Liam Payne - LP1 (a terrible pop album, but very effective contraception!)

Someone hired Liam Payne for their party dddddddd (festas de 15 anos are pretty similar to quinceañeras)

 

I mean, I can’t say it wasn’t me. Look, it’s been a tough month… I deserve a treat for myself.

 

His MLM era

 

Fucking hell, these bloody NFTs, they’re bleeding into everything! I suppose he’s only adding another reason it ignore him.

 

I don't exactly frequently this thread, so the SCREAM I let out just now when I saw it under 'Comeback Corner', I just, I-

 

The way I will never read this as multi level marketing.

 

From Welsh, to Irish, to American?

Girrrl that accent and that drivel.

 

The accents, the jaw, the speed he talks, the WAY he talks, the whole thing is weird

 

Entering his Joss Stone era, but with less success.

 

It's serving Sky Ferreira at the Pitchfork Festival 2013 but without the good songs.

 

The accent is one thing but the "I'm gonna be honest with you.. *name drop one*,*name drop two*, *name drop three*, *name drop four*...".

 

Why is he channeling Matt Goss?

 

Am surprised he got invited.

 

“We had just sold out Madison Square Garden”

The second hand embarrassment I felt.

 

Cocaine, baby!

 

That interview was....bizarre.

 

This is why you should never do press as you’re LEAVING a party.

 

This has been streamed over three million times in less than a day. His singles can't relate!

 

That poor interviewer. Halfway through he must have thought 'what the fuck is happening?'...