Here at The Psycho, we take pride in our dedication to groundbreaking investigative journalism. Our publication has obtained exclusive damning evidence indicating the totality of posters pretending to not feel Rain on Me (and let me tell you, girls, you're very shit actresses, although I admit "IT'D BE BETTER AS A SOLO ARIANA SONG!!!" and "NOT EVEN DAISIES IS THAT BASIC!!!" made me piss myself laughing because I love nonsensical humour) are in fact Russian plants hired by the white males of the energy industry to undermine the process of feminist liberation and ecological repurposing of rainwater Gaga and Ariana have bravely initiated. Here at The Psycho, the consensus around the duet is total and uncontestable: swelling with the juice of life, it is the best thing to happen to both mainstream and avant-garde music since Brandy updated her videography on YouTube last October. You better finish your vodka, pack your heroin and go back to your dormitory district in Novosibirsk, Dmitry Aleksandrovich, because the jig is up. THE REVOLUTION OF KINDNESS CANNOT BE STOPPED.