Liam Payne - LP1 (a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception!)

All his former band members are doing better than him, except Louis Tomlinson since he hasn't got an album out yet.

 

But were they separate transactions tough? He would need it.

 

I assume it crashed out of the Top 200 then?

 

Liam when the label told him he sold 2.5 million albums

 

Is he talking to himself?

 

Is he a fish?

 

Is he ok?

 

LP1 is the fish

 

Is it me or is his head disproportionally large for his torso? Especially for someone who’s supposed to be ripped.

 

Oh...did he see this tweet and think that number meant 2.5 million?

 

Is this a precursor to his OnlyF*ns account?

 

The fish smells.

 

watch him do a covers/Christmas album next

 

But his Christmas song also already flopped.

Spoiler

 

https://m.hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=319805&title=

Louis Tomlinson (SYCO/Arista) 35-45k, 30-35k



4x to 5x more. Why is Homophobe Liam Payne flopping like a fish out of water so delicious?

 

Again, it doesn’t help he was the only one of the boys to ignore the concept of a tour bundle.

 

Oh my GOD.

 

The only thing Liam has going for him is his streaming numbers for some of the singles. I am surprised that Louis is selling more copies of the album though. That 2 year wait for Liam's album killed his chances (along with the reviews, his interviews, the naff image etc).