Liam Payne - LP1 (a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception!)

Is he talking to himself?

 

Is he a fish?

 

Is he ok?

 

LP1 is the fish

 

Is it me or is his head disproportionally large for his torso? Especially for someone who’s supposed to be ripped.

 

Oh...did he see this tweet and think that number meant 2.5 million?

 

Is this a precursor to his OnlyF*ns account?

 

The fish smells.

 

watch him do a covers/Christmas album next

 

But his Christmas song also already flopped.

Spoiler

 

https://m.hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=319805&title=

Louis Tomlinson (SYCO/Arista) 35-45k, 30-35k



4x to 5x more. Why is Homophobe Liam Payne flopping like a fish out of water so delicious?

 

Again, it doesn’t help he was the only one of the boys to ignore the concept of a tour bundle.

 

Oh my GOD.

 

The only thing Liam has going for him is his streaming numbers for some of the singles. I am surprised that Louis is selling more copies of the album though. That 2 year wait for Liam's album killed his chances (along with the reviews, his interviews, the naff image etc).

 

And release his album on one of the busiest / most competitive weeks of the year, right before Christmas. I mean, you just wouldn’t buy someone *that* for Christmas.

 

I imagine Urban Outfitters will eventually have to move his vinyl into the home & decor sale section because they’d have better luck getting rid of them as placemats.
(They actually did this to Jesse McCartney skskksks)

 

I am surprised that they opted for a Q4 release when LP1 makes much more sense in any other quarter. If only Liam had been wary of Adele like every other popstar last Q4.