Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Babylon, Aug 15, 2012.
To be fair, I imagine voyeurs probably feel like they are living through their golden age right now.
Does being pissed on from a distance still count as social distancing? Asking for a friend @Jacques
I hate this thread.
I would love to make out and cuddle with someone right about now.
And then get the D.
But have you douched?
I wanna let you know that I haven't had any horror stories.
Sex in itself is a horror story.
This thread should get made into a reality show. There will be humor, topless arguments and jacuzzi water infections.
The only Golden Hours I’m having until lockdown is over are Kacey’s xx
Let's not forget the outrageous lies some like to tell
Never douched a day in my life. Never needed to. Too blessed to be expressed.
It’s because you’re all young spring chickens with perfectly healthy and robust digestive systems. Just you wait...
I just wait a few days after I eat hot/spicy/super filling foods ddd.
Y'all think your shit don't stink, and it shows.
Me for the past three years.
Evacuate your asshole
ddd I had this saved before your buttholes got tight BUT one thing that becomes very apparent as you traverse from your mid-twenties onwards as a queer person is the very distinct divergence of your life from your straight peers. The reasons for that are many, and teebs I'm not tiew interested in psychoanalysing them, apart from the fact that it comes down to them having an easier ride in life that requires less or no self-questioning on an existential level, so they double down on that.
Regardless, you do end up realising that all the interests, hobbies and fancies which you might think are silly and stupid actually give your life a lot of meaning in ways that are increasingly more foundational and emotionally resonant. I mean, this entire place is proof of how what is considered a niche and derisive interest by many is something which brings so much joy and connection to anyone who partakes. The whole Life Achievements box-ticking that straights do (marriage, mortgage, promotions, kids and so on) is really their version of interests and hobbies, and even when they do have genuine (and horrid) interests and hobbies, they are to paper over the cracks of those 'achievements'. And ultimately, these things don't make them happy or fulfilled, because that sort of very material accomplishment is always prone to collapse.
So, I dunno, indulge in pop music and ooky spooky collectables and sexy fun adventures and whatever else floats your faggy boats. You'll end up being happier and more fulfilled and just... better.
Anywé, as you were with your tragic sphincters.
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