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Liam Payne - LP1 (a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception!)

Discussion in 'Comeback corner' started by MarlonBrando86, Jan 10, 2016.

  1. Is he talking to himself?
  2. Is he a fish?
  3. Mvnl

    Mvnl Staff Member

    Does he wish the fish a 'well'?
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  4. LP1 is the fish
  5. kal


    Is it me or is his head disproportionally large for his torso? Especially for someone who’s supposed to be ripped.
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  6. Oh...did he see this tweet and think that number meant 2.5 million?
  7. Is this a precursor to his OnlyF*ns account?
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  8. The fish smells.
  9. watch him do a covers/Christmas album next
  10. But his Christmas song also already flopped.

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    Louis Tomlinson (SYCO/Arista) 35-45k, 30-35k

    4x to 5x more. Why is Homophobe Liam Payne flopping like a fish out of water so delicious?
  12. Again, it doesn’t help he was the only one of the boys to ignore the concept of a tour bundle.
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  14. The only thing Liam has going for him is his streaming numbers for some of the singles. I am surprised that Louis is selling more copies of the album though. That 2 year wait for Liam's album killed his chances (along with the reviews, his interviews, the naff image etc).
  15. And release his album on one of the busiest / most competitive weeks of the year, right before Christmas. I mean, you just wouldn’t buy someone *that* for Christmas.
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  16. I imagine Urban Outfitters will eventually have to move his vinyl into the home & decor sale section because they’d have better luck getting rid of them as placemats.
    (They actually did this to Jesse McCartney skskksks)
  17. ohnostalgia

    ohnostalgia Staff Member

    It’s not a surprise that Louis outsold Liam, but I’m still laughing.
  18. I am surprised that they opted for a Q4 release when LP1 makes much more sense in any other quarter. If only Liam had been wary of Adele like every other popstar last Q4.
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