Kylie: The Complete Discography Rate - Part. 1 The Albums+ (RESULTS! 2nd place & WINNER!)
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I understand everything that people dislike about "My Secret Heart," and I think I gave it a pretty low score during the last rate, but somehow it's wormed its way into my heart over the years. I think it's because the instrumental sounds like some of the scene-transition music they use on The Golden Girls. It has an old-lady charm to it.
Oh God, I'm the highest scorer on the first track to leave. I've a feeling my voting may end up wildly different to the majority - when I relistened to Impossible Princess I really had difficulty finding album tracks I enjoyed.
It's odd that I kind of like "Secret Heart", but absolutely don't care for it. Anyways, let's keep culling the weak/average tracks from her early albums.
"Tell Tale Signs" is low-key one of my favourites from "Enjoy Yourself" (just checked, and it's my second highest score from that album, oop).
Ready for another?...
Absolutely Anything And Anything At All 3.63
Highest Score: 7.5 x 1 @Ana Raquel
Lowest Score: 0 x 1 @SophiaSophia
@Maki - 6 I was expecting to hate this, but it isn't bad at all. Actually, I like it. It gets annoying rather quickly, of course, and the breakdown in the second verse is awful, although there are some pretty good bits.
@Ugly Beauty - 5 What kind of children's show theme song nonsense?
@M24 - 2.5 It's cute! I absolutely don't see the hate for it.
@hawkings24 - 2 No, just no
@Andsov - 1 AAAAAAA is one of the worst things ever put on record.
@mrdonut - 1 Hell
@nanafan - 0.5 This is awful. I would have been embarrassed to release it, has a tune at least.
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Absolutely Anything And Anything At All 3.63
Highest Score: 7.5 x 1 @Ana Raquel
Lowest Score: 0 x 1 @SophiaSophia
@Maki - 6 I was expecting to hate this, but it isn't bad at all. Actually, I like it. It gets annoying rather quickly, of course, and the breakdown in the second verse is awful, although there are some pretty good bits.
@Ugly Beauty - 5 What kind of children's show theme song nonsense?
@M24 - 2.5 It's cute! I absolutely don't see the hate for it.
@hawkings24 - 2 No, just no
@Andsov - 1 AAAAAAA is one of the worst things ever put on record.
@mrdonut - 1 Hell
@nanafan - 0.5 This is awful. I would have been embarrassed to release it, has a tune at least.
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This is the worst song Kylie has put her name to in recent years it’s completely insipid.
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Losing a 1 (Secret Heart) and a forgettable extra is a great start!
he/him
Thank god for that
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Similarly to "Secret Heart", "Absolutely Anything And Anything At All" is another song that I don't hate, yet really don't care for, either. Yeah, it's cringey and annoying, but it's literally made for a comedy/children's movie (and the chorus is very cute).
The hate surrounding it is too much.
Speaking of annoying songs, I hope that poor attempt of "The Loco-Motion" leaves quickly.
The hate surrounding it is too much.
This. Like, it's not that she released it as a lead single for her album or something. The song serves its purpose and it's average.
Speaking of annoying songs, I hope that poor attempt of "The Loco-Motion" leaves quickly.
Am I going to go on record as the person who found the inoffensive stuff enjoyable?
I actually didn't mind this one when it first came out. Saw the light though eventually and it's now long been booted out my Kylie music library.
I don't think the Enjoy Yourself ballads will last long.