Liam Payne - LP1 (a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception!)

This actually reads like something Tr*mp would say. Grim.

 

Lovely photoshoot. Need more of those released each week ahead of the album instead of trash Christmas songs.

And I'm not foolish enough to read a 1D interview.

 

He was drunk on tequila.

 

Say what you want, but he's utterly gorgeous.

 

He gets more naked with every flop single!

Imagine the photos we will get when the album sales are posted.

 

Yeah, I was reading most of it kind of wondering how Cheryl and his son played into his life, struggles, and "recovery" post-1D, but maybe they've agreed to not discuss it.

 

I honestly hate the way Liam Payne talks about other 1D's members music - always with this condescending tone like he is the only one being really true to his inner vibe bro with his generic demo tracks. He's ridiculous.

 

Well he spoke about his son recently, saying he can go weeks without seeing him. So it's not like the subject is always off limits

 

I'm still kind of shook at the blatant alcohol admission and the "I gave it up for a year so I can stop anytime I want now but I need it to be social" manner he seems to possess. Like, that ain't healthy bruh.

 

He truly has one facial expression.

 

Works for me.

 

He isn't smizing at all.

 

Can't wait for the album promo week pics.

 

First time in my life I've wanted to be a woman's abdomen.

 

I always thought no one could ever top the dumb things Lee Ryan from Blue said over the years but Liam is right there with him. Every time I hear him talk, I think "what a tool". The music is so bland it hurts, I can't really say who is worse, him or Louis, the Liam Gallagher wannabe, ugh!

 

Not Liam Payne having y'all wanting to be curtains and Stella Maxwell's abdomen.

 

The app idea already had me rolling my eyeballs, but the stupid just kept coming.