I don't actually mind that original rap too.
Kylie: The Complete Discography Rate - Part. 1 The Albums+ (RESULTS! 2nd place & WINNER!)
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#notsorry for tanking Dreams...I genuinely don't know what you all see in it.
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I thought I would handle losing a string of 10s well, but I'm not happy with Dreams, another 11, going out before the top 20!
Dancing - 6.5 A decent lead single even if this nonentity of a chorus remains underwhelming. The pre chorus is where it’s at and should have been used as the template.
Cowboy Style - 10 Who came up with the idea of mixing trip-hop with country? This still blows my mind. If I were to recommend Kylie Minogue to someone with negative preconceptions, I can’t think of a better introduction to her “indie” side.
In My Arms - 10 I miss hearing this everywhere I go on a daily basis. From the vocals, to the production, Calvin and Kylie did that.
Chocolate - 10 Perhaps one of her best songs? It’s a throwback to her R&B adjacent sound explored in the 90’s but with a modern and atmospheric twist. The production is outstanding.
Dancing - 6.5 A decent lead single even if this nonentity of a chorus remains underwhelming. The pre chorus is where it’s at and should have been used as the template.
Cowboy Style - 10 Who came up with the idea of mixing trip-hop with country? This still blows my mind. If I were to recommend Kylie Minogue to someone with negative preconceptions, I can’t think of a better introduction to her “indie” side.
In My Arms - 10 I miss hearing this everywhere I go on a daily basis. From the vocals, to the production, Calvin and Kylie did that.
Chocolate - 10 Perhaps one of her best songs? It’s a throwback to her R&B adjacent sound explored in the 90’s but with a modern and atmospheric twist. The production is outstanding.
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Chocolate out already?? What is wrong with you all??? Please let Slow get into the Top 10 where it deserves to be!!
How did I miss Dreams and Cowboy Style being eliminated? Two of Kylie's absolute best ever songs? Like, objectively? I hate it here.
I literally wouldn't be a Kylie stan if it hadn't been for these songs.
I literally wouldn't be a Kylie stan if it hadn't been for these songs.
We really are reaching the meaty part of the rate now...
Your Disco Needs You 8.77
Highest Score: 11 x 5 @Adora Day, @maverick_79, @WoW73, @Robert, @Markus1981
10 x 31 @One Stop Candy Shop, @Jóga, @WhatKindOfKylie?, @Sprockrooster, @m_dimitrov, @SinceYouTookYourPopAway, @OSHi, @ABoy’sGot2Suffer4Fashion, @Fuchsia, @DJHazey, @mrdonut, @Reboot, @madgemad, @Andsov, @tylerc904, @Phonetics Boy, @GimmeWork, @IntoTheBlue, @AGiantSheep, @CasperFan, @letuinmybackdoor, @Robsolete,
@Aester, @unnameable, @SophiaSophia, @M24, @Ana Raquel,
@Ramalama, @Remorque, @Gnuh Gnuh, @Maki
Lowest Score: 1 x 1 @Hurricane Drunk
@Sprockrooster - 10 Call me a faggot. But yes, I stan.
@Andsov - 10 It's a monster and a legend and will never die.
@CasperFan - 10 An anthem and rightly so-should have been a number 1 for 10 weeks-a pop injustice that it only had a limited single release-but I guess that hasn’t stopped it becoming a classic. Oh and of course the opera bit at the end is everything live!
@mrdonut - 10 ASS
@M24 -10 Ultimate gay anthem. That marching sound gives me life. Also, that middle-8 with so much french!! J'adore. Can't understand why it's not more popular among fans.
@Untouchable Ace - 9.5 Really just the best thing.
@Hudweiser - 9 Whoever blocked this from being an international single needs destroying. I get they were trying to steer her away from her camper sound, but dammit if the gays weren't the ones who kept the candle burning through the wilderness years, only for the label to pretty much deny us this moment. The Almighty mix would be a 10.
@nanafan - 9 Gay anthem alert. The Almighty mix is fantastic. A bit overplayed but still great.
@Holly Something - 9 This is not the version I like.
@hawkings24 - 6 The album version pales in comparison to the Casino mix, which is a 10.
