Kylie: The Complete Discography Rate - Part. 2 "B-Sides & Rarities" (RESULTS - WINNER!)

[Ugly Beauty]

Solid first exits...although I don't think Chiggy Wiggy is that bad.

Monkey Man - 0 - burn it, I know this is for toddlers but still burn it.
The Magic Roundabout - 3 - well, it's not as HEINOUS as Monkey Man..

Her cover of Physical should evacuate next.

 

[roblognick]

I quite like Chiggy Wiggy and scored it 7, I don’t hate Monkey Man and scored it 6. The Magic Roundabout is just one of those things that happened. I listened to it once. It serves its purpose and its existence for the purpose of the film is fine. I gave it a 4.

The fact that Physical is in over these songs is a travesty. Honestly the worst thing Kylie has EVER done.

 

[Adora Day]

I gave The Magic Roundabout 5. It's a jaunty little song with quite a catchy chorus.

Same. It’s a kids song I could enjoy unlike Monkey Man

 

[elektroxx]

This is best when watched with the video which is bonkers fun with hot dancers.

I definitely agree that "Chiggy Wiggy" works better in a visual medium than solely an audio medium. I'd never listen to the song, but I'd happily watch that clip from Blue because of how bonkers it is. I love Bollywood films for that.

 

[elektroxx]

Also, can one of the songs that I gave a zero leave next? I do have the sneaking suspicion that they won't be leaving any time soon though, because I imagine some fans stan the tracks that I gave zeros.

 

[Maki]

Oh, I didn't expect "The Magic Roundabout" to leave so early, especially considering some of the collabs/covers are still in. The first song I can say ended up a bit underrated. I gave it a 6.5 since it's very cute and has a great chorus, despite being overly childish (then again, that's its purpose). There are plenty of worse songs than it.

"We Are One" should've left at this point, so hopefully it's the next elimination.

 

[WhatKindOfKylie?]

Pretty fine with that last one going too.

 

[P'NutButter]

Glad To Be Alive 3.96


Highest Score: 6.5 x 3 @AllGagaLike, @Markus1981, @Maki
Lowest Score: 0 x 2 @WhatKindOfKylie?, @letuinmybackdoor


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[elektroxx]

"Glad To Be Alive" didn't deserve to be out this soon. It's fine. It's not great, nor is it terrible. It honestly wouldn't sound out of place on her debut album.

 

[WhatKindOfKylie?]

I stan early years Kylie until the end of time... but this song is just a no.

 

[roblognick]

And winner for worst lyrics to a song ever goes too... Glad To Be Alive!

I scored this a 5. I think I kind of enjoy singing along with the terrible lyrics.

 

[Maki]

Not gonna lie, I gasped after seeing I was mentioned. But only to turn out it's:

Highest Score: 6.5 x 3 @AllGagaLike, @Markus1981, @Maki

This has to be the record for the lowest high score in rates, right? Hilarious and impressive at the same time.

Anyways, even though the lyrics are bad and the production is very bare-bones, there's something averagely pleasant about "Glad to Be Alive" and I don't mind the tune at all. At least Kylie's not shouting like on some of the other PWL B-sides. It's moderately catchy, actually, and there are definitely weaker songs still waiting to be booted. Then again, it's my third lowest score from the PWL years and not necessarily a loss.

Here's my comment on "Glad to Be Alive", since I forgot that I wrote it:
~ Don't really get why this one got so much hate in the PWL rate. It's cute. Very disposable and demo-ish, but cute.

 

[SlowGinFizzzz]

Definitely wasn't expecting my 4 to be among the higher scores ddd.

Not every brand-new hat deserves to be worn, Kylie Ann! Did this song somehow predict the cover atrocities that were yet to come?

Spoiler

 

[P'NutButter]

It's the hat matching with the jacket collar that kills me.

 

[MilesAngel]

Glad To Be Alive - 5.5. One or two lyrics are cringey and the production sounds a bit cheap. However the melody is actually good and with a bit more polish it could get higher points. I really like the guitar solo and the synths before it.

 

[Andsov]

I gave the Magic Roundabout an 8? Haha, I must've been drunk. I think it's good for a kids song though, as is Lazy.

Glad to be Alive is indeed one of her worst songs, but it's also the incredibly studid baby sister that you just can't help but like a little (not talking about Dannii).

 

[AllGagaLike]

What a scream, I was worried I’d lose a favourite after being tagged. Was not expecting to be highest scorer for that!

 

[P'NutButter]

We Are One (With Verbal) 4.3


Highest Score: 7.5 x 2 @AllGagaLike, @Daniel_O
Lowest Score: 0 x 1 @Womanizer




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[Robert]

I feel like all the right songs are going at the moment, except Chiggy Wiggy which I would've kept around longer.

I gave We are One a 1, which seemed fitting.

 

[Maki]

"We Are One" is in my bottom 3 songs of this rate, so it's good to see it leave so early. Kylie's parts are cute, but Verbal's incredibly bland and 'transparent' voice ruins it. The rap parts are so monotonous and boring to listen to, so that it actually makes the chorus more memorable. The said chorus basic as hell and gets rather annoying, and the outro may be my favourite part, so I ended up giving this song a 5.
A throwaway charity single.