least are produced well I guess.
*ok I was lying
The fact that some people read "cowboy" and therefore think the song is country really shows that all she needed to do with Golden was put a guitar, a pair of boots and a saloon font in the mix to make y'all believe it's a remarkable album while it actually deflates after three tracks. Truly the weakest thing she's put out since Let's Get To It, my disdain for it grows bigger every day. Oh and "Lost Without You" might as well be one of the three tracks on Golden without a terrible twangy pastiche production dunked on top of it, but it still sounds like shit and had it been part of Aphrodite or Kiss Me Once, the albums it desperately tries to capture the sound of, y'all would have tanked it, but maybe this is still a conversation some are not ready to have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gotta say tho, I enjoy seeing the three Body Language singles reach the Top 30 and piss on the graves of the first two albums. Some of y'all tried it, but still failed. x
I'll concede that the Rhythm Of Love singles are cute, especially compared to the horror show(s) that came before them, but if any of them breaks into the Top 10 there's no hope for the gays. "Timebomb" and "Kiss Me Once" are empty but at least are produced well I guess.
*ok I was lying
The fact that some people read "cowboy" and therefore think the song is country really shows that all she needed to do with Golden was put a guitar, a pair of boots and a saloon font in the mix to make y'all believe it's a remarkable album while it actually deflates after three tracks. Truly the weakest thing she's put out since Let's Get To It, my disdain for it grows bigger every day. Oh and "Lost Without You" might as well be one of the three tracks on Golden without a terrible twangy pastiche production dunked on top of it, but it still sounds like shit and had it been part of Aphrodite or Kiss Me Once, the albums it desperately tries to capture the sound of, y'all would have tanked it, but maybe this is still a conversation some are not ready to have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gotta say tho, I enjoy seeing the three Body Language singles reach the Top 30 and piss on the graves of the first two albums. Some of y'all tried it, but still failed. x
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Scream.
Cowboy Style is my favorite track on Impossible Princess (after Did It Again). That Celtic production is amazing and shows the diversity of sounds found on the album.
I thought briefly of giving it my Decon 11 but it went to another track.
I thought briefly of giving it my Decon 11 but it went to another track.
It had overstayed it's welcome about 40 songs ago!
I was about to say it's basically her (Madonna's) Celebration. It's competent and a bop, but just empty. Far from an essential song.
I thought Dancing might have done a bit better too, especially since it’s her most recent lead. I like how the lyrics touch on death but in a lighter way, which could be missed. The morbid thought does cross my mind that in many years to come when Kylie eventually dies Dancing would be the last song they play when making a montage of her life and career.
Cowboy Style was another top find for me in this rate. I listened to all of the album earlier and what a song, what an album.
Cowboy Style was another top find for me in this rate. I listened to all of the album earlier and what a song, what an album.
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So i was Wows sole 11 and I ain't ashamed, I absolutely adore it. It was the standout song for me when I first listened to X and it's still my favourite, when a song is instant to me and I never ever get sick of it I know it's special to me.
Also @WhatKindOfKylie? did you just give a blanket score of 10 to everything?? El oh el...
Out of those left in the rate, I'd like to see this as the top 10 in no particular order.
Better The Devil You Know
Shocked
What Do I Have To Do?
Step Back In Time
Timebomb
Breathe
Put Yourself In My Place
Into The Blue
The One
Chocolate
Also @WhatKindOfKylie? did you just give a blanket score of 10 to everything?? El oh el...
Out of those left in the rate, I'd like to see this as the top 10 in no particular order.
Better The Devil You Know
Shocked
What Do I Have To Do?
Step Back In Time
Timebomb
Breathe
Put Yourself In My Place
Into The Blue
The One
Chocolate
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The Xmas songs aren’t included in the countdown. They’re just revealed where they WOULD have fallen if they were included.
I didn't give that song a 10 though it is better than several of the remaining songs.
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Oh, fair enough. It'll still be a scream if it does finish in the Top 3, even if it technically doesn't count.
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I'm... gonna take a cute Top 30 for Cowboy Style and avoid complaining too much* but seeing Light fucking Years and the PWL album having more tracks left than any other album is a mess. The Bimbo gays are a danger to society.
I'll concede that the Rhythm Of Love singles are cute, especially compared to the horror show(s) that came before them, but if any of them breaks into the Top 10 there's no hope for the gays. "Timebomb" and "Kiss Me Once" are empty but at least are produced well I guess.
*ok I was lying
The fact that some people read "cowboy" and therefore think the song is country really shows that all she needed to do with Golden was put a guitar, a pair of boots and a saloon font in the mix to make y'all believe it's a remarkable album while it actually deflates after three tracks. Truly the weakest thing she's put out since Let's Get To It, my disdain for it grows bigger every day. Oh and "Lost Without You" might as well be one of the three tracks on Golden without a terrible twangy pastiche production dunked on top of it, but it still sounds like shit and had it been part of Aphrodite or Kiss Me Once, the albums it desperately tries to capture the sound of, y'all would have tanked it, but maybe this is still a conversation some are not ready to have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gotta say tho, I enjoy seeing the three Body Language singles reach the Top 30 and piss on the graves of the first two albums. Some of y'all tried it, but still failed. x
I'm... gonna take a cute Top 30 for Cowboy Style and avoid complaining too much* but seeing Light fucking Years and the PWL album having more tracks left than any other album is a mess. The Bimbo gays are a danger to society.
I'll concede that the Rhythm Of Love singles are cute, especially compared to the horror show(s) that came before them, but if any of them breaks into the Top 10 there's no hope for the gays. "Timebomb" and "Kiss Me Once" are empty but at least are produced well I guess.
*ok I was lying
The fact that some people read "cowboy" and therefore think the song is country really shows that all she needed to do with Golden was put a guitar, a pair of boots and a saloon font in the mix to make y'all believe it's a remarkable album while it actually deflates after three tracks. Truly the weakest thing she's put out since Let's Get To It, my disdain for it grows bigger every day. Oh and "Lost Without You" might as well be one of the three tracks on Golden without a terrible twangy pastiche production dunked on top of it, but it still sounds like shit and had it been part of Aphrodite or Kiss Me Once, the albums it desperately tries to capture the sound of, y'all would have tanked it, but maybe this is still a conversation some are not ready to have. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gotta say tho, I enjoy seeing the three Body Language singles reach the Top 30 and piss on the graves of the first two albums. Some of y'all tried it, but still failed. x
Maybe Kylie’s just not for you after all?