@KingBruno - 5.5 This ... has always sounded like a parody of stereotyped pop music to me. They know damn well how trite these lyrics are. But hey, as long as it is catchy, I guess? Ugh.
@Verandi - 2 A couple of times in my life I was able to almost enjoy this abomination, probably because I was laughing at it. So gay and so very terrible that I'm now sure it was born as performance art. There's no other explanation for this. Admittedly I've never listened to this one while doing poppers and being ruined by a hot sweaty bear in the club but... It's not on my to-do list for now tbh.
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Your Disco Needs You 8.77
Highest Score: 11 x 5 @Adora Day, @maverick_79, @WoW73, @Robert, @Markus1981
10 x 31 @One Stop Candy Shop, @Jóga, @WhatKindOfKylie?, @Sprockrooster, @m_dimitrov, @SinceYouTookYourPopAway, @OSHi, @ABoy’sGot2Suffer4Fashion, @Fuchsia, @DJHazey, @mrdonut, @Reboot, @madgemad, @Andsov, @tylerc904, @Phonetics Boy, @GimmeWork, @IntoTheBlue, @AGiantSheep, @CasperFan, @letuinmybackdoor, @Robsolete,
@Aester, @unnameable, @SophiaSophia, @M24, @Ana Raquel,
@Ramalama, @Remorque, @Gnuh Gnuh, @Maki
Lowest Score: 1 x 1 @Hurricane Drunk
@Sprockrooster - 10 Call me a faggot. But yes, I stan.
@Andsov - 10 It's a monster and a legend and will never die.
@CasperFan - 10 An anthem and rightly so-should have been a number 1 for 10 weeks-a pop injustice that it only had a limited single release-but I guess that hasn’t stopped it becoming a classic. Oh and of course the opera bit at the end is everything live!
@mrdonut - 10 ASS
@M24 -10 Ultimate gay anthem. That marching sound gives me life. Also, that middle-8 with so much french!! J'adore. Can't understand why it's not more popular among fans.
@Untouchable Ace - 9.5 Really just the best thing.
@Hudweiser - 9 Whoever blocked this from being an international single needs destroying. I get they were trying to steer her away from her camper sound, but dammit if the gays weren't the ones who kept the candle burning through the wilderness years, only for the label to pretty much deny us this moment. The Almighty mix would be a 10.
@nanafan - 9 Gay anthem alert. The Almighty mix is fantastic. A bit overplayed but still great.
@Holly Something - 9 This is not the version I like.
@hawkings24 - 6 The album version pales in comparison to the Casino mix, which is a 10.
@KingBruno - 5.5 This ... has always sounded like a parody of stereotyped pop music to me. They know damn well how trite these lyrics are. But hey, as long as it is catchy, I guess? Ugh.
@Verandi - 2 A couple of times in my life I was able to almost enjoy this abomination, probably because I was laughing at it. So gay and so very terrible that I'm now sure it was born as performance art. There's no other explanation for this. Admittedly I've never listened to this one while doing poppers and being ruined by a hot sweaty bear in the club but... It's not on my to-do list for now tbh.
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Finally.
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Finally!
Your Disco Needs You - 9. I used to cringe at this but have grown to love it over the years. I usually hate kitchen sink production but this song is so ridiculous it works for me. The first verse is one of my favourite Kylie lyrics. Plus I'm always here for Opera and/or French in a pop song.
When I saw the tag I just knew it’d be this 11 based on some of the previous comments. I don’t understand how anyone could not love this, such a fun and carefree song. I actually prefer the album version to the Casino mix. Maybe I need to hear it more. It’s my most played Kylie song too. It definitely deserved to be higher.
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I love 36 of you ... and hate the rest of you. Bastards!
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Your Disco Needs You - 3 It’s super camp, but in all the wrong ways to me. It comes across as pastiche and way too kitsch, despite the lyrical theme. It’s all about the execution. I know people will drag me for this, and that kitsch isn’t necessarily a negative word, but I really can’t get into it, despite countless tries. I always dread it when I watch one of her concerts. Perhaps I need to get out of my shell and experience it in a club to change my mind nn.
