Leave Geidi Primes alone!
#50
ZOAL, FACE DANCER
6.361111111
My Score: 7.5
(@Cutlery: 10) HIGHEST V. LOWEST (@Untouchable Ace: 3)
Yas, Grimes! Give me that apathetic bop that I love. She sounds so bored here but to wonderful effect. Her hollow-eyed delivery, along with that repetitive, strangely ska-like instrumental, combines to make something that feels very odd and very unique. Only a song with this kind of conviction in its own nonchalance can make lyrics like “Everybody thinks that I’m boring/Many people think I’ve got no clue” work. And despite the lack of fucks that this song gives, it’s pretty catchy? This is easily one of the strongest on the debut.
According to
caladan (8), the Zoal are the true queens of re-invention: “A little monotone, but still good. What is Zoal? Just a species of shapeshifting humanoids from the Dune universe.” Your faves could
never. Mirwais Ahmadzai (8) gets a bit…dirty: “*bops in Eastern European or something* Face dance indeed. Definitely a Geidi Primes standout.” How do you bop in Eastern European? Like this?
Back to our regularly scheduled program.
Trouble in Paradise (8) makes an astute observation: “Her voice is so much closer and more vulnerable than I’m used to. The production is definitely a little too “first self produced album.” It’s still a great love song, which is almost disarming in her discography.” She doesn’t really have that many love songs relatively to other pop singers, does she?
Satyress (7) speaks to the song’s timelessness: “Sounds like an old song remixed. Retro and modern.” Meanwhile, the face dancers haunt
Earth Intruder’s (6.5) Spotify: “This always comes on my spotify shuffle. It's ok I guess.” Did the song infect you with its apathy?
Cutlery (10), on the other hand, is anything but apathetic: “I can argue this is the one true highlight from this debut! From the sarcastic and careless “Everyone thinks that I'm boring / Everybody knows that I'm a [bitch]” to the strangely sweet lines “When you touch my arm I know you love me / When you say my name I know I care”, this is a fun pop experiment that really stands out in the tracklist despite being one of the more subtle songs, I very much cherish it!” The subtleties are not lost on
Xanax (7), who says, “One of the strongest melodies on Geidi Primes in my opinion. Love the contrast between the driving beat and her very lifeless vocal delivery. The vocal-echoing adds a nice touch to this, its almost as if you’re confronted by many thoughts at once.” But enough about my existential crises. Moving on…
constanino (7.5) loves a
tune: “Another pretty, eery cut. On an album full of meandering and free-flowing songs, I appreciate the driving melody.” The album might be lo-fi, but that doesn’t stop
Remorque (6.5) from detecting a mixing/mastering issue: “This would have gotten a point higher if it didn't have that muffled production going on in the background. This isn't entirely unenjoyable, but it takes a while to be appreciated.” It does kind of shapeshift into something deeper and more beautiful, doesn’t it?
YouTube Comments Section
Juan Juri: no one thinks you’re boring, grimes
GRIMM ZEUS:
smoothe purple and vague
daftrhetoric: I watched a Nixon speech muted and muttered the mantra 'greedy little hustler' to myself while I listened to this. I don't see any relevance, but It felt pretty good.