Screaming at a snack as bland and unexciting as Oreos being the sole contributor in the creation of Dady Maga.
All the things she's tried to sell us this year... Klarna, makeup, watches, perfume, Joe Biden, cookies. I can't.
Also, you can do an engaging and satisfying campaign without necessarily doing, like, loads of stuff. Just ask Beyoncé. She did about 5 performances each for BEYONCÉ and Lemonade, alongside a couple of interviews and a few magazine covers, but because it was all excellent it didn’t matter that there wasn’t a tonne of material. Gaga needs to take a leaf out of Beyoncé’s book. There’s a middle ground between being worked into the ground like the ARTPOP days and doing one performance and two interviews for an entire campaign.
Yeah.. Absolutely no one cares about her taking distance from fans or social media. You can fully promote an album if you develop a campaign, just like you can fully post about your sponsorships. She just really let the ball drop. Every fun moment of the era was actually a fairwell (dd). Stupid Love - Silence. *Delay* Rain On Me - silence. VMAs + Radio Show (ooh, two things) - Silence. 911 - Silence.
Nobody gives a fuck that she isn't tweeting. The problem is that all she does tweet is merciless cash grabs.
I completely forgot about that mess. Did Asia chew her way through her pocketbook? Where are the standards?
Did we want cherry cola, fruit punch, limeade or waffle and syrup Oreos? The weird flavors are kind of a thing I suppose.
